The OFFICIAL GTA Online Thread #coligangbangbang (If you got deleted by accident just re-join)

[LastKING_BLU]

For the first time last night, I went to war with some other Coli members. It was epic. Me, DavieDave, and I can't remember the other guys name, against like 3-4 white boys. At first the crew ran up on me like they was gonna take me out. So I was like and hit em with the bro love gesture. Then we started puttin in work together. This one faq, Shyishi of Myth started sending me personal messages after I went up on him 4-2. Talking about how I'm a scrub who probably uses auto aim. So I was like, I'ma really make him mad. That's when I got my tank and just crush the buildings. Killed him like 4 more times (and a whole bunch of others). Finally, my tank blue up from running over cars. So I hop in another whip, drive a good distance away from the battle, and go in passive mode in an alley so I can use the bath room. When I come back, that same faq is trying to run me over. So I regroup with my Coli bruhs,and go back active. I killed his ass with damn near ever weapon, pistol, shotgun, grenade, sticky, MG, sniper rifle, etc. faq would charge me, I would drop a sticky, run around 2 corners, and then switch to my gun. He would start blazing on me, I just detonate. I ended up going like 21-8 on him. This furious cac messaged me for about 20 minutes after I left, talking about how we (Coli crew) ganged up on him, he owned the other crew members, making racial jokes, and how he is statistically better (even though I owned him) . I just kept hitting him with , told him he was my bytch, and eventually put his lame ass on block. But those tears of his tasted mighty good.

that shyt was fun. one of em brought out the fighter jet and would drive around shootin missiles so i shot his ass

one of em did kill me 18 times to my 8 tho. fucc em for that racial shyt, thats how you know theyre mad

 

[ChrisDorner]

nikka gotta be a clown to work for them daps i see...Dont for get your make up

nikka shut yo bytch ass up

 

[MenacingMonk]

I got all my stats maxed out except for shooting which I only have a bar and a half left. About a days worth of survival should max that out. The only thing left is Max Health which only levels with your rank so ranking up will take lots of races.

How you max out everything so fast besides shooting?

I'm ALMOST at maxing out flying. That shyt is taking forever. I don't give a fukk about lungs. Strength shyt goes too slow.

Sniping maxes out shooting quick. That's how I maxed it out.

 

[Bboystyle]

nikka shut yo bytch ass up

 

[flea]

I been trying to compete all the jumps to unlock that lime green and lava red . Some of these shyts are hard. Spent like half an hour on one by the pier

 

[LastKING_BLU]

how do you unlock the engines, turbo, etc., please tell me its not by winning races

 

[Brooklynzson]

how do you unlock the engines, turbo, etc., please tell me its not by winning races

Just get some people you know to do races w/ you & take turns winning if you can't drive like that

 

[Jax]

Just get some people you know to do races w/ you & take turns winning if you can't drive like that

 

[mannyrs13]

@darkmanp that was me wit you last night. that guy was pissing us off in that alley. bad enough having the cops on us. we don't beef with coli when we ride so you had no worries.

 

[darkmanp]

@darkmanp that was me wit you last night. that guy was pissing us off in that alley. bad enough having the cops on us. we don't beef with coli when we ride so you had no worries.

That is the way it should be. Yeah i'm bugsyp11. I was focused on that guy who had the female character. All the shyt he was talking, no way I was gonna let him get the best of me. Damn he was a sore loser, which made it all the better

Coli should stick together, but that don't always happen. Last week I was in a lobby with 2 low level coli players. Just us 3 in the session. They were running in the mountain area; I drive over to give them a ride, but they shoot me up and peel off in my ride. I proceeded to kill them the rest of the session. Hate fools who set trip.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Yo so I just go online and out of nowhere some civilain in the game is chillin in my crib?

dude was just chillin watching T.V
Is Rockstar trolling me or some shyt?

Feds watching

 

[LastKING_BLU]

Just get some people you know to do races w/ you & take turns winning if you can't drive like that

you cant win if people are racing with souped up cars breh.

 

[Dre Space Age]

How you max out everything so fast besides shooting?

I'm ALMOST at maxing out flying. That shyt is taking forever. I don't give a fukk about lungs. Strength shyt goes too slow.

Sniping maxes out shooting quick. That's how I maxed it out.

Took less than a week.

Strength = Maxed that standing inside a dump truck and stomping it while the driver was inside stuck (he couldnt drive or go anywhere cause I boxed him in. And I just kept stomping. If I got a wanted star I stopped, called Lester, paid him off, the star dropped, kept stomping. Only had to call Lester once. Took around 15 min.

Shooting = Maxed that out around 45 min just go to the Shooting Range, choose minigun and colored targets or whatever that shyt is.

Stealth, Lungs, Stamina. Swimming then walking on the lake, swimming, walking on the lake. don't get breath until you run out and you start dyin

Flying = blowing in the wind

 

[MenacingMonk]

Took less than a week.

Strength = Maxed that standing inside a dump truck and stomping it while the driver was inside stuck (he couldnt drive or go anywhere cause I boxed him in. And I just kept stomping. If I got a wanted star I stopped, called Lester, paid him off, the star dropped, kept stomping. Only had to call Lester once. Took around 15 min.

Shooting = Maxed that out around 45 min just go to the Shooting Range, choose minigun and colored targets or whatever that shyt is.

Stealth, Lungs, Stamina. Swimming then walking on the lake, swimming, walking on the lake. don't get breath until you run out and you start dyin

Flying = blowing in the wind

For the dump truck did you just hit up the quarry? Or did you find one in LS?



On another topic, I hate when fukks try to throw off your momentum when they try to hit your car. I was in a full race in Down The Drain and had 2 fools try to do that to me. The last one was for me. I was in second and bypassed the dude in first. He's that I overtook the lead so he tries to bump whips. Dude ends up losing control of his whip on the 3rd bump. I ended up cruising into first as I hit him with the

 

[darkmanp]

For the dump truck did you just hit up the quarry? Or did you find one in LS?



On another topic, I hate when fukks try to throw off your momentum when they try to hit your car. I was in a full race in Down The Drain and had 2 fools try to do that to me. The last one was for me. I was in second and bypassed the dude in first. He's that I overtook the lead so he tries to bump whips. Dude ends up losing control of his whip on the 3rd bump. I ended up cruising into first as I hit him with the

I wish they had an option for people who wanted to race straight up, without all the dirty racing. Have it like if someone is racing dirty, they are disqualified. I know some contact is accidental, but I get pissed when there are punks in the race that are trying to intentionally wreck people just so they can have a chance.