Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Danycacks]

we put together and rented a room at this Mariott somewhere in MD for my boys birthday. We hired 3 strippers and they we all the slim waist, big booty kind with tats on their asses. Lots of ass spanking and dollars were being thrown.

The worst thing to do is have a birthday around strippers tho, they always do messed up shyt to you. They took my dude and gave him a wedgie, tore his drawers off and tied them around his head. Then they spanked him 26 times and they all sat on his face. If a stripper sat on my face I'd kick em. But he liked it tho...just hope he doesn't catch pink eye

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Sounded properly hood. Ass tats? That's how you know it's real.

 

[mastermind]

we put together and rented a room at this Mariott somewhere in MD for my boys birthday. We hired 3 strippers and they we all the slim waist, big booty kind with tats on their asses. Lots of ass spanking and dollars were being thrown.

The worst thing to do is have a birthday around strippers tho, they always do messed up shyt to you. They took my dude and gave him a wedgie, tore his drawers off and tied them around his head. Then they spanked him 26 times and they all sat on his face. If a stripper sat on my face I'd kick em. But he liked it tho...just hope he doesn't catch pink eye

a wedgie


aint nothing wrong with face sitting either

 

[yoyoyo1]

cant believe liverpool were favorites in this match

i've been eating real well just betting against liverpool in away matches. its a bloody joke how easy it is. even if it jinxes the match, i dont care

 

[Stewart Downing]

cant believe liverpool were favorites in this match

i've been eating real well just betting against liverpool in away matches. its a bloody joke how easy it is. even if it jinxes the match, i dont care

yo fukk you

 

[Montez]

Sounded properly hood. Ass tats? That's how you know it's real.

Those cat/tiger paw tattoos

 

[frush11]

we put together and rented a room at this Mariott somewhere in MD for my boys birthday. We hired 3 strippers and they we all the slim waist, big booty kind with tats on their asses. Lots of ass spanking and dollars were being thrown.

The worst thing to do is have a birthday around strippers tho, they always do messed up shyt to you. They took my dude and gave him a wedgie, tore his drawers off and tied them around his head. Then they spanked him 26 times and they all sat on his face. If a stripper sat on my face I'd kick em. But he liked it tho...just hope he doesn't catch pink eye

No smashing. no head tho, dem skrippers aint bout that private party life

 

[SCORCH]

Liverpool

 

[Yayo Toure]

No smashing. no head tho, dem skrippers aint bout that private party life

yeah. I don't think smashing was gonna happen. The hotel kicked us out for being too loud, but my boys bought boxes of condoms just in case. For everyone's sake I'm glad no smashing occured.

 

[frush11]

yeah. I don't think smashing was gonna happen. The hotel kicked us out for being too loud, but my boys bought boxes of condoms just in case. For everyone's sake I'm glad no smashing occured.

That's the whole point of hiring strippers, might as well just go to a strip club then.

 

[Stewart Downing]

how sahin didn't start today is beyond me. rodgers has lost the plot

 

[Yayo Toure]

That's the whole point of hiring strippers, might as well just go to a strip club then.

I'm not about that life tho..maybe some of my friends are. I might pop the question to my girl in a few weeks, I'd hate to do it with glitter on my dikk.

 

[mastermind]

Those cat/tiger paw tattoos

 

[frush11]

I'm not about that life tho..maybe some of my friends are. I might pop the question to my girl in a few weeks, I'd hate to do it with glitter on my dikk.

I feel you, I know your boy getting his face sat on, wanted to smash

 

[frush11]

Love tattoos on broads thighs