The Official Grand Theft Auto 5 Thread (SPOILERS)

[Rigamortus]

Just finished the storyline

 

[Camammal]

yo i got a crazy story to tell lol

aight so i figured out you can hold convo's with people if you press right on the d-pad. So im like im bout to holla at some hoes at the beach.

So i get to the boardwalk, and some bytches responded to my "aye what up girl" , some actually held an entire convo. shyt is crazy, but anyway some bytches also be like so he curses them out

So i actually get to the beach and tried to holla at hoes, and they all boo'd up with their nikkas. Dudes actually started getting and tried to fight me because i tried to holla.

This game is fukking nuts brehs...i find something new everyday. Also if you take a stripper out 3 times, she'll give you head while you drive her to her house.


This game>>>>

 

[Camammal]

double

 

[McPiff]

London's version of the Weeknd mixed with Sade



Worldwide FM dropping gems

**worldwide fm is the best radio in this game hands down

So I'm driving around as Franklin in Rockford Hills and all of a sudden I hear someone around me say "Hey Franklin, what are you doing here"...

I look around to see that it was Michael in the street walking toward my car and I get an option to hang out with him on the spot

i was wondering if that shyt could happen in this game

Anyone notice in the hood safari missions, its 3 dudes riding out of grove street on bikes?

One with a tank top in blue jeans, the other 2 in green

Fun fact: u see ryder, cj, and sweet in one mission on bikes if u pay attention
...yhr one where u go back to the frove to buy kilos

yeah when i saw that i went


nice touch




i just woke up and saw my girl playing the game

 

[detroitwalt]

I had 2 bytches dancing on me in the strip club, both bars was full and I thought I was bout to have 3some

Then 1 bytch said she got a man





So I killed everybody in the club

 

[Spliff]

Fake ass Lassie

 

[jfkennedy]

Just started the game last night.

 

[Eoin]

Just started the game last night.

enjoy breh




radio mirror park

 

[Skooby]

Spoiler

I guess Rockstar didn't like the Lost biker gang. Johnny was the main character from Lost and Damned and they offed him and the Lost MCs like they weren't shyt. I haven't finished the story yet but that part sucked.

I don't like the Trevor character so far.

 

[Rigamortus]

So those of you that already have some play time

Spoiler

How many of you killed/helped Packie?

 

[Daniel.]

i cant with this game. in the last 5 minutes

- i dived into water and some dude and a pawg were sittin all hugged up with their feet in the water by the pier. i felt my nikka franklin missin tanisha and in that moment his spirit took over. i grabbed both them bytches by the leg and pulled them in the water. they drowned.

- im walking in an area thats filled with prostitutes. i go to take a car and as soon as i do, 5 red dots pop up on the screen. the radio in the car shouts "grand theft auto" - i stole an undercover cop car! i drove out that bytch with the quickness

- after i helped some dude get his bike back he sent me an email wiring me 100,000 in stock for his company. im bout to be rich.

praise allah praise sweet baby jesus this game

 

[Marci-Senpai]

ive tried to knock this nikka we are working
for wigs back a few times for the bugati but i cant open
the door or chop that fakkit up.
how do i get the whip man?

i was jealous as fukk when i saw that niga driving that bugatti

 

[Daniel.]

i cant with this game. in the last 5 minutes

- i dived into water and some dude and a pawg were sittin all hugged up with their feet in the water by the pier. i felt my nikka franklin missin tanisha and in that moment his spirit took over. i grabbed both them bytches by the leg and pulled them in the water. they drowned.

- im walking in an area thats filled with prostitutes. i go to take a car and as soon as i do, 5 red dots pop up on the screen. the radio in the car shouts "grand theft auto" - i stole an undercover cop car! i drove out that bytch with the quickness

- after i helped some dude get his bike back he sent me an email wiring me 100,000 in stock for his company. im bout to be rich.

praise allah praise sweet baby jesus this game

my god just chased a limo down with paparazzi. yesssss

 

[yo moms]

i cant with this game. in the last 5 minutes

- i dived into water and some dude and a pawg were sittin all hugged up with their feet in the water by the pier. i felt my nikka franklin missin tanisha and in that moment his spirit took over. i grabbed both them bytches by the leg and pulled them in the water. they drowned.

- im walking in an area thats filled with prostitutes. i go to take a car and as soon as i do, 5 red dots pop up on the screen. the radio in the car shouts "grand theft auto" - i stole an undercover cop car! i drove out that bytch with the quickness

- after i helped some dude get his bike back he sent me an email wiring me 100,000 in stock for his company. im bout to be rich.

praise allah praise sweet baby jesus this game

Bait cars?

What car was it?

 

[Marci-Senpai]

yo someone give me some lessons on the stock market brehs....everything i invest in something it never returns any profit