The women translator

[O.G.B]

EPIC THREAD! MUCH RESPECT TO THE OP!

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

"a real man...." = RUN!

Reposting this so more people see it.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Creeper (Urban Dictionary):

This definition is only directed towards young men, it is not meant to be offensive to girls: "creeper" is a term typically used by young women, usually young women who like to party, which means "I am afraid of you because you are by yourself," or, "I am afraid of you because you are not socializing." I've noticed that women tend to label men creepers if they have dark features, such as thick eyebrows or a distinctively superior look.

Something else I've noticed is that older, more mature, and usually brunette women are actually ATTRACTED to these types of men. Think about it, young men who have dark features, are independent, and mysterious: seriously, I guarantee you will win the love of a beautiful woman, and don't even worry about being labeled a creeper, you will learn later that it's a compliment (sort of).

 

[The Bilingual Gringo]

thread is

 

[GoPro]

Iam a strong independent woman-- iam going to die alone

Fixed that for you bruh, you're welcome

 

[gameover82]

Fixed that for you bruh, you're welcome

cool

 

[MikelArteta]

 

[MikelArteta]

i hate to ask but can i just borrow some money till i get paid again = i dont respect you which is why im asking you for money that you know you will never get back

 

[Tommy Knocks]

Without being taught or trained or needing to read these, my brain automatically translated words like this. I should be a psychologist.

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

i hate to ask but can i just borrow some money till i get paid again = i dont respect you which is why im asking you for money that you know you will never get back

Thats universal

 

[StickStickly]

"If you cant handle me at my worst then you dont deserve me at my best" = I'm an inconsiderate bytch once I get comfortable

That one always means "I'm a crazy psycho with bipolar/borderline/depressive disorder". When MySpace was popular they always had that quote next to a gif of an emo girl slitting her wrists- and of course, everything was in glitter.

 

[Poitier]

Without being taught or trained or needing to read these, my brain automatically translated words like this. I should be a psychologist.

Exactly ... This shyt got me feeling like a genius. Can't be that many dumb nikkas in the world

 

[SirShaktus]

At fast food restaurant

Guy: You want something? Fries, a drink..?

Girl: Nah... I'm not hungry/don't want any/I'm on a diet/I'll feel fat

Guy: You sure? I'm buying.

Girl: I'm good

*Guy gets his order*

*Girl eats half of your fries/drinks all of your drink/etc*

Guy:








Also: "Do you miss me/love me/etc?"
Translation: I feel this emotion about you, someone, or something else; I want to manipulate you into feeling the same way so I put you on the spot to say it out loud first so I can hold it over your head

 

[stepbackj34spud]

This nikka rein is something else

 

[Mike Ock]

"It's not that serious" = She fukked up big time, it's very serious and clearly her fault


Then she'll try to flip it and make it seem like you're(the guy) overreacting for no reason.