Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Kunty McPhuck]

That's quite impressive
I know soccer is huge worldwide
But I didn't think it was that big here

Its the GOAT troll job.

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

I had a date cancelled last night. She didn't have a babysitter for her kids. One of the reasons I really don't want to settled with a woman with kids. I'm a selfish c*nt.

 

[yoyoyo1]

Can't believe I'm really about to drop $300 to watch Moyes boys play a glorified exhibition match that may conflict with Europa League qualification.
At the Europa League part
My poor poor wallet
The woman I'll be in attendance with

1:20-2:05!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

I had a date cancelled last night. She didn't have a babysitter for her kids. One of the reasons I really don't want to settled with a woman with kids. I'm a selfish c*nt.

I cannot remember what the TV show/film it was that I've seen in the past 4-6 months, but to paraphrase. Your relationship dies with your woman, as soon as a child is born because you can no longer have her total undivided, love and affection anymore. And how can you compete with that?

 

[Arrogance.]

1:20-2:05!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So fukking true.
Which is why I'm glad she's paying for her own
I'm still getting semi-hosed here. The only memorable part of last year's Guinness Cup or whatever they call the bullshyt 8 team American tour was CR7 being nice to the nutter that ran on the pitch and hugged him. Messi and friends was better and Messi blew that shyt off after an hour. $300 to watch crossing practice and Inter. If I attend the Philly game I'm gonna be in the cheap seats pissed out of my mind and looking for like minded folk.

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

I cannot remember what the TV show/film it was that I've seen in the past 4-6 months, but to paraphrase. Your relationship dies with your woman, as soon as a child is born because you can no longer have her total undivided, love and affection anymore. And how can you compete with that?

I can't. She going to love her kids way more than me, and I know I won't love her kids that much because they're not mines. Basically, in a lose-lose situation.

 

[concise]

I had a date cancelled last night. She didn't have a babysitter for her kids. One of the reasons I really don't want to settled with a woman with kids. I'm a selfish c*nt.

whoooa.. I thought you were married?

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

whoooa.. I thought you were married?

Nah.

31 year old Single with no kids.

 

[Yayo Toure]

Dzeko is the worst passer in the entire lineup. It's almost like playing a man down.

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

Nah.

31 year old Single with no kids.

well you could be 31 year old single with kids

glass half full breh

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

well you could be 31 year old single with kids

glass half full breh

Aye, I aint complaining breh.

 

[yoyoyo1]

Dzeko is the worst passer in the entire lineup. It's almost like playing a man down.

so horrible they took negredo off first, cause clearly he was more important

 

[unstoppable589]

YAYA!

jovetic didnt even last 15 mins

 

[unstoppable589]

so horrible they took negredo off first, cause clearly he was more important

i dont think negredo is 100% still

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

dzeko is shyte