The women translator

[Swing]

Can someone merge my shyt with this, lets keep going in here

 

[gameover82]

Your a nice guy...but- your too ugly,broke and got no swag...what in your right mind think I would be with you

 

[Mowgli]

*woman overtly stares at you while you're clearly preoccupied doing something else* - pay attention to me

*woman tells you to leave her alone then touches you with her foot or stares at you some more * - pay attention to me so i can tell you to leave me alone again (if you ignore long enough she'll come to you)

 

[Scustin Trillberlake]

" I want other things" - I want to fukk other dudes

" I need space" - I want to fukk other dudes

" he's just a friend" - we are fukking or have fukked in the past

"I've only slept with 3 guys" - I've really slept with 20

" I don't usually do this" - I tell to every guy I suck off on the first night to not look like a slut

"I'm thick in the right places" - I'm fat

"my kids are the best thing to happen to me" - my life is fukked all I have is my kids

"you are such a nice guy" - Friendzone

"he cheated on me I hate him" - I love him, I want to tame the stallion

"I want a nice good guy" - I have a kid, I'm getting fat money is running low I need a guy to provide for me.

"I've had my fun i want to settle down" - i've clubbed had numerous one night stands been cheated on and abused, now i just want to be a homebody and fin da poindexter so i can use and abuse


Add on brehs

 

[Malik]

"I'm like $30 short on my light bill"= I'm a prostitute

You paid a few electricity bills huh?

I aint mad

 

[Malik]

who knows what will happen in teh future maybe we will end up back together = keeping you as a backup incase things don't work out with the new nikka, knowing you being a simp will sit and wait and ponder those words for months.

So she really didn't want to work things out with me

 

[cfountain]

still was a nice thread

 

[AquaCityBoy]

"Reincar is a bytch ass nikka" - Reincar is a bytch ass nikka.

 

[Heat]

I expect a man to pay on the first date = oh shyt it's that time of the month im broke as hell and he better be stacking

 

[Rocket Scientist]

I expect a man to pay on the first date = oh shyt it's that time of the month im broke as hell and he better be stacking

 

[PewPew]

This thread is like the gospel according to paul. Ive literally heard over 50% of these lines before.

Soooooo tempted to put this on twitter and make it a trending topic

 

[Fmju]

This thread is like the gospel according to paul. Ive literally heard over 50% of these lines before.

Soooooo tempted to put this on twitter and make it a trending topic

Doin that right now

Not tryna trend it though

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

OP is so confusing... man of worth who seems to get nothing but problems and chicanery from women

 

[atlbound]

"All we did was kiss"="I aborted 2 of that nikka'z babies already"

 

[thegreatest]

" I want other things" - I want to fukk other dudes

" I need space" - I want to fukk other dudes

" he's just a friend" - we are fukking or have fukked in the past

"I've only slept with 3 guys" - I've really slept with 20

" I don't usually do this" - I tell to every guy I suck off on the first night to not look like a slut

"I'm thick in the right places" - I'm fat

"my kids are the best thing to happen to me" - my life is fukked all I have is my kids

"you are such a nice guy" - Friendzone

"he cheated on me I hate him" - I love him, I want to tame the stallion

"I want a nice good guy" - I have a kid, I'm getting fat money is running low I need a guy to provide for me.

"I've had my fun i want to settle down" - i've clubbed had numerous one night stands been cheated on and abused, now i just want to be a homebody and fin da poindexter so i can use and abuse


Add on brehs

that's my Reincar