Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Yayo Toure]

@Hollister whats up with your boy Maicon?

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

Reus is out for 4 weeks

Bit of luck for Arsenal

@Hollister whats up with your boy Maicon?

Ya those twitter rumors are weird as fukk.

Dude rubbed condensed milk and pepper on a dude's anus?

 

[Yayo Toure]

Reus is out for 4 weeks

Bit of luck for Arsenal



Ya those twitter rumors are weird as fukk.

Dude rubbed condensed milk and pepper on a dude's anus?

what? I heard that he was jerking off in David Luiz's shampoo bottle...and that he was caught banging Elias from Corinthians.....

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

what? I heard that he was jerking off in David Luiz's shampoo bottle...and that he was caught banging Elias from Corinthians.....

http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/t...n-was-kicked-out-the-brazil-squad-the-tweets/

 

[Scottie Drippin]

BREHS This 105lb boxer just dropped the greatest thing any athlete has produced in any number of decades.

As the reigning alpha male on the planet today, I can’t allow top P4P stars Roman Gonzalez, Naoya Inoue & 3 time Gold Medalist Olympic legend Zho Shiming cartel glory for themselves at 112, while I am comfortable in 105, a division I subdued with ease (with exceptional respect for multi-time champion Kastunari Takayama and unified IBO/WBA champion Hekkie Budler who were willing to fight me but failed to do so due to factors out of their hand).

I depart 105 finally lifting my foot of the throat of my eternal subordinate the Thai Duck Wanheng Menayothin, who showed exceptional survival skills best found in healthy women, wellbred slaves & the offspring of submissive prostitutes.

National Thai prostitution tourism aside, I am determined to give boxing fans the dream fights they desire and the KO highlights they dream off. Therefore, I am invading the strongest division in boxing today (112), effectively challenging the top 3 undefeated fighters.

As of today I am 22-0 (KO 22), the all time greatest 105lb peoples champion, #1 Ranked IBO fighter in the world, top ranked by the WBO and all the legitimate governing bodies (that don’t demand $ in return for ranking). I have to coerce opponents into fighting me because they are rightfully hesitant, for they know that I am the greatest puncher P4P and some feel that health comes first.

Whoever wants to get KOed first, can reply and I will give him his first career LOSS by KO nothing less

Always victorious,

Ali Raymi
@aliraymi
facebook.com/aliraymiboxer

Dude just made me a fan for life

 

[yoyoyo1]

The GOAT-in-training Ali Raymi disappears for a few months and comes back with a vengeance?

 

[dappadonna]

Fabian Delph bout to put in work..

Excellent player

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

BREHS This 105lb boxer just dropped the greatest thing any athlete has produced in any number of decades.




Dude just made me a fan for life

HOF just off the strength of that

 

[Scottie Drippin]

HOF just off the strength of that

Bruh, I'm reading this shyt over and over and reacting like a rowdy battle rap audience

"I depart 105 finally lifting my foot of the throat of my eternal subordinate the Thai Duck Wanheng Menayothin"



"who showed exceptional survival skills best found in healthy women"
WHAT ELSE


" wellbred slaves"


"& the offspring of submissive prostitutes."

TALK TO THAT NIKKA ALI

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

Bruh, I'm reading this shyt over and over and reacting like a rowdy battle rap audience

"I depart 105 finally lifting my foot of the throat of my eternal subordinate the Thai Duck Wanheng Menayothin"



"who showed exceptional survival skills best found in healthy women"
WHAT ELSE


" wellbred slaves"


"& the offspring of submissive prostitutes."

TALK TO THAT NIKKA ALI

"And the offspring of submissive prostitutes"

I was after that...had the lock off the phone and wipe the tears from laughter out of my eyes

 

[Mané Swagincha]

@Hollister whats up with your boy Maicon?

Damn breh, i heard a couple of different rumors and they all sound filthy

 

[Montez]

the NFL lust types crack me up because they think they are like the jocks in HS or something. Its weird.

This is true.

I'm disturbed by some male NFL fans for some reason. It's bigger than life to them.

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Damn breh, i heard a couple of different rumors and they all sound filthy

How wild is a situation when the most reasonable, least appalling, and least reprehensible scenario is consensual homosexual buttsex between teammates?

Because the other stories b........

 

[Yayo Toure]

John Stones? Clyne was busy today? When they gonna fire Woy. Smh.

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

John Stones? Clyne was busy today? When they gonna fire Woy. Smh.

didnt even pick him for the 21 man squad

Stones who hasnt started a game all season and plays CB