Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[NSSVO]

Dang, if RvP goes down.. who could we possibly play upfront?

 

[EQ.]

Between doubles tennis and doubles table tennis, which one ya'll think got the more potent trash talking going on? After that reading that Larry Bird thread about him being able to seemingly trash talk without moving his lips, i've been watching sports like

tryna catch athletes calling each others mom's trollops and what not.

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

Dang, if RvP goes down.. who could we possibly play upfront?

 

[Premeditated]

Are Middle eastern/indian type chicks anyone's 'wave'?


ewww, i have enough body hair of my own, thanks.

Middle Easterners/North African>>>European women

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

Pretty damning.

Crazy thing is that both Man Utd and England can't ease Rooney out gradually now that they've made him captain; he's gonna be an even bigger headache to deal with now that he's got the armband.



And the the slower he gets the more this idea that he can play as some sort of #10 gets bandied about.

Rooney is almost always a disaster every time I've seen him masquerading as a #10; all he does is get the ball, smash it out wide and then waddle towards the box.



And that's gonna happen at club level when Di Maria and co start bypassing him.

300k p/w

The problem is England has no other marketable player so United and England are forced to keep him in the squad, no matter how shyt he is and how unbalanced he makes the team. Politics as usual.

 

[Diddly Drogba]

@Somalilander

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

 

[gho3st]

Hodgson and Rooney both had the same reaction at Sturridge getting injured: " we dodged a big one right there!!"

 

[Francis]

This has to be some photoshop shyt, no fukking way.

 

[#DatGuyWelbz]

transfer ban for barca was a blessign in disguise. need to back to la masia days of using homegrown players.

 

[gho3st]

for a non-united, Sunderland, England or Ghana() fan...You seem kinda obsessed with Welbeck breh..

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

for a non-united, Sunderland, England or Ghana() fan...You seem kinda obsessed with Welbeck breh..

I like Arsenal?

 

[Grams]

Wouldn't only the rich middle eastern girls be at college tho? Maybe that filters them.

I'm speaking on something i know fukk all about tho so could be wrong.

this could be true. They all seem rich as fock and rich man do bag attractive wives and make good looking children and so on

 

[Grams]

I'm howling. Three stars skills for Nii Tackie is beyond generous. My breh does one back heel goal and now he got tekks

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

I'm howling. Three stars skills for Nii Tackie is beyond generous. My breh does one back heel goal and now he got tekks

its fake ofcourse

how can Welbeck be 86 and have good shooting stats