This graphic is all true in the OP. I actually dreamed this up and created these very same PowerPoint graphics 2 weeks ago.
I sent it to Pentagon and Lloyd Austin contacted me directly and said "Sir, you're a patriot and arguably one of the best Americans to ever breathe the air of unadulterated freedom. I'm currently at Walter Reed, but don't tell Joseph. Keep it all the way live on the black hand side."
I thought he was trying to catfish me because "Keep it live on the black hand side" is my safe word phrase. So I said tootle-loo and hung up.
I sent it to Pentagon and Lloyd Austin contacted me directly and said "Sir, you're a patriot and arguably one of the best Americans to ever breathe the air of unadulterated freedom. I'm currently at Walter Reed, but don't tell Joseph. Keep it all the way live on the black hand side."
I thought he was trying to catfish me because "Keep it live on the black hand side" is my safe word phrase. So I said tootle-loo and hung up.