The women translator

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didnt read everything on here but every single time Reincar posts i get reminded to listen to Leykis 101

Thanks Tom and Reincar

[ame=http://youtu.be/K3Vyd2mGsHA]Tom Leykis --- Stop being a gentleman. Chivalry is old fashion and its for pussified men - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Gus Money]

but i hope we can remain friends = trying to lower my guilt


and the classic

who knows what will happen in teh future maybe we will end up back together = keeping you as a backup incase things don't work out with the new nikka, knowing you being a simp will sit and wait and ponder those words for months.

every girl is different but they all follow the same script somewhat

the friends line is used whenever a female dumps a guy as to give a olive branch, some simps accept it thinking it will be a way to win back their ex when it reality shes out partying sleeping with other dudes, most dudes continue on this path till they see ther ex in a new relationship and get angry and jealous and will be hit with the I told you we were just friends and you were ok with it, usually when a a guy moves on.




and the maybe we will get back together in the future - used as well a high percentage of the time, while she's out messing with dudes left and right living the single life, a simp is staying home in front of his computer googling those words looking for a positive get back together story , thinking his situation is different, he will be out of the game for months scared to date again or even seep with another chick incase his ex finds out and that will ruin his chance of getting back together

I know exactly how it feels to be that guy.

im ashamed to admit that was me last october to january




100% real talk tho

Don't feel too bad, breh. That was me from last June until February. Sometimes you gotta learn the hard way.

 

[Rominati]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3Vyd2mGsHA&feature=player_detailpage#t=300s]Tom Leykis --- Stop being a gentleman. Chivalry is old fashion and its for pussified men - YouTube[/ame]




Never liked this guy before this video. But gawtdamm, imma check some other stuff of his

 

[YBE]

But I'm with you now = I did some REAL HOEISH shyt before i met you

 

[MikelArteta]

Hey what are you doing today? - I need you to drive me somewhere

I really don't know how I'm going to get home th buses don't run that late 1 let me try and make this dude feel sorry for me so he will drive me

 

[ThaBoyBam]

Hey what are you doing today? - I need you to drive me somewhere

I really don't know how I'm going to get home th buses don't run that late 1 let me try and make this dude feel sorry for me so he will drive me

 

[OSUBaneBrowns]

i was in full simp.. i bought that bytch a puppy, some uggs, a betsey johnson purse, ipod, ect introduced her to moms...


then she hoes and fukks some dirtbag ass mfukker













never trust a pretty face

DAMN!

 

[JLova]

"a real man...." = RUN!

 

[MikelArteta]

 

[MikelArteta]

 

[Ohene]

*i dont want to talk about this anymore* - you're making too much sense.

!!!!!!

 

[Ohene]

i was 20.. i just turned 21 now

Same age as me but I was 19 (turning 20 in the same year) when my exhoe pulled the foul shyt. The "maybe in the future we can try things out" again is incredible. So insulting when you look at it in retrospect. Only difference is when she said we were done officially and not on a break ...I never took it upon myself to contact her. Its true what they say about taking it one day at a time to get over a bytch. Which leads me to:

"I think we should take a break" - You are injured/ playing like shyt so it's time to do you like Philly did McNabb with Kevin Kolb....and did Kevin kolb with Michael Vick

 

[Taadow]

(was gone 5 minutes )*did you miss me* - can i mold you into my pet boyfriend.

Yo, they crack me up with this. Story:

Up until about a month ago I used to work with this chick. Small world chit because I knew her family from my 'hood when I was comin' up. Anyway, she a cute li'l thang and all, and sometimes we would talk during lunch or whatever...

So about a month and a half ago, she comes up to my desk and tells me she's going to work somewhere else. She asks:

"Are you gonna be sad because i'm gone?"

I say "Why? This seems like it will be a good opportunity for you. If it's what you want, I won't be sad. I'm happy for you!"

Her face was like

In my mind I was like "ha haaa, Mental Gymnastics, bytch."

 

[Ohene]

*beep * *beep* (cellphne alert)

Ex Girlfriend - Hey hows it been? I havent heard from you:

Translation A): "Lemme make sure that you aren't distraught so i can relieve myself of guilt and cognitive dissonance "

Translation B): "I'm losing my grip on you...did you move on to another chick/get over me aleady "

 

[MikelArteta]

2013 bump