THE “WILL SMITH SLAPPED CHRIS ROCK” MEGA THREAD

[malleymal]

You take that shyt to the back. If anything, I would have calmly walked backstage after Chris Rock exited stage left for some straightening.

People would have forgotten about that joke as soon as quest love got up to get his award. Such an own goal it is ridiculous.

 

[Standing on business]

No it’s not. Merging different threads just kills the conversation for a lot of people. Who cares if will smith threads were the topic for a few days? Is that really going to ruin the forum when there are 20 other sub forums to post in?
If that’s the case then we need to merge all instagram Thot threads etc

Yep. Mega threads are the worst. Ain’t nobody gon be checking the shyt like that, now a lot of funny comments and takes will be missed.

 

[Consigliere]

Are Will and Jada Scientologists? I know they were flirting with it at one point.

 

[The Pledge]

? From low-rent comedians. He gonna have people like Chappelle roasting his ass now, like he did Jussie Smollett.

You say that like it's going to make Will commit that . People will get get these jokes off for another 10 days max then on to the next bullshyt unless Lizzo decides to show her ass somewhere.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

I’m not thinking seriously about this at all so I have some wild takes.

-If you’re Will Smith, do you just go MIA for a while? He’s what, 50 something? Money hella long? He can certainly do this indefinitely
- I hope he spins this into a villain role. Jamie Foxx in Baby Driver, Denzel in Training Day type shyt.
- If this was staged, give the man who set this up a RAISE. People are still unsure if it was real or not, myself included
- Wonder if Bradley Cooper, Denzel n em were like “Hey bruh…not saying that was right…..but…and don’t tell nobody…but let’s grab a drink cause I feel that shyt”
- I’m actually inspired by Chris Rock in this. Dude did not miss a beat after having this piss slapped out of him. I was WEAK at “…Will Smith just smacked the shyt out of me” that’s god level composure I hope to obtain one day
- Alec Baldwin had words?? His PR wasn’t like “breh…..you just caught a body….sit this one out”???

That's exactly how they felt. A LOT of celebs in that room felt where Will was coming from.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

People do this all the time. Chris Cuomo is doing this to CNN rn

Sue him for what? Money?

Chris Rock could flip this into billions. Will Smith just gave his career a boost. I'm not even saying Chris Rock needed a boost. But I am saying there was a thread on here about the difference between Will Smith's stardom and Chris Rock's stardom.

Chris Rock's stardom is about to be the same level as Will's as long as he plays his cards right. And launching a lawsuit ain't how to do that.

 

[Jean Jacket]

One big thread is better then 1000 separate threads cluttering up the site. And if you don’t sticky it you run the risk of people “not seeing” the mega thread and polluting up the main feed.

Make sense?

Thanks for the explanation. Always on point.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

He’s not saying anything because he’s LITERALLY in the middle of a world tour standup show.

If you want to hear what he has to say pay up.

It’s smart. Ticket sales are way up.

This. Chris is speaking on this tonight at his show. If you want to know what he has to say and what his future plans are regarding this, then sign up.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Jaleel White of all ppl sharing this as if we forgot about Myrtle Urkel

 

[ThirdAct]

Jim Carrey getting the Zoe Kravitz treatment now



Other celebs would be smart to keep their mouth shut on this one lol

 

[Sad Bunny]

No it’s not. Merging different threads just kills the conversation for a lot of people. Who cares if will smith threads were the topic for a few days? Is that really going to ruin the forum when there are 20 other sub forums to post in?
If that’s the case then we need to merge all instagram Thot threads etc

Facts. This shyt trash now.
Front page is back to being ass.

 

[Peak]

Willard would have done well to follow Eazy's example. Stay classy when the world is watching.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

This why you gotta be weary of showing your opinions on social media cause white folks showing they ass right now

Plenty of nikkas on here I’m cool as hell with I disagree with completely but that’s a conversation here between us on coli…..but white folks starting to do what white folks do best and not mind they own business

Whether it should have or not this has now become a race thing

 

[Jean Jacket]

This why you gotta be weary of showing your opinions on social media cause white folks showing they ass right now

Plenty of nikkas on here I’m cool as hell with I disagree with completely but that’s a conversation here between us on coli…..but white folks starting to do what white folks do best and not mind they own business

Whether it should have or not this has now become a race thing

Well said.

 

[AquaCityBoy]

The idea that "Will wouldn't have done that to Chappelle or The Rock" is stupid AF to me.

First of all, neither of them would have made the same joke because they're both bald too. The Rock in particular is just a more buff Will Smith--he generally has a squeaky clean image and wouldn't talk shyt like that unless they had personal beef like Tyrese or Vin Diesel.

And The Rock has so much charisma he would have something that sounded more like a compliment: "Jada, you look beautiful. Obviously I'm a fan of the hairstyle. "

If Will had even made a on camera in that scenario he would have looked insecure AF. No "defending his wife's 'medical condition'" bullshyt there.

The question shouldn't be "Would he have done that to The Rock?" but rather "Would he have done that to Kevin Hart?" since everybody is suddenly acting like Chris Rock is this frail midget.