Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Liu Kang]

the answer to all that red pill/asexual ying yang is that barring serious mental health issues, people have the power to choose to be happy

a lotta those dudes don't see how getting online and constantly repeating "im a nice guy, i work out, im loyal, im attractive, im humble" is some of the most egotistical shyt you can do. and it's just an echo chamber, wtf are some guys with no luck in love gonna tell me about getting lucky in love?

and this idea of "game" is so stupid. women arent machines. the "im picking you up tomorrow at 8" text will make some chicks wanna slob you up within minutes, but it offends others.

all going back to my point that if you're really striving to be happy by yourself, stop writing about how hard it is, you're just spreading negative energy and looking for commiseration. those brehs are trying way too hard.

Best way to be happy is to be oneself.

And about the fappening, brehs have to realize that men got caught in it too. But only women got publicity because that's what men wanted to see. People acting like it proves women that all women are promiscuous as if sexting was abnormal in a relationship these days...
But I must say I don't understand how people could fap to that and why it was such an event. As if porn wasn't easily accessible in 2014. JBO brehs acting crazy because they saw Megan Goods' nipples. But to each their own I guess, I'm not here to judge. Even if I do.

 

[mastermind]

Best way to be happy is to be oneself.

And about the fappening, brehs have to realize that men got caught in it too. But only women got publicity because that's what men wanted to see. People acting like it proves women that all women are promiscuous as if sexting was abnormal in a relationship these days...

those dudes are just women haters with issues with their own sexuality.

But I must say I don't understand how people could fap to that and why it was such an event. As if porn wasn't easily accessible in 2014. JBO brehs acting crazy because they saw Megan Goods' nipples. But to each their own I guess, I'm not here to judge. Even if I do.

I was ready to goto work over Megan Good's until I saw they were just boobs. She has a wonderful body, but its nothing to fap over. I was more turned on by Gabby's nudes than Megan Good's.

 

[Gooner]

Good in-depth article on Jorge Mendes for anyone who wanted to know more: http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/sep/22/-sp-jorge-mendes-agent-third-party-ownership-players

Apparently he's coming under investigation for shady business practice:

Jorge Mendes, the Portuguese agent who has conducted many of the biggest transfers in European football, is serially involved in the third-party ownership of players in apparent breach of Fifa regulations, a Guardian investigation can reveal.

On the signing of Bebe:

The club told its members that Mendes bought 30% of Bebé’s economic rights just before the move – rather undermining the argument that the sale of economic rights enables clubs to hold on to players – and, with a 10% agent’s fee, was paid €3.6m (£2.9m) of the £7.4m from United.

On his control of the transfers of Portugal's big teams:

In total, Mendes is said to have conducted 68% by financial value of all the deals done in the whole decade by Portugal’s top three clubs: €362.2m (£287m) of players sold, out of €535m (£425m) “transactions” concluded in total by the clubs.

Jorge Mendes

@Montez you ain't never told no lie

 

[dennis roadman]

mendes is just a portuguese businessman weathering severely difficult economic times

let that man live

 

[Scottie Drippin]

mendes is just a portuguese businessman weathering severely difficult economic times

let that man live

Would be these Arsenal nikkas, who, through their cultural blindness, never bothered to strike up a perfectly moral and platonic relationship with a successful Iberian entrepreneur trying to chant down the football Babyl-, purely ethical empire he presides over.

He's a good man

 

[Gooner]

I would welcome doing shady business dealings if it would get us players like Carvalho and Mangala. Unfortunately, Wenger doesn't have that same philosophy

And I can admire a good businessman when I see one. Man made £2.9 million off Bebe

 

[Roaden Polynice]

He's not under investigation though. He's in breach of FIFA regulations as far as we can tell, but FIFA is probably in violation of FIFA regulations. They don't matter. Conn and the Guardian brehs called up FIFA and were asked how they got the number. Same when they called up the Portuguese FA.

No one is touching anyone, they're all like-minded and are all in it for the same reason.

The only way I'd see someone toppling super agents and 3rd party ownership is if it got to a level that was truly untenable.

But fair play to Wenget in all this. Who'd want to do business with unguent lizards like Kenyon and Mendes, every breh has to have a code, even if it means persisting with Arteta

And fair play to Mendes. The plucky former nightclub owner who runs Portuguese football and made Man U to look like idiots (besides C. Dot).

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Best way to be happy is to be oneself.

And about the fappening, brehs have to realize that men got caught in it too. But only women got publicity because that's what men wanted to see.

I don't get the point you're trying to make here

 

[Scottie Drippin]

He's not under investigation though. He's in breach of FIFA regulations as far as we can tell, but FIFA is probably in violation of FIFA regulations. They don't matter. Conn and the Guardian brehs called up FIFA and were asked how they got the number. Same when they called up the Portuguese FA.

No one is touching anyone, they're all like-minded and are all in it for the same reason.

The only way I'd see someone toppling super agents and 3rd party ownership is if it got to a level that was truly untenable.

But fair play to Wenget in all this. Who'd want to do business with unguent lizards like Kenyon and Mendes, every breh has to have a code, even if it means persisting with Arteta

And fair play to Mendes. The plucky former nightclub owner who runs Portuguese football and made Man U to look like idiots (besides C. Dot).

Bebe was just a favor for a favor. He's also gotten us Nani, and now Angel and Falcao.

The man gave us a Champions League title. Fergie bought Bebe sight unseen just to keep putting that good karma out there. And look at that, he's delivering us Falcao for pennies

That's my benevolent tyr-Uncle Jorge

 

[Montez]

I would welcome doing shady business dealings if it would get us players like Carvalho and Mangala. Unfortunately, Wenger doesn't have that same philosophy

And I can admire a good businessman when I see one. Man made £2.9 million off Bebe

Think Venga would go dirty in a last throw of the dice situation, the board the fact that Wenger would even look at Carvalho the way he did told me something.

Read we offered 13-15 million pounds and Campbell on loan

 

[Montez]

Good in-depth article on Jorge Mendes for anyone who wanted to know more: http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/sep/22/-sp-jorge-mendes-agent-third-party-ownership-players

Apparently he's coming under investigation for shady business practice:


On the signing of Bebe:


On his control of the transfers of Portugal's big teams:


Jorge Mendes

@Montez you ain't never told no lie

Jorge da gawd man

Just seen the Rooney thing what a terrible captain.

 

[Liu Kang]

I don't get the point you're trying to make here

Simple.
The iCloud fiasco touched both men and women but only women ("JLaw nudes !") got publicized because hackers and their audience (reddit, 4leaf) are heterosexual males mostly. People ("Red pillers" I mean) taking those releases as proof that women are gullible and promiscuous creatures avoid to facts to fit their narratives (willingly or not) :
- males also got hacked
- sexting is a normal practice in a couple

That's what I meant. Hope it makes more sense to you.

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

Brehs, who do you think is the best GK in the Prem this season so far?

Hard to tell since defenses are so leaky

 

[Gooner]

Brehs, who do you think is the best GK in the Prem this season so far?

Hard to tell since defenses are so leaky

Fraser forester...he's coming for that fraud Joe Hart's spot on the national team

 

[dennis roadman]

Would be these Arsenal nikkas, who, through their cultural blindness, never bothered to strike up a perfectly moral and platonic relationship with a successful Iberian entrepreneur trying to chant down the football Babyl-, purely ethical empire he presides over.

He's a good man

portuguese, the language of the 21st century