WELCOME TO WEEK 2 OF THE MR. ROBOT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVIEW COURTESY OF THE NATURE BOY WOOOOOOOOO
EPISODE BEGINS WITH NOBODY LOVES ROMERO SCHOOLING MOBLINDER ON THE HISTORY OF THE CONEY ISLAND ARCADE
NOBODY LOVES ROMERO JUST TRYING TO MAKE A BUCK BY SELLING THE HAUNTED HANGOUT TO MOBLINDER….MAMA ROMERO NEED THAT KUSH FOR HER EYES
MOBLINDER OUT HERE TRYING TO RECRUIT NOBODY LOVES ROMERO INSTEAD…
YOU GOTTA BELIEVE NOBODY LOVES ROMERO BE THINKIN THIS CURRY KEVIN SMITH BE TRYING TO GET HIM TO WORK IN A GOD DAMN I.T. TECHNICAL SUPPORT CENTER
THAT DUSTY SPRINGFIELD OPENING SEQUENCE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ELLIOT TRYING TO GET EURO BATEMAN TO SNITCH ON THE LANDLINE…BREH ONLY ON THE BURNERS
LOOKS LIKE ELLIOT KNOWS ABOUT GAYDEON GODDARD’S GRINDR HOOKUP GONE BAD
MAMA ROMERO BE TALKING THAT shyt…SHE JUST WANNA SMOKE AND WATCH HER DAYTIME SOAPS
MOBLINDER CHECKIN UP ON NOBODY LOVES ROMERO ONLY TO FIND THAT PEOPLE REALLY DO HATE THIS MOTHERfukkER
DRUG DEAL GONE BAD?
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DARK ARMY?
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EURO BATEMAN?
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RAY ROMANO?
SITAGLIPTIN?
BE A FAT BROTHA WITH DIABETES WHO TALKS TO HIS DEAD WIFE BREHS
ELLIOT BE HITTING UP HIS CONNECT THE A$$MAN FOR SOME ADDERALL
GOD DAMN ELLIOT JUST PULLED A NATURE BOY AND DOWNED ALL THE ADDY
ENJOY THE RIDE BREH
HEISENBERG?
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AGENT SMITH?
“HELLO MR. ALDERSON”
HAVE CEMENT POURED DOWN YOUR THROAT ONLY TO PUKE OUT YOUR INSTANT RELEASE ADDY OATMEAL AND THEN SEARCH THROUGH YOUR PUKE TO DOWN THE ADDERALL AGAIN IN HOPES OF GETTING HIGH AS fukk TO SILENCE THE IMAGINARY IMAGE OF YOUR DEAD FATHER BREHS
BETA SEYFRIED GETTING THAT INVITE TO FIDELIOS
THE BEST SEMIFREDDO IN TOWN
SHE ABOUT TO GET THAT TRIPLE P – PHILLIP PRICE PIPE
FORGET FIDELIOS…SHE GIVIN OUT THAT FELLATIO
CRAIG ROBINSON OUT HERE GETTING GEEK SQUAD EMPLOYEES HEADS BUSTED FOR NOT PROVIDING ADEQUATE CLIENT SERVICE
DON’T MAKE A nikka COME BACK DOWN TO BESTBUY CAC
MEANWHILE, ELLIOT SO FAR GONE OFF THAT ADDY THAT HE BE ON HIS NATURE BOY
THE A$$MAN BE ON HIS MISSY ELLIOT WITH THE REVERSE RAPS ABOUT GEORGE ROCKING TIMBALAND BOOTS
BETA SEYFRIED WALKING INTO FIDELIO’S WITH HER FAKE ASS CONFIDENCE AT AN ALL TIME HIGH
“HEY BETA…I BROUGHT MY FRIENDS TO JOIN US”
GOING FROM BLACKED.COM TO A GANGBANG NOW…SHE BE MAKIN MOVES AT BRAZZERS BREHS
MERYL STREEP JR. ON HER WEIRDO JAPANESE ANIME POKEMAN STEEZ FAPPING TO TEXT AND CONVERSING WITH A ROBOT
ELLIOT THINKING HE BE MAKING AN ATHEIST THREAD IN HIGHER LEARNING ONLY TO REALIZE HE JUST RANTED THIS shyt OUT LOUD TO THE CHURCH GROUP
PHILLIP PIPE GIVING BETA SEYFRIED THE INFO TO RUIN THE LIVES OF THE MEN WHO KILLER HER MOM
TIME FOR THAT TRANSFORMATION INTO ALPHA SEYFRIED
MERYL STREEP JR. FRESH OFF A VIRTUAL FINGERBANG VISTING MAMA ROMERO TO GATHER SOME MORE INFO
NO WONDER NOBODY LIKED ROMERO…BREH JUST LEFT ALL THE F SOCIETY INFO LYING AROUND
MAMA ROMERO TOO LIT TO REALIZE STREEP JR. BE TAKING 30 MINS JUST TO GET A GLASS OF GOD DAMN WATER
FUN SOCIETY = F SOCIETY
FIRESNATCH NEEDS TO GO…MR. ROBOT YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
WOOOOOOOOO