The Official Grand Theft Auto 5 Thread (SPOILERS)

[Easy-E]

I was doing the FIB mission where you steal the hard drive for Dr. Dre's phone.

I almost lost the cops in my helicopter...some griefer in a fighter jet blow me up...fukk this game.

I could never recover because driving got me gunned up and clapped quick by the infinite police helicopters.

 

[ORDER_66]

I was doing the FIB mission where you steal the hard drive for Dr. Dre's phone.

I almost lost the cops in my helicopter...some griefer in a fighter jet blow me up...fukk this game.

I could never recover because driving got me gunned up and clapped quick by the infinite police helicopters.

Why didnt u use a car and hide in the sewers breh???

 

[old pig]

I was doing the FIB mission where you steal the hard drive for Dr. Dre's phone.

I almost lost the cops in my helicopter...some griefer in a fighter jet blow me up...fukk this game.

I could never recover because driving got me gunned up and clapped quick by the infinite police helicopters.

I don’t understand why you type folks don’t setup private lobbies (or solo ones if it’s a one man mission)…y’all want to have your cake and eat it too lol smh…you’re a sitting duck doing missions in a crowded lobby unless you have a solid team with you…and even then you might fukk dudes up but your mission is still gonna get scrapped

 

[old pig]

Why didnt u use a car and hide in the sewers breh???

depends on where on the map he was lmao…he not escaping a jet unless he’s right by the entrance

*edit*

plus he was in a helicopter

 

[old pig]

You're a bully.

this is somewhat accurate…I “bully” or grief griefers, ppl who behave obnoxiously in lobbies (like playing their music loud, saying racist shyt, etc.), ppl who try to dominate lobbies bcuz they think their numbers give them an advantage, or ppl with high ranks who only fight players with low ranks…but in general I just like to test my skills against what I hope are better players when I see someone with a high rank or hear someone who’s talking shyt like they’re really good

the only time I kill low ranking players is if they come at me first and even then I’ll literally get on the mic and warn them not to get me started

 

[Easy-E]

Why didnt u use a car and hide in the sewers breh???

The mission is at the top of the building...I would've been gucci of that a$$hole left me alone.

But, once I respawned, I kept getting my car tires shot out and I had to keep goin back and recover the item I dropped

I should've just hid first and went back for it

But, the police was coming at me crazy and just rage quit

 

[Mowgli]

this is somewhat accurate…I “bully” or grief griefers, ppl who behave obnoxiously in lobbies (like playing their music loud, saying racist shyt, etc.), ppl who try to dominate lobbies bcuz they think their numbers give them an advantage, or ppl with high ranks who only fight players with low ranks…but in general I just like to test my skills against what I hope are better players when I see someone with a high rank or hear someone who’s talking shyt like they’re really good

the only time I kill low ranking players is if they come at me first and even then I’ll literally get on the mic and warn them not to get me started

I'm not a bully
..until I sit on the oppressor.

 

[boriquaking]

I don’t understand why you type folks don’t setup private lobbies (or solo ones if it’s a one man mission)…y’all want to have your cake and eat it too lol smh…you’re a sitting duck doing missions in a crowded lobby unless you have a solid team with you…and even then you might fukk dudes up but your mission is still gonna get scrapped

You can’t do the missions in those lobbies. Gotta do the MTU trick.

 

[beenz]

Breaking news.

Legendary Los Santos street legend "beaniemac" was killed today in what police are calling a professional hit.

Details are unclear at this time but the icon who police say has collected a variety of enemies over the years due to his alleged role in the local underworld was found amidst a gruesome scene of destruction and methamphetamine. Police have no witnesses at this time but are looking at connections on the Internet of all places for clues on beanies final moments. More information coming soon...

nice try, but I left the lobby before u could destroy my product.

 

[beenz]

I don’t understand why you type folks don’t setup private lobbies (or solo ones if it’s a one man mission)…y’all want to have your cake and eat it too lol smh…you’re a sitting duck doing missions in a crowded lobby unless you have a solid team with you…and even then you might fukk dudes up but your mission is still gonna get scrapped

also, u get 1% bonus on sell missions for each person who's in the lobby. so if the lobby is full, ur looking at an extra 300K if ur selling 1M worth of product. its a risk reward thing.

 

[beenz]

I was playing with @Dre Space Age on friday and we damn near did all the dre missions in one setting. we did finish the cayo heist, but we need to get that done in stealth mode to make way more money.

 

[beenz]

Joint The Coli Crew just now

how? doesn't the person who started it need to add? I have no idea who that is.

 

[beenz]

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[beenz]

You can put missiles on that MK2?



This is the only way I would go GTA online

yes, but u have to buy the terrobyte in order to do so. then u gotta pay to upgrade to the missiles. so it's gonna cost and extra $2M or so

 

[beenz]

So is there like mad people in the sky with these oppressors?

You would think it would be like some Jetsons shyt with mad oppressors in the sky basically like some dogfighting jets

yes, cuz it's the most over powered vehicle in the game. and unlike jets and weaponized helicopters, it can be spawned right next to u.

how do you get an oppressor?

if u got $4M , just buy it.