Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Gilver]

Let's change the mood.


So last night i got this birds number, here's the pro and cons of replying to the text she just sent me

Pros:
-She sent the first text, clearly desperate for cock.
-Likes football, we very briefly discussed RvP's signing(supports united)
-She's better than my recent attempts.
-She has a vagina

Cons:
-She sent the first text, potential bunny boiler
-Likes football, would probably annoy me
-I THINK she said she has a kid, i was off my face so i'm unsure(didn'tgive a shyt at the time), she might have been talking about her mate
-She's scottish.


I've never really interacted properly with a woman that likes football, i think i'd probably hate it.

 

[Olu Dara]

what's going on in here?

why y'all so mad?

c*nty Mcfukk is spamming the thread because I called him a looser and he caught feelings

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

SEE ITS NOT FUN IS IT, SO DONT DO IT

 

[SCORCH]

Bertrand What a player.

Oscar is a future ballon d'Or winner.

Moses is going to make a massive difference for us if we sign him. :sadMarin:

fraud of the year

oft predictions once again

We all know it's a battle between Kagawa and RvP for FOTY.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

c*nty Mcfukk is spamming the thread because I called him a looser and he caught feelings

Considerin that NO-ONE believes you

 

[Gilver]

Bertrand What a player.

Oscar is a future ballon d'Or winner.

Moses is going to make a massive difference for us if we sign him. :sadMarin:





We all know it's a battle between Kagawa and RvP for FOTY.

RvP is already FOTY mate

 

[Olu Dara]

Considerin that NO-ONE believes you

OK then, now quit spamming my ass

 

[Gilver]

Oh they're playing blue moon.


What an organic atmosphere.

 

[Premeditated]

so what I gathered is Americans shouldn't be allowed to post in here without initiation?

 

[mastermind]

Let's change the mood.


So last night i got this birds number, here's the pro and cons of replying to the text she just sent me

Pros:
-She sent the first text, clearly desperate for cock.
-Likes football, we very briefly discussed RvP's signing(supports united)
-She's better than my recent attempts.
-She has a vagina

Cons:
-She sent the first text, potential bunny boiler
-Likes football, would probably annoy me
-I THINK she said she has a kid, i was off my face so i'm unsure(didn'tgive a shyt at the time), she might have been talking about her mate
-She's scottish.


I've never really interacted properly with a woman that likes football, i think i'd probably hate it.

I dont see the issue with her being Scottish since you are too.

her being a United fan isnt that bad, just as long as she has a very basic interest.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

OK then, now quit spamming my ass

:

See its not nice is it, thats what we have to put up with when you do it

As you asked nicely, I'll stop.


Good Day to you and enjoy the rest of the football on today

 

[Gilver]

I dont see the issue with her being Scottish since you are too.

her being a United fan isnt that bad, just as long as she has a very basic interest.

I think she started dripping when i said i used to be a season ticket holder.

I don't mind the scottish accent

Though i find it strange how you can drive in a car for 20 minutes and you hear a completely different accent.

 

[dennis roadman]

We all know it's a battle between Kagawa and RvP for FOTY.

Homeland van Persie got this on lock, even his fans know he's a fraud. If it weren't a smack in the face to arsenal/slightly erotic love for sir fergie, they'd still say so

 

[Gilver]

so what I gathered is Americans shouldn't be allowed to post in here without initiation?

You're a grown man(i assume).


Do whatever you fukking want.

 

[Gilver]

Homeland van Persie got this on lock, even his fans know he's a fraud. If it weren't a smack in the face to arsenal/slightly erotic love for sir fergie, they'd still say so

I didn't say that, you done fukking up the quoting you bum.

But hey, lemme tell you.

Rooney and RvP will both get over 25 goals in all comps.