Will McLean
Pro
8 days, I'm facing the same thing.. you don't have to serve that shyt though just turn off your system as soon as the dunce cap comes on
The OFFICIAL GTA Online Thread #coligangbangbang (If you got deleted by accident just re-join)
mistergarrison
Pro
I was in a chess game type battle with this cac today. Heres how it went.
I was minding my business
pushing my whip through the streets of Los Santos and then I approach this tank who blows me the fukk up. So im like
ok time to strap up and go to war. I give Pegasus that call and dude has my tank on deck. I approach the tank and even though hes preoccupied giving other nikkas that work I give Lester a call and tell him to get me off the radar on some 
shyt. I approach this fakkit and start blasting his ass leaving him cooking inside his burning tank while i hit him with the 
. I then kill him a couple of times and then leave but I guess dude caught feelings because he gets another tank goes off radar trying to give me a taste of my own medicine but i saw it coming
. I kill him again and let him walk thinking this homo learned his lesson but then dude gets a third tank and actually takes me out.
. I spawn back in passive mode to get my on and start flippin' him off while standing on a elevated platform so dude cant get me while dude is going ham on the mic. I accidentally fall off and he ran me over a couple of times so then I maneuver my self around the map and position myself to get another tank at a further location because dude is covering the one closest to me. Dude approaches my location and I go dark on the radar and send this fakkit on a wild goose chase to the racetrack thinking my tank is over there when the whole time I actually spawned it at the theater like 2 blocks away from him
. I make it into my tank and notice dude was doing a U-turn because he noticed he just got played but by then it was too late for him
. I give this nikka that work but notice my tank is not in the best condition after the battle so I come up with one final plan. I notice dude is hiding out in some type of roof so I leave my tank close by to him but not before I attach 5 stickies to it. As I speed furiously down the streets i notice dude is cautiously approaching my tank through the game map. Then dumbass actually tries to get into my tank and i hit him with the 
. Goodbye friend. I hit the button to set off the stickies and the shock waves from the blast actually traveled all the way to my locations like 15 blocks away. Dude instantly disconnected.
I was minding my business
pushing my whip through the streets of Los Santos and then I approach this tank who blows me the fukk up. So im like ok time to strap up and go to war. I give Pegasus that call and dude has my tank on deck. I approach the tank and even though hes preoccupied giving other nikkas that work I give Lester a call and tell him to get me off the radar on some shyt. I approach this fakkit and start blasting his ass leaving him cooking inside his burning tank while i hit him with the . I then kill him a couple of times and then leave but I guess dude caught feelings because he gets another tank goes off radar trying to give me a taste of my own medicine but i saw it coming. I kill him again and let him walk thinking this homo learned his lesson but then dude gets a third tank and actually takes me out.. I spawn back in passive mode to get my on and start flippin' him off while standing on a elevated platform so dude cant get me while dude is going ham on the mic. I accidentally fall off and he ran me over a couple of times so then I maneuver my self around the map and position myself to get another tank at a further location because dude is covering the one closest to me. Dude approaches my location and I go dark on the radar and send this fakkit on a wild goose chase to the racetrack thinking my tank is over there when the whole time I actually spawned it at the theater like 2 blocks away from him. I make it into my tank and notice dude was doing a U-turn because he noticed he just got played but by then it was too late for him. I give this nikka that work but notice my tank is not in the best condition after the battle so I come up with one final plan. I notice dude is hiding out in some type of roof so I leave my tank close by to him but not before I attach 5 stickies to it. As I speed furiously down the streets i notice dude is cautiously approaching my tank through the game map. Then dumbass actually tries to get into my tank and i hit him with the . Goodbye friend. I hit the button to set off the stickies and the shock waves from the blast actually traveled all the way to my locations like 15 blocks away. Dude instantly disconnected.
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I was in a chess game type battle with this cac today. Heres how it went.
I was minding my business
does that work on ps3 also?
^^^
lol. i had 3 torsos sticking out of my couch a few weeks ago for about a minute. I hit the bong and they were gone. weird..
lol. i had 3 torsos sticking out of my couch a few weeks ago for about a minute. I hit the bong and they were gone. weird..
ChrisDorner
Banned
That woulda scared the shyt out of me lol
MenacingMonk
Tranquilo
Yo so I just go online and out of nowhere some civilain in the game is chillin in my crib?
dude was just chillin watching T.V
Is Rockstar trolling me or some shyt?
Your pads are haunted.
ChrisDorner
Banned
Nah we just talking about the game like we still play it
No one cares that you stopped playing nikka.. Nobody misses you
fukk it when you're in the right session that game is the goat.
Me and 2 cousins of mine joined up and we chased 7 cacs and c00ns out of our room that shyt was
them niccas were like
leave us alone b 
In another session, all the players in the room were getting at it at the airport
choppers, jet fighters all all that were flying all over the place
Me and 2 cousins of mine joined up and we chased 7 cacs and c00ns out of our room that shyt was
them niccas were like
leave us alone b In another session, all the players in the room were getting at it at the airport
choppers, jet fighters all all that were flying all over the place
For the first time last night, I went to war with some other Coli members. It was epic. 
Me, DavieDave, and I can't remember the other guys name, against like 3-4 white boys. At first the crew ran up on me like they was gonna take me out. So I was like 
and hit em with the bro love gesture. Then we started puttin in work together. This one faq, Shyishi of Myth started sending me personal messages after I went up on him 4-2. Talking about how I'm a scrub who probably uses auto aim. So I was like
, I'ma really make him mad. That's when I got my tank and just crush the buildings. Killed him like 4 more times (and a whole bunch of others). Finally, my tank blue up from running over cars. So I hop in another whip, drive a good distance away from the battle, and go in passive mode in an alley so I can use the bath room. When I come back, that same faq is trying to run me over. 
So I regroup with my Coli bruhs,and go back active. I killed his ass with damn near ever weapon, pistol, shotgun, grenade, sticky, MG, sniper rifle, etc. faq would charge me, I would drop a sticky, run around 2 corners, and then switch to my gun. He would start blazing on me, I just detonate. I ended up going like 21-8 on him. 
This furious cac messaged me for about 20 minutes after I left, talking about how we (Coli crew) ganged up on him, he owned the other crew members, making racial jokes, and how he is statistically better (even though I owned him) 
. I just kept hitting him with 
, told him he was my bytch, and eventually put his lame ass on block. But those tears of his tasted mighty good. 
Me, DavieDave, and I can't remember the other guys name, against like 3-4 white boys. At first the crew ran up on me like they was gonna take me out. So I was like and hit em with the bro love gesture. Then we started puttin in work together. This one faq, Shyishi of Myth started sending me personal messages after I went up on him 4-2. Talking about how I'm a scrub who probably uses auto aim. So I was like, I'ma really make him mad. That's when I got my tank and just crush the buildings. Killed him like 4 more times (and a whole bunch of others). Finally, my tank blue up from running over cars. So I hop in another whip, drive a good distance away from the battle, and go in passive mode in an alley so I can use the bath room. When I come back, that same faq is trying to run me over. So I regroup with my Coli bruhs,and go back active. I killed his ass with damn near ever weapon, pistol, shotgun, grenade, sticky, MG, sniper rifle, etc. faq would charge me, I would drop a sticky, run around 2 corners, and then switch to my gun. He would start blazing on me, I just detonate. I ended up going like 21-8 on him. This furious cac messaged me for about 20 minutes after I left, talking about how we (Coli crew) ganged up on him, he owned the other crew members, making racial jokes, and how he is statistically better (even though I owned him) . I just kept hitting him with , told him he was my bytch, and eventually put his lame ass on block. But those tears of his tasted mighty good. 
I got all my stats maxed out except for shooting which I only have a bar and a half left. About a days worth of survival should max that out. The only thing left is Max Health which only levels with your rank so ranking up will take lots of races.
Yo when I get my stats maxed out I'mma holler at y'all so we can go gangbang. I just don't like doing all that shyt when I'm not maxed out. I'm trying to get brolic in this mothafukka.
Bboystyle
Bang Bang Packers gang!
Nah we just talking about the game like we still play it
No one cares that you stopped playing nikka.. Nobody misses you
nikka gotta be a clown to work for them daps i see...Dont for get your make up