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I recognise the word but i've forgot the joke/reference
I misspelled the word some years ago and thats how it was referred to for a while.




I consider myself a nasty guy, but I am tame compared to the shyt I am reading. Dominating and swallowing nut and all that. :whoa:

What happened to just swallowing her juices? Putting your face in her ass and all that? fukking the Red Sea? :dahell:
 
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I know a couple of people who are into piss play, dudes and brehettes. No one has ever told me they were outright into scat though. In highschool this dutch girl came back from summer break one year after hooking up with this older dude being into fisting. She started going out with a kid in school that year and got him into it. Both ways.
Fisting ain't all that though it's weird.

I fukked a woman in her late 40's a couple of times and she was into that. Couldn't take a dikk in her vag (dikks only in her butt lol) but only a hand. Tried it, put 2 fingers first (the usual :stopitslime:), put the third one (:ohhh:), put the 4th (:dwillhuh:). Put the last one and had my whole hand swallowed to the handle :wow:. Can't really move inside though and it's hard to close the fist and when it's done, you can only rotate (hammer it (back n forth) sounds painful and she wasn't into that anyway) which presses all the walls simultaneously and put her pleasure to the max. The woman needs to be well lubricated in order to stretch the p*ssy that wide and it can't be done immediately, you need to get to work down here. A lot :sadcam:.

At the end, weird feeling from the fister but endless bliss for the fisted too so it's all good in the end I guess.
 
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Dunno man. Internet porn happened i guess.

You got all that shemale stuff too.

I once got some of my own jizz on my cheek by accident(dikk was being poorly but not intentionally directed by a girl), jumped up like i had a tarantula on my face.

Smells horrible.
 

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If I ever got my own jizz on me, Id spazz the fukk out. Id sit there like:
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Let alone swallowing it.
 

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Also, I really don't think that our era is more "perverted" than it was before. Just cameras are everywhere and we know a little more about what's happening. Humans been depraved for milleniums now. I'm pretty sure we could find bdsm or piss/scat stuff centuries ago.
 

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:ehh: Cavani's got that long flowing hair, Rooney likes being dominant, there will be pegging
 

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Thugs swallowing they own nut and grabbing their own ankles outchea???

Ignorance was bliss :huhldup:


I could never do fisting, i'm pretty sure i'd break my girl...i have 'grab a basketball with one hand' hand size...although does have its upside, can fondle both titty nipples with one hand :heh:

And i just wouldn't be able to let a woman dominate me, i mean the only way i'd relinquish control is if there was more than one woman involved, and even then i doubt that'd last long cos i'd be lookin :steviej:tryna figure out how depraved i could get ala patrice oneals threesome story
 

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I don't believe that girl's story, you imagine some guy getting broken down....... while she just told you the story so you could leave her alone or she could look better in people's eyes while she deals with a bunch of goon looking dudes.
 

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Also, I really don't think that our era is more "perverted" than it was before. Just cameras are everywhere and we know a little more about what's happening. Humans been depraved for milleniums now. I'm pretty sure we could find bdsm or piss/scat stuff centuries ago.

Indeed. I'd bet my bottom dollar that there were some bad bed wenches that were pegging the grizzliest of knights back in the day. Probably with some ghastly wooden contraption of some sort.
 
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