Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[NSSVO]

 

[yoyoyo1]

fukk m8s, this is what the game is all about

COYB!

 

[Arrogance.]

I don't like the chances of this game having piles of goals.
3-2 Liverpool.

 

[gho3st]

Liverpool "European Royalty" .... you aint gonna bring that shyt out next season

 

[yoyoyo1]

people think there will be goals but IMO this one will be tighter than ever

Everton's defensive problems have only come at home for some reason

And damn right I'm typing this before the Balo FK

 

[King Jove]

tim howard

 

[Shogun]

fukk liverpool

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

2 great local derbys and man utd/city/chelsea in between

might be a GOAT saturday

Not even the Top 3 derby in Europe this weekend.

3. Derby della Laterna

2. The Revierderby

1. The Holy War

Man like @yoyoyo1 put me up on the holy war.

 

[Arrogance.]

Balo being allowed to take free kicks
Everton finally starting to play their way into things...

 

[SCORCH]

OFT brehs

Wednesday afternoon I had the most intense stomach pains of my life. I watched The Fault With Our Stars the night before and felt panicked, like I had caught cancer immediately after watching it or something. A friend of mine suggested that my symptoms were close to appendicitis and I made arrangements to go get checked out. I've never been as helpless in my adult life as I was after surgery.

I got turfed out today, still holding my abs like 98 DDP. Home now, with pain meds that do nothing.

I wonder what it's like to have surgery in other countries. Do they send you home as soon as you can stagger around too? Or are you allowed to recover on site? Question was inspired by the TEFL talk from a few days ago.

A family member had a pretty serious operation last year and I remember being surprised at how quickly he was discharged, but perhaps that was just my own ignorance tbh full recovery/no complications so it wasn't a problem.

Mans highlighted the wrong name. The goddamn nerve of you The WOAT Chelsea stan thing is the super sly attempts at insinuating the club had anything worthwhile before they became a reflection of oligarchical corruption.

Zola don't measure up to the Bergkams. Forlans, Mascheranos

The only GOAT Zola is Emile

AND WHEN YOUR GOATS ARE STREET FIGHTER 3 THIRD STRIKE EX TATSUMAKI SENPYUKKOING MANS THEN COME SEE ME BRUV

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Brehs just never really fukked with Cantona like that

Got waaaaay more enjoyment watching man like Aspirllia putting in work



@geordie_dru @2meo

 

[Shogun]

Not even the Top 3 derby in Europe this weekend.

3. Derby della Laterna

2. The Revierderby

1. The Holy War

Man like @yoyoyo1 put me up on the holy war.

Krakow? Is it on today? How can I watch that shyt

 

[mastermind]

Hibbert dawg still playing and still being shyt

 

[SCORCH]

Everton really can't defend for shyt, they look like facking amateurs at times. Even man like Fraudotelli* is having his first decent game in yonks against these clowns

Martinez gonna be out of a job if he doesn't fix this sooner rather than later.

*Looking like facking Demolition Man

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

Krakow? Is it on today? How can I watch that shyt

Tomorrow expect a lot of fukkery tho.

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

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Brehs just never really fukked with Cantona like that

Got waaaaay more enjoyment watching man like Aspirllia putting in work



@geordie_dru @2meo

I never fukked with Cantona either

Asprilla is a legend. Had a young 2meo getting screamed at by the school team manager and my mams alike to "PULL YA fukkIN' SOCKS UP! "