TIME FOR ANOTHER NATURE BOY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVIEW OF LAST NIGHT'S MR. ROBOT BREHS
OPENING THE EPISODE UP WITH THE REVEAL OF WHO WAS AT THE DOOR LAST SEASON AND WHY HE GOT BOOKED INTO PRISON
THAT CHRISTIAN MINGLE fakkit SNITCHED
fukk YOU AND fukk YOUR GAY ASS DOG CAC
*TIMEOUT*
ACTUALLY THE NATURE BOY LOVES DOGS
*TIME IN*
fukk THAT CHRISTIAN MINGLE fakkit FOR SNITCHING
ELLIOT OUT HERE GETTING PROCESSED LIKE GOD'S SON NAZIR KHAN FROM THE NIGHT OF EXCEPT THIS nikka IS GIVING NO fukkS AT ALL
"WHEN THE JUDGE ASKS YOU FOR A PLEA YOU SAY "NOT GUILTY"
"HOW DO YOU PLEA?"
"GUILTY"
THAT ENTIRE OPENING SEQUENCE FELT LIKE A MOVIE BREHS
THAT SOUNDTRACK HAD THE NATURE BOY REMINISCING ABOUT TIMES IN MIAMI DURING THE 80'S DOING COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF BLOW AND HAVING THE FOUR HORSEMEN RUN A TRAIN ON MISS ELIZABETH
JOEY BADA$$ GETTING HIS FREDDY ON SCHOOLING YOUNG ELLIOT ON THE WAYS OF THE PRISON
ENJOYING SOME DOWNTIME WITH A LITTLE PAUL REISER AND HELEN HUNT
PEETA MALARKKK AND THE HUNGER GAYS WALKING AROUND THE YARD LOOKING TO FIND SOME a$$holeS TO TRIBUTE
MEANWHILE, BETA SEYFRIED TRYING TO GET HER ETHAN c*nt ON
MONICA WOULD GET THE FIGURE FOUR FOOT LEGCOCK BREHS
ELLIOT & NO FAT DENNINGS BACK TO WORKING TOGETHER
TIME TO SEE MAMA ROBOT
NO FAT DENNINGS:
THAT OLD c*nt
MAMA ROBOT OUT HERE LOOKING LIKE AN OLDER KORTNEY KARDASHIAN
SHE MUST BE A HOE
WHITE WOSE OUT IN FULL CRYING GAME ATTIRE
WHIPPING OUT THAT B.D. SCHLONG TO SIT DOWN AND PISS ON THE FORMER E-CORP CEO'S GRAVE
@Hollywood Hogan WISHING HE WAS THE HEADSTONE GETTING THAT GOLDEN SHOWER FROM THAT GOLDEN fakkit
ELLIOT HAS LOST HIS GOD DAMN MIND BREHS
STEPPING OUT OF CONVOS TO WATCH HIMSELF CONVERSE AS MR. ROBOT
shyt REMINDS THE NATURE BOY OF THE TIME HE TOOK SOME PEYOTE WITH TATANKA AND STARTED WATCHING HIMSELF HAVE A CONVERSATION A MILE AWAY WITH A CACTUS NAMED BRAITHWAITE
YOU WERE A REAL ONE BRAITHWAITE
HOPE THE FAM IS DOING WELL MY CACTI
ELLIOT TELLING CAC MILLER HE NEEDS TO MEET WITH HIS BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA BOLO YEUNG LOOKING DARK ARMY CONNECT
WHITE WOSE BACK IN HIS BEARDED ATTIRE MEETING WITH 666 CEO REGARDING PHASE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHITE WOSE TRYING TO STRONG ARM 666 CEO
"YOU WANNA TAKE A SHOT AT ME GOOK"
"I'M A MERCENARY. I DON'T PLAY FAIR. I PLAY WHAT I WANT. WHEN YOU DEAL WITH A MERCENARY THEN ALL DECORUM GETS TOSSED OUT THE WINDOW SO YOU GO AHEAD WITH YOUR CUTE THREATS AND YOUR WATCH BEEPS...ORDER WILL NOT PROTECT YOU ANYMORE MY FRIEND...I WILL RAIN CHAOS ON YOUR bytch ASS AND THEN fukk YO MOMS HOE nikka"
ELLIOT HACKING INTO BOLO'S CELL
CAC MILLER DON'T WANT IT WITH THEM CHINATOWN BOYS
BETA SEYFRIED TRYING TO SNITCH ON E-CORP
ELLIOT ENJOYING SOME NYC SUBWAY fukkERY
DUDE WAS NICE ON THE KEYS...MUST HAVE BEEN DONE THE 8 BIT SOUNDTRACKS FOR NES GAMES BACK IN THE DAY
shyt SOUNDED LIKE SUPER MARIO 3 FOR A SECOND
NANCY GRACE
FAT PIGGED FACE c*nt NEEDS TO GET SKULL fukkED TO DEATH
NO FAT DENNINGS REALIZING SHE LEFT THE VHS TAPE BACK AT THE OLD SMART CRIB
bytch THIS IS WHY YOU NEED CARBS
ELLIOT GETTING HIS JACK BURTON ON MEETING UP WITH THE THREE STORMS
LOOK AT ME
TELL WHITE WOSE OLD ELLIOT ALDERSON WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT STAGE TWO
BETA SEYFRIED JUST GIVE IT UP bytch
YOU AIN'T NO SECRET AGENT
CAC MILLER AGREES TO GO BACK TO THE SMART CRIB TO GET THE VHS TAPE
BE A SIMP WHO GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A LOUISVILLE SLUGGER BY NO FAT DENNINGS ONLY TO BE EMASCULATED BY HER TIME AND TIME AGAIN BREHS
AND THE MOST AWKWARD DYKE OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO GINGER STREEP JR
THESE TWO AWKWARD HOES ARE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER
GONNA USE THAT GYRO FOR A LITTLE SCISSOR SISTER DYKE ACTION PERHAPS
CAC MILLER GETTING THE VHS TAPE ONLY TO HEAR SOME MOTHER fukkER WHIMPERING
CLEARLY ITS MOBLINDER THAT FAT fukk
WHIMPERING KEVIN SMITH LOOKING ANGELFIRE USING NO FAN HAVING OBESE MOTHER fukkER
ELLIOT PLANNNED PHASE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THAT SWERVE BREHS
EURO JOLIE WAITING FOR MY nikka OLLIE
fukkERY
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO