The worst pause offense you've ever committed in your life

[drederick tatum]

Spoiler: Dear Diary Ducktales

Had sex and then a relationship with a chick's mom who dumped me for another dude.
I may have 'mistakenly' called her phone when me and her Mom was away on Holiday and she heard us having it off.
It may have caused a bit of a rift between her and her Mom's that tethered on untenable at the time but her mother didn't care, she was having "Fun" with a man that made her seem 'whole'.
Betrayed countenances and a bit of Ego tripping, I guess but we were both two single, interested consenting adults, so fukk it.

This is one of the worst stories I've ever read. Edit and replace it with a good one, please and thank you

 

[RaspberryFitted]

Spoiler: Dear Diary Ducktales

Had sex and then a relationship with a chick's mom who dumped me for another dude.
I may have 'mistakenly' called her phone when me and her Mom was away on Holiday and she heard us having it off.
It may have caused a bit of a rift between her and her Mom's that tethered on untenable at the time but her mother didn't care, she was having "Fun" with a man that made her seem 'whole'.
Betrayed countenances and a bit of Ego tripping, I guess but we were both two single, interested consenting adults, so fukk it.

 

[DetroitEWarren]

Was riding with my brother, his wife, and their newborn son like 14 years ago at 12 Oaks Mall.

Noticed a huge ass sporting goods store that was bigger than other ones I had seen. I was about to say

"I ain't ever seen no dikks that big"


But I caught myself, at least I thought so. Before sounding the phrase out, it came out like


"That's one of the biggest dikks I have ever seen"






There was absolutely no proper way to comment without pause. Serious pause

 

[Address_Unknown]

This is one of the worst stories I've ever read. Edit and replace it with a good one, please and thank you​

Apologies.​

 

[Mowgli]

When I take my son to watch me do Brazillian Jiujitsu, I never do closed guard and I make sure I try to choke anyone who puts me Inside their closed guard.

 

[TripleAgent]

Checked out at Whole Foods, cashier asked me about an item I bought, answered without thinking, kept it moving. Got to the car and had the worst case of Post Pause Clarity ever. The answer I gave was a 3 part pause. I screamed AYOOOO, and was so embarrassed, I actually considered going back to apologize for saying something so flagrant. I use self checkout now

 

[drederick tatum]

I'm sorry you never had more than one woman be interested in you enough to make something like this seem plausible.
Me and the mother got along real good and after things fell apart with me and her daughter, we kept in touch, had lunch, had some laughs and decided to have dinner with some wine.
The Coli ain't a place I feel compelled enough to impress by making fake stories, Breh.​

1) your reply addresses nothing, don't lash out emotionally and put yourself into a bad position
2) your tale has absolutely nothing to do with the thread premise
3) it's just a really shytty, pointless story, sorry you thought it was otherwise

 

[NoMorePie]

2020 running warzone

Dude loved to rush squads by himself

One time he went off on his own and found a squad in a house. Tried to rush em and kept telling "on me on me on me" into the mic

Then eventually he was like " I need y'all on me right now! Hurry"

Then he realized he was about to get downed and was like "y'all need to come! Hurry! They're almost here inside"

The host of the party dipped out the match because he couldn't stop laughing

 

[Jesus H. Christ]

My stomach is craving five guys



FG it's how it is referred in Harlem. My bad.

 

[Luke Cage]

brehs in here reminiscing over near gay experiences . @CouldntBeMeTho

 

[drederick tatum]

My stomach is craving five guys



FG it's how it is referred in Harlem. My bad.

You used to call them apostles

 

[Seoul Gleou]

All of my sports career iykyk

 

[Address_Unknown]

My bad.

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

Checked out at Whole Foods, cashier asked me about an item I bought, answered without thinking, kept it moving. Got to the car and had the worst case of Post Pause Clarity ever. The answer I gave was a 3 part pause. I screamed AYOOOO, and was so embarrassed, I actually considered going back to apologize for saying something so flagrant. I use self checkout now

Aww, you ain't gon say it, blood? Bra actin hella scary lol

 

[Arizax2]

Happened couple of weeks ago. Was talking to my boy over the phone in the parking lot of my chiropractor. He kept talking and I was already late for my appointment so I said the follow:

"Ight brah, gotta let you go, I got to get my back cracked real quick, I'll hit you up later". nikka hit me with that Mega pause