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Saw the worst heckling ever last night. shyt was hilarious.
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One of my friends is going to try to introduce me to the booker at the spot I'm trying to get into tonight. Wish me luck brehs 
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Spoke to the booker and I'm in next Saturday 
I was sitting close to the dude who played
When I saw him I was like
knowing he probably has no clue about this site or that his likeness is used on it at least 50x per day. fukk Emmy's and HBO specials, you ain't famous until you have a Coli smiley
I was sitting close to the dude who played
When I saw him I was like
knowing he probably has no clue about this site or that his likeness is used on it at least 50x per day. fukk Emmy's and HBO specials, you ain't famous until you have a Coli smiley 
i just saw hannibal burress live last night, probably the best stand up act I've seen live other than Bill Burr, dude is absolutely fukking hilarious. His act has a great hiphop flavor to it (not just because he's black) but he has a DJ that tours with him that was playing some dope ass hiphop before the show started and he weaves some songs into the actual comedy act
running an open mic in this town.Kids don't know how good they have it.
I used to walk barefoot in the snow, 15 miles...
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Caught a fukking bad one at the Garrett Morris show. He hit me with a one liner when I got off stage 
Booker told me I can come back any time tho so I got a new spot to grow.
Booker told me I can come back any time tho so I got a new spot to grow.
Caught a fukking bad one at the Garrett Morris show. He hit me with a one liner when I got off stage
Booker told me I can come back any time tho so I got a new spot to grow.
I was wondering how it went. Right on, man. Sometimes that shyt goes down. I hit a personal lull because i've been killing the local scene but i'm back to being next to nobody on the next level.
outside of my connections that is.
but on the other side...a lot of this stuff seems to just be all in one's head.
I'm not naming any names because we all have our moments but I just recently saw a pretty hilarious big name get waaaaaay to faded before headlining. i don't ever wanna do that shyt.
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I was wondering how it went. Right on, man. Sometimes that shyt goes down. I hit a personal lull because i've been killing the local scene but i'm back to being next to nobody on the next level.
outside of my connections that is.
but on the other side...a lot of this stuff seems to just be all in one's head.
I'm not naming any names because we all have our moments but I just recently saw a pretty hilarious big name get waaaaaay to faded before headlining. i don't ever wanna do that shyt.
Yeah, I went first and couldn't connect with the crowd like I wanted to. I feel you on the lull thing, because I killed with this material all week but feel like I got sent up to the very bottom of the next level with this show.
How are you liking your material lately? A lotta shyt is in our head, you're right. Gotta remind myself that whenever my mind is playing tricks on me
It seems like ya'll have have a great community of comics out there. I get Facebook posts and open miIc invites all the time from Vegas comics since I made my way out there.
Haha, man. Was he or she belligerent or just had a few too many?
Yeah, I went first and couldn't connect with the crowd like I wanted to. I feel you on the lull thing, because I killed with this material all week but feel like I got sent up to the very bottom of the next level with this show.
How are you liking your material lately? A lotta shyt is in our head, you're right. Gotta remind myself that whenever my mind is playing tricks on me
It seems like ya'll have have a great community of comics out there. I get Facebook posts and open miIc invites all the time from Vegas comics since I made my way out there.
Haha, man. Was he or she belligerent or just had a few too many?
Thanks. I really like the Vegas scene so far and I'm pretty sure this breh just had too many drinks. This city will do that do you if you aren't careful.
Yo a dude from your scene came to my mic and got the worst heckling i've ever seen. he handled it well and it was an open mic but it was fukking retarded/hilarious to watch that shyt. I think his name was Austin Silver.
lmao yeah i know him, he was on the managers showcase too, what happened?
I met him at a different mic and I invited him to my show. We had a hella low turnout because there was another open mic across town. He was sort of reluctant at first because there was barely anybody there. Then he got on stage and the few patrons (who were friends of the bartender) started heckling him almost incessantly with comments like "You're ears look like dikkS!" and "You look really fukking gaaay!".
He was like "This is the worst place I've ever been!"
So I yelled "You can always just get the fukk off the stage..."
Then he did almost 10 more minutes of angry shyt at this mic in a dive bar. I really hope that didn't put him off to vegas because the bartender and those people have since been essentially 86ed.