Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[BLAZO da GAWD]

THE IRONY. THE MOTHERFUCKING IRONY.

You, a fan of a team that hasn't done shyt since Bale up and left. You, a fan of a team that can't even scratch 70 goals EVEN WHEN YOU HAD BALE while the Reds scored 101 last season. That's 15 more goals than spurs last when you discount Suarez's total. You, a fan of a team that lets Aaron Lennon chase the dream that he's still should be starting on a top 6 PL side.

Don't worry about our attackers. Forget Sturridge, Sterling is better than anyone on your squad and he's only 19. Shee-it I'd take Coutinho over any of your AMs and he might not even start.

Your offseason consisted of poaching a backup goalkeeper from Swansea, some ordinary left back, and some never-made-it English youngster toiling away in Portugal. For fukks sake, even Everton's making more of an attempt to grab top 4, and they've been shopping at the dollar transfer store for the past decade.

I'll enjoy a bit of the bantz from Arsenal supporters. United is midtable, but they're coming back so they can have a laugh too. But Spurs? Enjoy your Europa League coke dreams and fukk right off.

Eriksen > Coutinho

 

[phillycavsfan]

4 million pounds for RICKIE lambert to be a 3rd striker. I don't see the big deal.

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

Liverpool has a good season off the back of a godly season from Suarez and they think they're back to being a top club. I guess they think Lambert, Lallana, and Markovic (who I like) gonna keep 'em top 4.

 

[phillycavsfan]

Eriksen > Coutinho

Fine, but I stand by everything else I said.

 

[Max B]

4 million pounds for RICKIE lambert to be a 3rd striker. I don't see the big deal.

Whos your 1st and 2nd choice strikers then?

I will be waiting..

 

[Montez]

We might have to re-do our lists if we sign Cuadrado. :wow-1:

His hairstyle screams flop

A negro with curls inspires me with no confidence.

Whos your 1st and 2nd choice strikers then?

I will be waiting..

Falcao to Liverpool done according to my sources.

 

[phillycavsfan]

Falcao to Liverpool done according to my sources.

I saw that just now, along with the Xabi Alonso rumor. Might have to avoid Twitter rumor-mongering for a while. Not good for the heart.

 

[concise]

Guys, grammar question : does "a couple of" strictly means "two" or can it mean "a few" for example ?

a couple of = a few


but I can see why you think it means two. Never thought of it like that.

 

[yoyoyo1]

THAT PASHUN, IT'S LIKE THE ATLANTIC OCEAN DOESN'T EVEN EXIST

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

Falcao to Liverpool done according to my sources.

No way...

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Isn't a couple of always two?

Whenever someone asks me to give them a couple of something I always give two. If you want more say, give me a few, or several.

 

[Xerces]

Bayern at full strength tonight with lewandowski

 

[gho3st]

Why not go after Cavani instead Falcao??


and eriksen is not better than Coutinho.

 

[Max B]

Falcao aint gonna go liverpool.

Even benz rejected them

Falcao to give up his dream to real madrid for liverpool brehs

 

[yoyoyo1]

Bayern at full strength tonight with lewandowski

alright, 2-1 all stars instead of 2-0