The Worst Movies You've Paid To See

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Dark of the Moon. That movie seemed like it would never fukking end. Bay knows how to drag out a movie, dont he? LOTR for me was the same way. I like long movies, but only when it's entertaing and compelling.

Like watchin Casino, Heat, Blood In Blood Out, Scarface, Goodfellas and still don't realize those are 3 hrs pieces lol
 

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Can't blame Snipes for that one. It was the studio and Goyer who wanted Snipes out, which is why they brought in those secondary characters so they could potentially do future spin-offs with them instead of Blade. Snipes saw it coming and became unwilling to cooperate on the movie and the studio used his "diva behavior" as an excuse to bury him even deeper.

I think Snipes shoulda stopped after 2..It was so comic book like which was tight (Especially his duel with Nomak) but there wasn't nowhere else to go after that if they wasn't gonna bring in Morbius
 

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My dad wanted to see this. I knew it was gonna suck going into it, but went along anyway. He fell asleep during it, I saw there stuck watching it like :francis:. Can't tell you anything that happened in it.

As soon as I saw they replaced Rachael Weisz this movie was :camby:, like I'd rather sit through a Kate Hudson movie than try to watch this
 

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House of the Dead.

Without a shadow of a doubt, the worse movie I've ever watched in my life. Can't believe I saw it in theaters and paid for it. I took a date too. First date, last date. We didn't even speak on the way home. It was that terrible. I'm a heavy advocate of not walking out of a paid for movie, but this one made me seriously consider it.
 
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As soon as I saw they replaced Rachael Weisz this movie was :camby:, like I'd rather sit through a Kate Hudson movie than try to watch this
Rachel Weisz wouldn't have saved this movie and in retrospect the mummy is nothing special and part 2 was just a bloated version of part 1, I almost fell asleep in the theater watching it.
 

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Also these two pieces of crap. Like House of the Dead, all of these movies were suggested by women I was with at the time. The Cave is kinda special, cuz in ironic twist to House of the Dead, it too was technically a first date movie, cept I ended up marrying that girl and still am with her. Coyote Ugly, was at the suggestion of my first serious girlfriend. First g/f, she can go fukk herself tho. Not cuz of the movie alone, but due to being a skustworthy bytch.
 
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Lot of ya'll naming movies that I at least was fairly entertained by, if not enjoyed quite a bit. Granted, some of them wouldn't fit the 'Paid for' descriptor tho, but even still, a good half of them I wouldn't have minded doing just that.
 

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AVP the one with my film wifey Sanaa Lathan...

The movie was an abomination and I should of known I was in for fukkery when I seen the PG-13 rating...:francis:

I never could look at my bae Sanaa the same way again after she locked lips with that ugly mothafukka Floyd Mayweather Sr in that movie...:scust:
 
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