It's too fukked up lol. I use my real pic so I'm not anonymous. I pause my friends so bad I can't let this ammo out
The worst pause offense you've ever committed in your life
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Getting one of those parfaits from McDonald back in the day with my homie and I scream why are your nuts bigger than mine. Cashier looked at us crazy. She was hot too.
About 15 years ago about to ask my homies "Would yall still fukk with me if ____". I accidentally left out the word "with" and just stopped talking mid sentence. It was already too late
Wildest one i heard was somebody in the psn party talking about maxing out his 2K players and said
"I gotta finish topping my nikkas off"
Wildest one i heard was somebody in the psn party talking about maxing out his 2K players and said
"I gotta finish topping my nikkas off"
Womb Raider
movin' thru the city streets
I fukked @Uncouth Savage mom
bytch ain’t shave her upper lip nor her ass, needless to say I felt very strange during
bytch ain’t shave her upper lip nor her ass, needless to say I felt very strange during
I was rapping along to Prodigys Keep It Thoro and instead of saying I smack nikkas like you I slipped and said I smash nikkas like you 
I said Ayo fukk is you on to myself in the car mirror 
Worst one I got someone with my boys were hooping, I was on the park bench smoking, nikka trash talkin guarding one of my friends said "you aint going hard enough, I used to make you sweat back at my house
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I said A YOOOOO NO HOMO
Whole park erupted in laughter
I said Ayo fukk is you on to myself in the car mirror Worst one I got someone with my boys were hooping, I was on the park bench smoking, nikka trash talkin guarding one of my friends said "you aint going hard enough, I used to make you sweat back at my house
"I said A YOOOOO NO HOMO
Whole park erupted in laughter
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Professor K.
rap game Paul Millsap
Chick I was talking to was making vegetarian pasta. I told her "I'm not eating it if you don't put some meat in it first"
She said there were mushrooms in there and I said "no, I need the real thing"
Still hit tho
She said there were mushrooms in there and I said "no, I need the real thing"
Still hit tho
I’m a hobbyist that shoots street and learning portraiture with a Nikon mirrorless. A co-worker shoots wildlife photography with a canon camera.
I was browsing an online lens sale today, and remembered his brand. I texted him “what kind of canon do you have” then immediately had to follow up with “no homo”. I know it’s not spelled the same but still, smh.
I was browsing an online lens sale today, and remembered his brand. I texted him “what kind of canon do you have” then immediately had to follow up with “no homo”. I know it’s not spelled the same but still, smh.
Givethanks
Superstar
Sing the girl's part to Breed me in a barbershop full of Caribbean breh's
I was a kid but still wtf
I was a kid but still wtf
Was riding with my brother, his wife, and their newborn son like 14 years ago at 12 Oaks Mall.
Noticed a huge ass sporting goods store that was bigger than other ones I had seen. I was about to say
"I ain't ever seen no dikks that big"
But I caught myself, at least I thought so. Before sounding the phrase out, it came out like
"That's one of the biggest dikks I have ever seen"
There was absolutely no proper way to comment without pause. Serious pause
I was only literarily offended, bro. I didn't think you made it up, but only because it was so bad. Nothing against you personally, though. I hope you have a great weekend!
Im starting to think @Address_Unknown doesn't actually know what pause is and I'm crying at his contributions to this thread man holy shyt @drederick tatum mad as hell he even had to read that nonsense my stomach hurt man stop
@drederick tatum mad as hell he even had to read that nonsense my stomach hurt man stop
Dogg, I was book-mad as fukkIm starting to think @Address_Unknown doesn't actually know what pause is and I'm crying at his contributions to this thread man holy shyt
He's a good poster and seems like a good dude, so that made me even more flummoxed. That's on me though
