THE “WILL SMITH SLAPPED CHRIS ROCK” MEGA THREAD

[spliz]

@Dusty Bake Activate I just noticed u said I’m 120 pounds. Homie I would slap the fukk outta u u don’t know me from a can of paint or how much I weigh.

 

[RAX 010]

Will did what any real nikka would do if they had a bald wife and a nikka said she look like GI Joe...
Smack fire out they ass

 

[Bigsuk]

Bruh if you don’t stop acting like you know Will Smith because you’ve seen him in TV in movies. You know nothing about how he is off camera.

You’re already seeing more people coming out about him having a bad temper behind the scenes. Paul Rodriguez and Tommy Davidson have also both shared their stories about him trying to punk them on set. Davidson said it was over a misunderstood kiss with Jada. Maybe there’s some pattern here with him and comedians who are much physically smaller than him. More stories will probably come out in the days and weeks to come.

There was that gay white dude he slapped too. He might have a real mean streak that was finally made public at the Oscars meltdown. Nobody starts slapping people in their 50’s.

You don’t know him or any of these people, just their public face which is carefully cultivated by their publicists/agents, etc. and what their social circle chooses to share about them. People want to believe Will Smith was a symbol of excellence in every human way but he’s a weirdo Scientologist who’s very talented and charismatic.

Come on breh. The gay white dude tryed to kiss will on the mouth any straight man is gona push or slap or even punch a nikka that try’s to kiss you on mouth that’s a normal straight man’s reaction ….

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

Come on breh. The gay white dude tryed to kiss will on the mouth any straight man is gona push or slap or even punch a nikka that try’s to kiss you on mouth that’s a normal straight man’s reaction ….

Oh I agree. Just citing that as one instance.

 

[Umoja]

It’s crazy. I seen Jaden with Will’s first wife more than Jada in the last couple years. He was just with her a few days ago. That says something. And she riding for Will. Even after the Oscars. Tre as well. He should’ve never divorced her.

His mum slept with his friend. He probably doesn't like her.

 

[spliz]

His mum slept with his friend. He probably doesn't like her.

Yea that’s what I’m getting at.

 

[Zero]

Let's tally this shyt up so far:

Will been apologizing for a week, had to quit the Academy before he got fired, and has gotten 2 projects (so far) put on hold.

Meanwhile Chris' ticket prices and sales are through the roof, even his brother got some shine off this, and this incident is going to stay in comedic rotation for at least the rest of the year.

Who really lost?

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

 

[Rekkapryde]

Let's tally this shyt up so far:

Will been apologizing for a week, had to quit the Academy before he got fired, and has gotten 2 projects (so far) put on hold.

Meanwhile Chris' ticket prices and sales are through the roof, even his brother got some shine off this, and this incident is going to stay in comedic rotation for at least the rest of the year.

Who really lost?

No doubt Will but he brought this on himself.

He'll recover though.

He should have been thrown Jada in the bushes, but that ship has sailed.

 

[DPresidential]

Will did what any real nikka would do if they had a bald wife and a nikka said she look like GI Joe...
Smack fire out they ass

Nah.

If we are going to put the real nikka cap on; let's do it.


What Will did was equivalent to a nikka walking out of the bathroom and seeing a nikka talking to his jawn. Storms over there with no words and bumps the nikka on some, "You good, breh? This is my chick."

See, the above can definitely be found on some insecure hood shyt. Matter of fact, it can be found culturally anywhere.

Meanwhile, I'd say that a real nikka would walk over to his jawn, nonchalantly and put his hand around her. Look at dude and say to his girl, "This a friend of yours?" Now, the other guy has an oppurtunity to fall back on some, "Oh my bad, breh, no disrespect. Shorty beautiful." Or, be on some, "Oh this is your man? HA, as I was saying."

Now, the breh can smack the other nikka.


Here? The Oscars situation?

A real man would have known enough about whether his wife was sensitive about her hair and matched her energy instead of laughing and then switching up. Even still, they were about 8 feet apart; they don't know telepathy. He could have stood up and walked over to her and ask her if she is bothered.

It appeared to me as if Will just made up his mind exactly how bad his wife was feeling and overcompensated.

Unless you are of the most unhinged dude, in the hood, you NEVER make a "protect your manhood" move unless you are absolutely sure there is no misunderstanding the situation and you are sure of the disrespect.

Here, he could not have known if Chris Rock knew about his wife's alopecia. fukk kind of entitled shyt is that? He couldn't be sure if Chris Rock was really trying to be disrespectful.

If he was a "real man", he'd have seen Chris after the show or in the back on some, "My nikka, explain something to me. fukk was that GI Jane shyt about? You know Jada is self conscious about it, right?"

Then, like the above situation, it's up to Chris to properly defuse or show how disrespectful he was by answering that question.

Either, "Oh, Will, my apologizes. It was a joke that I wouldn't have said if she didn't look beautiful with the cut."

Or, "nikka, fukk you and your bald headed bytch. These are jokes, nikka." - Which I'd have applauded a slap or punch at that time.


Nothing Will Smith did here is honorable. shyt is embarrassing.

 

[DPresidential]

Let's tally this shyt up so far:

Will been apologizing for a week, had to quit the Academy before he got fired, and has gotten 2 projects (so far) put on hold.

Meanwhile Chris' ticket prices and sales are through the roof, even his brother got some shine off this, and this incident is going to stay in comedic rotation for at least the rest of the year.

Who really lost?

As a black man, I'm not able to process this idea that my purse grows - probably for people to see the spectacle continue - as a result of me getting emasculated on TV in front of millions as a W. I'm sorry.

I have kids. I am a man. I'm black.

I don't give a fukk about white opinion. On some black shyt; that was some fukk boy ass shyt and Chris Rock, psychologically took a serious L.

That's not even bringing up the history of abuse that Chris Rock has spoken about regarding getting bullied and traumatically learning to be submissive at the showing of another's aggression.

As Chris Rock's brother? I'd be sick about this shyt.

The memes. The jokes. Damn.

 

[breakfuss]

Anybody post this yet?

The math ain't mathing... Jada and Chris last co-starred in a movie together in 2012. Yet people here said he's been picking on her for 25+ years? Where exactly does the supposed rabbit hole begin?

 

[get these nets]

The math ain't mathing... Jada and Chris last co-starred in a movie together in 2012. Yet people here said he's been picking on her for 25+ years? Where exactly does the supposed rabbit hole begin?

I don't get what you're saying here. Starring in a film together doesn't mean that they are friends or even friendly. And if it's an animated film, they probably weren't even in the same physical place when their parts were being recorded.
Them smiling and joking during the promo run for a film doesn't refute anything.

 

[DPresidential]

The math ain't mathing... Jada and Chris last co-starred in a movie together in 2012. Yet people here said he's been picking on her for 25+ years? Where exactly does the supposed rabbit hole begin?

Aye, breh,

There should be a google app that allows you to input

[Comedian Name]

[Celebrity Name]

[Topic of Joke]


I guarantee the volume of jokes each comedian says about a bunch of celebrities. It doesn't mean that there is a personal vendetta. It means that that particular celebrity made the most sense to make a joke about at the time.

@breakfuss not you. But, a lot of nikkas are really leaving me perplexed as if they didn't grow up on Martin, Wayans Bros, Stand up comedy from Richard Pryor to Def Comedy Jam.

shyt, most of my closest circles revolve around the roasting sessions where nikkas GO IN.

BLACK COMEDY is unadulterated and unapologetic.

NOT TO BE COMPARED TO WHITE PRIVILEGE - But, black people have a certain privilege. We are able to joke about a bunch of sensitive shyt because, 1) Our whole history is laugh so you don't cry and 2) We wish a muh fukka would try to tell us we can't say some shyt in this country we fukking built. FOH.


Will took his wi..... Actually, no. Will didn't take his wife. Will came to the Oscars with a fellow actor who happens to be his wife. And when you come to the Oscars, or any award show, you know the comedic talent will possibly take jabs at you...IF YOU'RE RELEVANT.

If anything, I'd have been offended if I went to an award show and none of the comedic talent talked about me.

 

[RAX 010]

Nah.

If we are going to put the real nikka cap on; let's do it.


What Will did was equivalent to a nikka walking out of the bathroom and seeing a nikka talking to his jawn. Storms over there with no words and bumps the nikka on some, "You good, breh? This is my chick."

See, the above can definitely be found on some insecure hood shyt. Matter of fact, it can be found culturally anywhere.

Meanwhile, I'd say that a real nikka would walk over to his jawn, nonchalantly and put his hand around her. Look at dude and say to his girl, "This a friend of yours?" Now, the other guy has an oppurtunity to fall back on some, "Oh my bad, breh, no disrespect. Shorty beautiful." Or, be on some, "Oh this is your man? HA, as I was saying."

Now, the breh can smack the other nikka.


Here? The Oscars situation?

A real man would have known enough about whether his wife was sensitive about her hair and matched her energy instead of laughing and then switching up. Even still, they were about 8 feet apart; they don't know telepathy. He could have stood up and walked over to her and ask her if she is bothered.

It appeared to me as if Will just made up his mind exactly how bad his wife was feeling and overcompensated.

Unless you are of the most unhinged dude, in the hood, you NEVER make a "protect your manhood" move unless you are absolutely sure there is no misunderstanding the situation and you are sure of the disrespect.

Here, he could not have known if Chris Rock knew about his wife's alopecia. fukk kind of entitled shyt is that? He couldn't be sure if Chris Rock was really trying to be disrespectful.

If he was a "real man", he'd have seen Chris after the show or in the back on some, "My nikka, explain something to me. fukk was that GI Jane shyt about? You know Jada is self conscious about it, right?"

Then, like the above situation, it's up to Chris to properly defuse or show how disrespectful he was by answering that question.

Either, "Oh, Will, my apologizes. It was a joke that I wouldn't have said if she didn't look beautiful with the cut."

Or, "nikka, fukk you and your bald headed bytch. These are jokes, nikka." - Which I'd have applauded a slap or punch at that time.


Nothing Will Smith did here is honorable. shyt is embarrassing.

I hear ya but sometimes real nikkas don't have a moment to react logically and just uses real nikka violence to solve the problem then the regret comes in later but it's too late