Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

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receiver, usually in the slot, nickelback on defense

i dont have much speed but i have a good sense of space and good hands

i fukked up a pick 6 tho :snoop:
Looking like Calvin Price outchea :ufdup:

I wish my parents let me play football. Said it was too dangerous and that, which is true, but the money that coulda been made offsets that :camby:
 

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Looking like Calvin Price outchea :ufdup:

I wish my parents let me play football. Said it was too dangerous and that, which is true, but the money that coulda been made offsets that :camby:

You didn't miss much tbf. Little league football is the nadir of American sports culture. Though as a subject it did spawn a mini mid-career boost for Rick Moranis :ehh:

Football in the park is actually sorta fun though. I have very good hands and a respectable arm, though if I come under pressure as QB I'm a deer in headlights :lupe:
 

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Looking like Calvin Price outchea :ufdup:

I wish my parents let me play football. Said it was too dangerous and that, which is true, but the money that coulda been made offsets that :camby:
nah, you're better off m8. rec leagues across america are full of glory days motherfukkers who assert their dominance through two hand touch sacks
Pretty sure they hadn't made the playoffs in 2/3 years when i started following them:yeshrug:

But yeah, that 07 NFC championship defeat was tough times:upsetfavre:
:ufdup: they have been contenders for the last 20 years

but if i were from the UK i'd probably pick them too. i've always supported them as a neutral. they're one of the least offensive teams in the league
 

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Football in the park is actually sorta fun though. I have very good hands and a respectable arm, though if I come under pressure as QB I'm a deer in headlights :lupe:
the dirty secret of the game is that 7v7 in the park, even just touch >>>>>>>>

i got accuracy, but a noodle arm. but if you throw me the ball, im catchin it
 

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You didn't miss much tbf. Little league football is the nadir of American sports culture. Though as a subject it did spawn a mini mid-career boost for Rick Moranis :ehh:

Football in the park is actually sorta fun though. I have very good hands and a respectable arm, though if I come under pressure as QB I'm a deer in headlights :lupe:

nah, you're better off m8. rec leagues across america are full of glory days motherfukkers who assert their dominance through two hand touch sacks
I used to watch FNL like

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But I guess I'm good money now :ehh:
 

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:heh:

can you imagine someone just getting a yellow card for this? they got a 15 yard penalty, but if you say someone flailing their feet around and hitting people in the head is cause for ejection, you're called a p*ssy :heh:

@Grams very good money
 

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:heh:

can you imagine someone just getting a yellow card for this? they got a 15 yard penalty, but if you say someone flailing their feet around and hitting people in the head is cause for ejection, you're called a p*ssy :heh:

@Grams very good money
Not a head shot but :nervousAVBsmiley:

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:mjlol: they have yet to answer why they keep bringing up soccer.
Like I told @mastermind in that thread, the answer is fear.

When I was in high school (05-08) and played American football we all used to shyt on soccer a lot. We did that because we saw how much better their team was doing in state competition than we were, and how many people were attending those games we got shook. When it comes down to it you don't really try to shyt on things you don't see as a threat, you mostly just ignore them or give it a quick :heh:. Those brehs see the potential for soccer expansion in the USA and it has them :damn: there's no other explanation for it.

Or hell, maybe they know you're part of this community and think everyone here is trolling them.

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Anti-NFL movement :ahh:
Yet another excuse for me to not watch my pathetic Rams. I worked a catering gig today instead of watching the Sunday slate of games. Checked my phone around 4 and they were down 34-3, already on the third string QB and it's Week 1. fukk handegg. :upsetfavre:
 

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The most annoying thing about football season is everyone assuming you watch football.

No I didn't watch the c*nting game
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Anti-NFL movement :ahh:
Yet another excuse for me to not watch my pathetic Rams. I worked a catering gig today instead of watching the Sunday slate of games. Checked my phone around 4 and they were down 34-3, already on the third string QB and it's Week 1. fukk handegg. :upsetfavre:
You're a rams fan too?

The years and years of pain, bregh
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Portugal lost to fukking Albania?

:mjlol::mjlol::mjlol: what a bunch of bums
 

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The most annoying thing about football season is everyone assuming you watch football.

No I didn't watch the c*nting game
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In America you're forced to be a football fan. You either adapt or get left behind. I :salute: anybody who didn't get sucked in like myself but every Monday, Thursday, and Sunday I'm all in :ahh:
 
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