And they always do this shyt when you're either at work or doing some fun shyt, enjoying yourself. You go fromto
Women are NOTORIOUS for ruining a nikka'z good time
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Women are NOTORIOUS for ruining a nikka'z good time
"I can't go out tonight" = I got other nikkas on my "team"
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And they always do this shyt when you're either at work or doing some fun shyt, enjoying yourself. You go from
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SamsoniteMan
*looks over see's chick texting, grinning ear to ear*
who are you texting?
"oh just *insert dudes name*, we've been friends for years"
translation: i've been wanting to fukk this dude since i've known him but never got the chance.
who are you texting?
"oh just *insert dudes name*, we've been friends for years"
translation: i've been wanting to fukk this dude since i've known him but never got the chance.
"Oh, he's my cousin"="give me that incest cock!"
Gospel. They either pick the smallest, insignificant, most pettiest shyt to get overly upset about...and if they can't find something, best believe they'll make something up.
Also...I'm really beginning to believe that She Agree That I'm Looney is a chick. Why else would he/she take Reincar's threads to heart? Not to mention that he/she argues alot like a female...
Ain't That Something
Superstar
But seriously guys you need to let the hate towards women go. Maybe try dating someone that isn't your type? There are a lot of women that just want to date, have fun, see where things go and have no ill intentions. Try the hipster crowd. Very fashionable and very fun, the only big negative you will have to deal with is the intitlement, other than that it's great.
Step 1) Stop dealing with skeezy chicks, or hoodboogers as some of you like to call them
Step 2) Give up the fantasty of the good conservative christian girl, most people are not like this and it is dehumanzing to women to think that they will be.
Step 3) Date someone that isn't your type. Step out of your confort zone a bit.
Hipster girls are great, ask Spinoza
I knew somebody would put his cape on
Gospel. They either pick the smallest, insignificant, most pettiest shyt to get overly upset about...and if they can't find something, best believe they'll make something up.
Also...I'm really beginning to believe that She Agree That I'm Looney is a chick. Why else would he/she take Reincar's threads to heart? Not to mention that he/she argues alot like a female...
its not
I am pretty certain its we beast mode aka cool the kid aka i ran to jemadore on tips on how to please my grotesque wife
but i hope we can remain friends = trying to lower my guilt
and the classic
who knows what will happen in teh future maybe we will end up back together
= keeping you as a backup incase things don't work out with the new nikka, knowing you being a simp will sit and wait and ponder those words for months.
Ain't That Something
Superstar
Remix: he'my cousin= he is this nikka I used to fukk back in the days, and he can have it anytime but i don't want you getting suspucious bc u are my bread and butter. Simp with the wallet.
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SamsoniteMan
but i hope we can remain friends = trying to lower my guilt
and the classic
who knows what will happen in teh future maybe we will end up back together
ive been in this exact situationtruest words ever
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SamsoniteMan
yeah im with him, but i still love YOU = we got in a fight, i know your simp ass will pick up, and im trying to do somethiing to make him mad
truest words ever
every girl is different but they all follow the same script somewhat
the friends line is used whenever a female dumps a guy as to give a olive branch, some simps accept it thinking it will be a way to win back their ex when it reality shes out partying sleeping with other dudes, most dudes continue on this path till they see ther ex in a new relationship and get angry and jealous and will be hit with the I told you we were just friends and you were ok with it, usually when a a guy moves on.
and the maybe we will get back together in the future
- used as well a high percentage of the time, while she's out messing with dudes left and right living the single life, a simp is staying home in front of his computer googling those words looking for a positive get back together story 
, thinking his situation is different, he will be out of the game for months scared to date again or even seep with another chick incase his ex finds out and that will ruin his chance of getting back together
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SamsoniteMan
every girl is different but they all follow the same script somewhat
the friends line is used whenever a female dumps a guy as to give a olive branch, some simps accept it thinking it will be a way to win back their ex when it reality shes out partying sleeping with other dudes, most dudes continue on this path till they see ther ex in a new relationship and get angry and jealous and will be hit with the I told you we were just friends and you were ok with it, usually when a a guy moves on.
and the maybe we will get back together in the future
im ashamed to admit that was me last october to january
100% real talk tho
im ashamed to admit that was me last october to january
100% real talk tho
sorry breh but at least you know the game now
once you know how to read women you master the game
99% a chick tells you should get the
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