WE BACK FOR ANOTHER SEASON OF MIND fukkERY WITH THE RETURN OF MR. ROBOT BREHS
TIME TO KEEP THE TRADITION ALIVE AND PROVIDE THE COLI FILM ROOM BREHS WITH THE NATURE BOY’S WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVIEWS OF EACH EPISODE
BASED ESMAIL BLESSED US WITH A 90 MINUTE EPISODE SPLIT INTO TWO PARTS
PART ONE
OPENING SCENE JUST CONFIRMS WHAT WE ALREADY EXPECTED…EURO BATEMAN WAS BEHIND THE MASK
WE CUT TO A FLASHBACK OF A YOUNG ELLIOT SNOW IN WINTERFELL (DOUBLE ENTENDRE DON’T ASK THE NATURE BOY HOW) GETTING THE BRAN STARK TREATMENT OUT THE WINDOW
BREH MIGHT NOT BE AS BRAIN DAMAGED AS DESIIGNER, BUT SOMETHING DEFINITELY AIN’T RIGHT
THE TRANSITION FROM ELLIOT’S CAT SCAN TO THE DESIGN OF THE NOTEPAD WHILE “DAYDREAMIN” BY LUPE FIASCO IS PLAYING WAS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DOPE HOW THEY USE OBAMA AS THE PREDISENT TO ADD TO THE REALISM OF THE SHOW
WHO HASN’T SEEN AN EPISODE OF SEINFELD BEFORE BREHS?
ELLIOT’S LIFE LIKE A 90’S BOOM BAP TRACK….A CONSTANT LOOP FEATURING JOEY BADA$$
MR. ROBOT MAKING HIS FIRST APPEARANCE IN ELLIOT’S ROOM TRYING TO GET HIM TO BREAK HIS NO FAP WITH A PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE
TOO BAD ELLIOT STAYIN WRITING BARS IN HIS NOTEPAD
OH shyt MR. ROBOT WITH THE CHROME TO THE DOME
ELLIOT TAKING THAT BULLET TO THE SKULL LIKE HE THE T-1000 BREHS…MAYBE THE LOCKER ROOM BREHS ON TO SOMETHING WITH THIS NO FAP REGIMEN
F-SOCIETY MEANWHILE OUT HERE GIVING THE WALLSTREET BULL THE CAITLIN JENNER MAKEOVER
THAT FINE ASS LAWYER THOUGHT SHE WAS SLICK GETTING THAT LOGITECH SMART HOME SETUP IN HER CRIB
SHOULD OF WENT WITH SAMSUNG YA BISH
(DROID GANG SOO WOO)
GAYDEON MAKING HIS FIRST APPEARANCE VISITING ELLIOT AT “HOME” LOOKING FOR HELP TO SAVE HIS ASS (PROBABLY THE ONLY TIME HE WANTS HIS ASS SAVED FROM ANY TYPE OF PUNISHMENT)
ELLIOT KEEPIN IT HIP HOP BY TELLING GAYDEON TO fukk OFF (NO HOMO)
CHANELLING HIS INNER HARLEM FLY shyt, ELLIOT TAKES THE ORIGINAL NELLY BAND-AID FASHION CONCEPT AND EXPANDS ON IT BY ROCKIN A BANDAGED HEAD
JOEY BADA$$ NOT fukkING WITH SEINFELD LIKE WALE DOES
ANOREXIC KAT DENNINGS GETTING HER KOBE BRYANT ON DEMANDING MORE FROM THE F-SOCIETY BENCH PLAYERS
ANOTHER ATTACK ON E-CORP
DEMANDING MONEY AND A HIGH RANKING OFFICIAL TO DELIVER IT
C.T.O. LATINO OBAMA TO THE RESCUE
INTERMISSION
*
BUMPS A COUPLE LINES OF COKE*
PART TWO
JUST BUMPED A COUPLE LINES OF THAT WHITE. LATINO WITH A BAG FULL OF CASH. PHIL COLLINS “TAKE ME HOME” PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND. shyt…FOR A SECOND THE NATURE BOY THOUGHT HE WAS WATCHING MIAMI VICE
LATINO OBAMA BURNING THE MONEY WITH THE F-SOCIETY MASK ON
THAT WHOLE SCENE WAS PIFF BREHS
E-CORP C.E.O. GETTING HIS INNER AIPAC ON TELLING THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT WHAT THEY CAN AND CANNOT DO
WE BACK TO EURO BATEMAN’S FINE ASS WIFE GETTING THE HOH TREATMENT AND LOVING IT
BE AN IRANIAN NAMED AHMED AND NAME YOUR DAUGHTER SALLY BREHS
CRAIG ROBINSON MAKING HIS FIRST APPEARANCE…BET THE NATURE BOY WASN’T THE ONLY ONE WHO EXPECTED DUDE TO BUST OUT SINGING “TAKE YO PANTIES OFF”
ONLY THING MISSING FROM ELLIOT’S OUTFIT IS VOMIT ON HIS SWEATER, MOMS SPAGHETTI….DUDE ON HIS B. RABBIT STEEZ REAL TALK
BETA SEYFRIED TURNING INTO ALPHA SEYFRIED?
EURO JOLIE GETTING A WHITE ROSE DELIVERED TO HER HOUSE WITH A BURNER ATTACHED
BACK TO BETA SEYFRIED GETTING TREATED LIKE A PAWG BY A JBO BREH
EXPECT TO SEE THIS INTERACIAL ENCOUNTER IN THE LATEST SCENES SECTION OF BLACKED.COM
ELLIOT DISCOVERING HE’S BEEN HAVING CONVOS WITH CRAIG ROBINSON GOT HIM ALL fukkED UP
MAYBE THIS NO FAP THING AIN’T WORKING OUT TOO WELL AFTER ALL
GAYDEON TRYING TO ENJOY A NIGHTCAP IN THE VILLAGE ONLY TO BE INTERUPTED BY A STARSTRUCK TWINK
JUST WHEN GAYDEON WAS WARMING UP TO A POSSIBLE GRINDR TYPE ENCOUNTER, THE TWINK DOES A 180 AND REVEALS THAT HE IS A HIGHER LEARNING COLI CAC AND CALLS GAYDEON A CRISIS ACTOR BEFORE BLOWING HIS BRAINS OUT (NO PUN INTENDED)
THE EPISODE ENDS WITH ELLIOT GETTING A CALL FROM EURO BATEMAN
“BONSOIR B RABBIT”
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
only 10 more recaps 
he's real to me dammit 
