Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[dennis roadman]

I never lost

finishing move?

 

[Max B]

I never lost

nikkas are shooked of darkskinned nikkas. I wouldnt be messing with nikkas like Djimon Hounsou

 

[gho3st]

goddamn you are so boring

i provoke and provoke and you just come up with the most boilerplate bullshyt ever

how did you ever make any friends as a kid, you are so bland

ignoring your provocation was better course of action tbh

 

[Grams]

finishing move?

I got my fighting style from man like Georges Laraque



One fight I will admit I almost took an L in was when brehs set up a fight between me and this Native American ock. I wanted NOOOOOOOO parts of it but you know how kids have stupid fight club shyts and I didn't want my rep to be dragged through the sewer. I swear I never been so shook of someone's hands before. The entire fight I clinched and wrestled with him. It was ugly af, not a single punch thrown. I was disgusted with myself cuz I was scared of another person but at the same time leaving with 1 point is better than the other guy leaving with all 3 points while I went back home on a #MadAsHellSadAsHell ting

 

[mastermind]

I never lost

 

[Grams]

@mastermind oi sit down old man

 

[dennis roadman]

not responding to your provocation was better course of action tbh

boring again, get the fukk out of my face, kindly, thx

I got my fighting style from man like Georges Laraque



One fight I will admit I took almost L in was when brehs set up a fight between me and this Native American ock. I wanted NOOOOOOOO parts of it but you know how kids have stupid fight club shyts and I didn't want my rep to be dragged through the sewer. I swear I never been so shook of someone's hands before. The entire fight I clinched and wrestled with him. It was ugly af, not a single punch thrown. I was disgusted with myself cuz I was scared of another person but at the same time leaving with 1 point is better than the other guy leaving with all 3 points while I went back home on a #MadAsHellSadAsHell ting

bruh when the lesser fighter forces a draw, he wins

being scared is the perfect opportunity to be brave

no L taken there

 

[dennis roadman]

@mastermind how's life without @Don Rhymus for you?

for me it's a lot quieter without all the steel drums clattering but i miss the curried goat he used to stew for me every wednesday afternoon

 

[concise]

And concise, u benjamin button ass nikka.... I thought u was a mod?

What's that supposed to mean?

 

[mastermind]

@Grams

@mastermind how's life without @Don Rhymus for you?

for me it's a lot quieter without all the steel drums clattering but i miss the curried goat he used to stew for me every wednesday afternoon

I miss the house music and harlots

But life is better now.

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

:jerome::

 

[yoyoyo1]

Gus Johnson will no longer do soccer matches on Fox, according to SI.

Dude was bad, but he wasn't the problem. Wynalda and Warren Barton are 100x worse than him.

never had a chance, and even less with the fact that soccer fans here are mostly horrible poser c*nts

good luck to him, soccer is small time compared to his real job

*practices British accent*

shoutout to generic and boring british voices

special non-daps to sporting kc and seattle sounders commentators

(CALLUM WILLIAMS AND ROSS FLETCHER in case they have that google notification thing for your names, fukk you and go back to england you fukks)

 

[Grams]

Waiting for the Boardwalk ep to be uploaded

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Brehs going Anti-Rhymus now

Thread has had more twists today than a Shylamalan flick

 

[dennis roadman]

Waiting for the Boardwalk ep to be uploaded

remember when i gave you a link to a live stream of the atlantic city boardwalk? real dikkhead move there

i'll never be anti @Don Rhymus

he just thinks he's in for the long con, but it's only the first quarter