Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Scottie Drippin]

These sabotage pick up lines. I thought we were friends @penfield @horse. kills

Tell her you know me.

Then ask her if she would like frozen strawberries

If she says she doesn't like frozen strawberries, ask her if she wants to hang out until they thaw

 

[dennis roadman]

@Grams dont listen to this wasteman @Don Rhymus tryin to scoop up your trimmings

she's yours breh

not his

dont forget to bring up legumes

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Chill @Grams

Peep game

Last girl I bagged I asked her how her corn shucking game was

 

[dennis roadman]

This thread is really esoteric.

 

[Grams]

@horse. kills @penfield @Don Rhymus

Should I tell her I race Formula Renault and school is just a secondary ting

 

[dennis roadman]

@horse. kills @penfield @Don Rhymus

Should I tell her I race Formula Renault and school is just a secondary ting

tell her you're doing it just so your dad will be proud of you

and to prove to your untalented lil bro that education is valuable

i onced bagged this dimepiece when i told her i was about to finish 3rd in tour de france but i had to quit because i had bone chips in my ankle

 

[Scottie Drippin]

@horse. kills @penfield @Don Rhymus

Should I tell her I race Formula Renault and school is just a secondary ting

Race car driver ting isn't trendy nowadays. Being green and the earf and alladat.

Are you slim?

Tell her you're an U-23 with the Lampre-Merida cycling team.

If not, tell her you're a sailor on the Oracle Team USA Golden Gate Yacht Club preparing for your title defense in the 2017 America's Cup

 

[Grams]

tell her you're doing it just so your dad will be proud of you

and to prove to your untalented lil bro that education is valuable

i onced bagged this dimepiece when i told her i was about to finish 3rd in tour de france but i had to quit because i had bone chips in my ankle

Race car driver ting isn't trendy nowadays. Being green and the earf and alladat.

Are you slim?

Tell her you're an U-23 with the Lampre-Merida cycling team.

If not, tell her you're a sailor on the Oracle Team USA Golden Gate Yacht Club preparing for your title defense in the 2017 America's Cup

No no no. This relationship cannot be founded on lies.

My names Grams I got no job prospects

No residual income #wakeupnow

Threads flop http://www.thecoli.com/threads/this-beam-jawn-track-by-rowdy-rebel-is-about-to-be-lit-wow.250666/

But I got a big dikk

 

[dennis roadman]

 

[Grams]

: Is it possible to freeze lettuce?

: Ummm excuse me?

: I'm sorry where are my manners. How can you tell when a cantaloupe is ripe?

: Uhhhh I gotta go

: Wait wait wait. Do you like frozen strawberries?

:

Sabotage man like me brehs

 

[dennis roadman]

the coli needs a life of grams thread, complete with :bynumstache:

 

[yoyoyo1]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...-saved-Palace-I-ve-got-energy-retire-now.html

a proper manager.

 

[YakSpiller]

:mbmjcry:

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Currently trying to make my way through David Lynch's entire filmography

Rabbits gave me a nightmare last night

 

[thatrapsfan]

Fockin hell, I really wanted to see a redesigned Union Jack Tim Murray gonna have to go the hacked phone route