Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[dennis roadman]

isn't there a rule about Scots procreating?

i suggest you wear a latex sheath, friend

 

[dennis roadman]

I didn't say that, you done fukking up the quoting you bum.

But hey, lemme tell you.

Rooney and RvP will both get over 25 goals in all comps.

had a post quoted by you and somehow got mixed in. changed the name and kept the link

van persie to score 17 goals in the carling cup, 8 in all other comps

 

[Gilver]

isn't there a rule about Scots procreating?

i suggest you wear a latex sheath, friend

I probably won't, i fukking hate condoms tbf

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Kun

 

[NSSVO]

Poor Aguero

 

[Gilver]

This mug is my FF captain ffs

 

[dennis roadman]

I probably won't, i fukking hate condoms tbf

jump in m8

Kun

thought we was above that in OFT innit

 

[Gilver]

Walk it off lad.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

jump in m8



thought we was above that in OFT innit

FF lad, FF...

 

[SCORCH]

Should have been a pen.

Good start by Southampton.

 

[mastermind]

I think she started dripping when i said i used to be a season ticket holder.

I don't mind the scottish accent

Though i find it strange how you can drive in a car for 20 minutes and you hear a completely different accent.

same is true in America. Horse and Frush can attest to this.

 

[Gilver]

No Lambert

 

[Gilver]

So i text that girl back. And she just text laughing at the possibility of City losing aguero for an extended period of time.

I'll probably wife it lads.

 

[Gilver]

This one's over then

2 shyte matches for a sunday.



edit: w00

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Silva, showin that weak Iberian mentality

why didnt Tevez take it