Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Gilver]

Did you talk up a xenophobic outlook so as to dissuade her from heading back to the crib of various ethnic groups that permeate England?

I asked if she fancied meeting for a chat and put a wink smiley. The rest is history.

I'll remember that for next time though.

 

[Montez]

http://www.thesecretfootballer.com/...eally-fallen-in-love-with-the-beautiful-game/


the ignorant britishness of it all. and the made up details. I love these type of articles, mostly cause they are dying off so quickly


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Son, I am feewmin reading this. The ignorance/arrogance from some is amazing.

Not to say MLS is a top, top league yet but it's a physically grueling league. They really think their can come here and make millions

there is also this Latino thing they always bring up as to why football is nothing popping like crazy, like Latinos weren't always here. It's cringeworthy.

Essentially with the internet, the video games, development of MLS, and this being the truly first generation that grew up with 24 hour access to football, you had this explosion.

 

[concise]

@concise

yeah, it's true tho. the parts of MD that border DC and the district itself are subtly interesting.

i just get the feeling i'll get my fill of it soon. i already have, actually, then i like it again. and i know when i leave i'll miss it.

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yedlin is way too wavy for spurs

nah.

 

[mastermind]

http://www.thesecretfootballer.com/...eally-fallen-in-love-with-the-beautiful-game/


the ignorant britishness of it all. and the made up details. I love these type of articles, mostly cause they are dying off so quickly


excerpts:

Nike is almost obliged to manufacture the American national shirt but, for political reasons, it can no longer do the same for Mexico, which is where adidas has stepped in.

he just made that up

 

[dennis roadman]

nah.

you are so very unique in your understanding of grammar

 

[naijaboi]

Premier League Champions: Arsenal

Rest of top four in order: Citey, Manure, Chelsea

Relegated: Who cares

FA Cup: Manure

League Cup: Liverpool

Golden Boot: Alexis

PFA Player of the Year: Hazard

Best signing: Joel Campbell

Worst signing: Lambert

First manager sacked: Pardew


European title winners

La Liga: Real Madrid

Bundesliga: Bayern

Serie A: Roma

Ligue 1: PSG

Champions League: Real Madrid

Europa League: Benefica

 

[Liu Kang]

Premier League Champions: United
Rest of top four in order: City, Chelsea, Pool
Relegated: Who gives a fukk
FA Cup: United
League Cup: United
Golden Boot: RvP
PFA Player of the Year: Kagawa
Best signing: Van Gaal
Worst signing: Manquillo
First manager sacked: Rodgers

European title winners
La Liga: Sociedad
Bundesliga: Wolsburg
Serie A: Napoli
Ligue 1: Marseille
Primeira Liga: Porto
Eredisvie: Eindhoven

Champions League: Bayern Munchen
Europa League: PAOK

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Annoying thing about that article is that the secret footballer could've proposed any number of reasons for why football is blowing up, including even bucking the trend and describing something closer to the truth that soccer has been popular for years.

But instead he wanted to ham-fistedly paint Americans as ignorant and slavish corporate cocksuckers that couldn't possibly interpret the lofty languages of football. The arrogance was astounding.

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

Premier League Champions: United
Rest of top four in order: City, Chelsea, Pool
Relegated: Who gives a fukk
FA Cup: United
League Cup: United
Golden Boot: RvP
PFA Player of the Year: Kagawa
Best signing: Van Gaal
Worst signing: Manquillo
First manager sacked: Rodgers

 

[Montez]

Iker, let it go man.

he just made that up

no shame at all

 

[Max B]

England has killed many US talents. It's not a place to move to early. Better off going to Italy, learning how to defend and move on from there.

Spurs are all about the flavor of the month despite having a strong infrastructure, so they never have sustained success.



oyoyoyo with the truth. Spurs is terrible for players and managers.

You just a hater since your arsenal fan. Spurs is on the come up all these plastics fan hate it when a not so big named team makes it top 4 i see u haters already coming out talking reckless even before the season start. FA cup makes yall the big boys now eh.

 

[Max B]

I honestly think Pool will finish top 3, but until they sign another striker (which they will, I just don't know who for sure) I can't without being a stan say they'll finish ahead of Arsenal right now

This the exact samething i said last season with all the new players coming in. Yall arent that great without suarez. No real striker besides ur two scrubs lambert and sturridge(Daniel needs to prove he can score 20 goals with out suarez). Spurs with finish ahead of you guys just like we have for like 6 seasons besides last season which was transitional season with all the new players getting PL exp.

No wonder eveyone thinks pool fans are so delustional.

 

[Arrogance.]

Premier League Champions: Arsenal
Rest of top four in order: Chelski, Citeh, United
Relegated: 2 of the three promoted teams and West Ham/Aston Villa
FA Cup: Arsenal
League Cup: Don't care about mickey mouse cups
Golden Boot: Aguero (if healthy), Sturridge or Rooney otherwise
PFA Player of the Year: Rambo
Best signing: Lukaku, Herrera, Fabianski
Worst signing: Somebody on the red side of Merseyside
First manager sacked: honestly, can't call it.

European title winners
La Liga: Real
Bundesliga: Munchen
Serie A: Roma
Ligue 1: P$G
Champions League: Munchen
Europa League: Spurs


First ex-OFT-er to return to the fold: Kunty
Most Random Drunk Posts During the Season lamenting days gone and childhoods passed that everyone awkwardly scrolls by: Me
First Poster to have Mid-Season Meltdown: Abso
Most Improved Poster: Me (am I allowed to nominate myself?)
Worst Poster: DStyles has this one on wrap already, permanently
Number of times Swagchester, Louis Van Gawd will be said: setting the over/under at 500, betting the over
Most Delusional Poster: Liverpool contingent, you're up.
Random Outsider Poster to make an Impact: None, anyone who came over from the World Cup thread will be gone by November. Word to Wyclef.

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

No wonder eveyone thinks pool fans are so delustional.

Be a spurs fan brehs

 

[Max B]

Be a spurs fan brehs

Its not like im saying were going to finish ahead of arsenal or thing..Im just saying i dont see liverpool being top 3 at all or even top 4.