The OFFICIAL GTA Online Thread #coligangbangbang (If you got deleted by accident just re-join)

tru_m.a.c

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The only other way is slip stream. I was racing the Commute and lost to a Bati that slip streamed me at the beginning of the race. Everybody else was well behind. The Bati has better top speed, so once it reached it's max there was no catching it. It just takes longer for it to reach it's top speed (during normal circumstances). On straight line courses the Bati and Adders are better, but once turns and brakes get involved the Entities and Akumas gain the advantage (especially on short races).

yo I still don't know how to shoot missiles backwards yet in the GTA race
 

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word the voltic was about to be my next addition

at the base level it has a 9 overall acceleration…serious!

ppl sleep on the voltic just like they sleep on the akuma

yessir. akuma shyts on the batti imo.......

I, too, am part of the Voltic and Akuma crew. :salute:

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Got the Akuma behind the Bison truck.
 

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Played this all weekend. There was a cargo plane on trevor's airfield and this guy I just played Boneyard survival with hinted to me to get in the back. He melee'd the back door and it fell open. So I ran in and he took off but it wouldn't let me stay in. I would fall and slide out. So I called the mechanic and asked him to bring my motorcycle. I rode my motorcycle up the ramp and that guy took off with me in it. While we were in the air I had to keep driving towards the front because the bike kept sliding to the back. He started diving which made my bike slide to the front. He bailed or jumped out I'm not sure all I know is I fell out the plane, me and my bike fell separate ways over the city freeway but I survived mostly thanks to that 400% shield I had left since survival. I barely made it alive. Ran over to my motorcycle, picked the other guy up and we rode around doing drivebys killing other players. His character was a tanned blonde woman. I think it's probably a dude tho. Personally I've only created one character.
 

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I don't know if it's just me but my character gets random haircuts that I don't even do. Not even sure they are in the game.
My character is bald
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WTF?! is my nikka aging?
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Well my demonic ways finally caught up with me. Doing my first bid in the bad sport lobby :sadbron:. In there for 2 days. Here is how I got sentenced.

After I mission I spawned at the airfield and it was literally a war zone. Over 10 dots, choppers, tanks, etc. So I said what the hell and decided to join in. First thing I do before going into battle is attach a sticky bomb to my car. Can't stand to see other players riding around in my shyt, plus it is a quick way to get a kill. I know yall thinking that is wasting money, but hey, thanks to money glitch, I got plenty to blow :youngsabo:. Anyway, I'm in my whip driving on the airfield when I'm approached by a hummer with 4 people. They thought they had an easy kill until we collided and I hit that detonator, taking us all out. All I heard was :ooh: "what the hell happened?" Then I made it to the attack chopper and started putting in work. Some lame gonna jump out his Adder and try to snipe me. One missile sent him and his car to hell. But that same missile sent me to bad sport lobby :to:

While here I have avoided conflict for the most part. Though I had to knife up one fool who thought he was slick. I spawned after a race and a white dot zoomed by me. I noticed it slowed down and turned around, coming back at me. So I hid behind cover and call Lester, had him take me off the radar. By that time the guy had gotten out his car and was running in my direction. Soon as my dot disappeared, he turned around going back towards his car. So I crept up, put that blade in his back, and took off in his shyt:obama:.
 
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