The Official Grand Theft Auto 5 Thread (SPOILERS)

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I don't like the GTA community so I enjoy griefing them.

You got cacs with blackcents
nikkas acting like they really on the block in a video game
People threating to hack and show up at my house.
Little kids talking shyt
racist white boys
Latinos talking shyt in spanish trying to grief me in armored trucks.
People's kids screaming in the background.


I can't stand these fukking clowns.

Grief them all. :banderas:
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So is there like mad people in the sky with these oppressors?

You would think it would be like some Jetsons shyt with mad oppressors in the sky basically like some dogfighting jets :pachaha:
 
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So is there like mad people in the sky with these oppressors?

You would think it would be like some Jetsons shyt with mad oppressors in the sky basically like some dogfighting jets :pachaha:

not everyone can afford them but I’ve been in lobbies where I went against 4-5 ppl on them shyts…I had to be fast, sneaky, and calculating to get the best of them…problem is when you serve them up they get mad and start spam reporting you…and there’s a time limit so I can only report them once for every 4-5 times that they report me smh…flying around on that shyt is addictive tho lol
 

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Breaking news.

Legendary Los Santos street legend "beaniemac" was killed today in what police are calling a professional hit.

Details are unclear at this time but the icon who police say has collected a variety of enemies over the years due to his alleged role in the local underworld was found amidst a gruesome scene of destruction and methamphetamine. Police have no witnesses at this time but are looking at connections on the Internet of all places for clues on beanies final moments. More information coming soon...
 

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Introducing GTA+ for GTA Online - Rockstar Games

GTA+ is a new membership program exclusively for GTA Online on PlayStation 5 and Xbox Series X|S — launching on March 29 and providing easy access to a range of valuable benefits for both new and long-standing players on the latest generation consoles.

Being a GTA+ Member gets you a recurring monthly GTA$500,000 direct deposit to your Maze Bank account, plus the opportunity to claim properties in and around Los Santos that unlock gameplay updates you may have missed out on, special vehicle upgrades, Member-only discounts, GTA$ and RP bonuses, and more each month.

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Here’s a breakdown of the benefits GTA+ Members will receive in the first month of Membership (March 29–April 27):

  • GTA$500,000 delivered automatically to your Maze Bank Account.

  • The Principe Deveste Eight — along with a complimentary Hao’s Special Works upgrade for it before it is made available to purchase by the general public — plus the HSW Orange Trip and HSW CMYK Glitch Liveries.

  • The Auto Shop located in La Mesa, introduces an assortment of gameplay updates from Los Santos Tuners. Current Auto Shop owners can relocate to La Mesa at no additional cost.

  • Waived LS Car Meet Membershipfees. Current LS Car Meet members with GTA+ will be reimbursed GTA$50,000 during this event period.

  • Yacht owners can upgrade to the Aquarius Super Yacht at no additional cost.

  • The Gussét Frog Tee and Broker Prolaps Basketball Top and Shortsautomatically added to your wardrobe.

  • The Conveyor Livery for the Mammoth Avenger, HVY APC, and TM-02 Khanjali.

  • A selection of free paints and emblems for the Auto Shop.

  • 3X GTA$ and RP on Hao’s Special Works Race Series.

  • 2X Car Meet Rep on the Street Race Series.
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GTA+ Members can also take advantage of special GTA+ Shark Cards that provide extra bonus cash from the PlayStation Store on the PS5 or Microsoft Store.

Every month, GTA+ will deliver a new set of exclusive rewards for Members to claim. Just go to Legendary Motorsport, Hao’s Special Works, Maze Bank Foreclosures, DockTease, and other stores found in the GTA Online web browser to obtain and enjoy each period’s Member benefits before they expire — and all GTA+ benefits are provided in addition to our regular GTA Online events, which will continue as normal for all players.

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Sign up for just $5.99* a month starting on March 29 via the PlayStation Store on the PS5 or Microsoft Store, and you can cancel anytime. Stay tuned to the Rockstar Newswire and the official GTA Online website for each month’s GTA+ special benefits.

*To purchase a GTA+ Membership, you must have a copy of Grand Theft Auto V or Grand Theft Auto Online, and a platform account with a valid registered method of payment for the platform on which you choose to purchase your GTA+ Membership. Internet connection required to access Grand Theft Auto Online and to claim and receive GTA+ Membership benefits in-game. Currencies not supported on a platform may be automatically converted to US dollars on checkout, following your bank’s (or payment method) exchange rates. Recurring $5.99 GTA+ subscription fee charged monthly until canceled. You can cancel anytime. See www.rockstargames.com/gta-plus beginning on March 29 for additional terms and information, including how to cancel.
 

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Introducing GTA+ for GTA Online - Rockstar Games

GTA+ is a new membership program exclusively for GTA Online on PlayStation 5 and Xbox Series X|S — launching on March 29 and providing easy access to a range of valuable benefits for both new and long-standing players on the latest generation consoles.

Being a GTA+ Member gets you a recurring monthly GTA$500,000 direct deposit to your Maze Bank account, plus the opportunity to claim properties in and around Los Santos that unlock gameplay updates you may have missed out on, special vehicle upgrades, Member-only discounts, GTA$ and RP bonuses, and more each month.

b6ca4d27bc57065d40971a224f0d64bab28de0ab.jpg

Here’s a breakdown of the benefits GTA+ Members will receive in the first month of Membership (March 29–April 27):

  • GTA$500,000 delivered automatically to your Maze Bank Account.

  • The Principe Deveste Eight — along with a complimentary Hao’s Special Works upgrade for it before it is made available to purchase by the general public — plus the HSW Orange Trip and HSW CMYK Glitch Liveries.

  • The Auto Shop located in La Mesa, introduces an assortment of gameplay updates from Los Santos Tuners. Current Auto Shop owners can relocate to La Mesa at no additional cost.

  • Waived LS Car Meet Membershipfees. Current LS Car Meet members with GTA+ will be reimbursed GTA$50,000 during this event period.

  • Yacht owners can upgrade to the Aquarius Super Yacht at no additional cost.

  • The Gussét Frog Tee and Broker Prolaps Basketball Top and Shortsautomatically added to your wardrobe.

  • The Conveyor Livery for the Mammoth Avenger, HVY APC, and TM-02 Khanjali.

  • A selection of free paints and emblems for the Auto Shop.

  • 3X GTA$ and RP on Hao’s Special Works Race Series.

  • 2X Car Meet Rep on the Street Race Series.
b14fd2e0be9dae08e47cf08ab13dafbed6f88231.jpg

GTA+ Members can also take advantage of special GTA+ Shark Cards that provide extra bonus cash from the PlayStation Store on the PS5 or Microsoft Store.

Every month, GTA+ will deliver a new set of exclusive rewards for Members to claim. Just go to Legendary Motorsport, Hao’s Special Works, Maze Bank Foreclosures, DockTease, and other stores found in the GTA Online web browser to obtain and enjoy each period’s Member benefits before they expire — and all GTA+ benefits are provided in addition to our regular GTA Online events, which will continue as normal for all players.

cf3ab1918197b4d12cf6cc28cfdb0190b6c0fd0c.jpg

Sign up for just $5.99* a month starting on March 29 via the PlayStation Store on the PS5 or Microsoft Store, and you can cancel anytime. Stay tuned to the Rockstar Newswire and the official GTA Online website for each month’s GTA+ special benefits.

*To purchase a GTA+ Membership, you must have a copy of Grand Theft Auto V or Grand Theft Auto Online, and a platform account with a valid registered method of payment for the platform on which you choose to purchase your GTA+ Membership. Internet connection required to access Grand Theft Auto Online and to claim and receive GTA+ Membership benefits in-game. Currencies not supported on a platform may be automatically converted to US dollars on checkout, following your bank’s (or payment method) exchange rates. Recurring $5.99 GTA+ subscription fee charged monthly until canceled. You can cancel anytime. See www.rockstargames.com/gta-plus beginning on March 29 for additional terms and information, including how to cancel.
These motherfukkers are SHAMEFUL!!!
 
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