Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Scottie Drippin]

it occurred to me today that @Liu Kang most likely refers to @Montez as "Mon-tay" in his head

nikka what

 

[Liu Kang]

it occurred to me today that @Liu Kang most likely refers to @Montez as "Mon-tay" in his head

Well, you're definitely not in my head then
I referred to Montez as "Mon-teze", like any person on an american message board would do !

Wonder how he feels when he sees the words Heaux and Breaux?

First time I saw those words I was like "wtf do they mean ?!" but then I got it was simply Hoes and Bros and got on with it.

Don't dumb me down brehs

 

[Liu Kang]

nikka what

"Monter" ("Mon-té" or "mon-tay" with us accent) in french means "to climb"
"Montez" ("Mon-té") in french means "climb !" in imperative mood.

 

[NSSVO]

Chokresnal Ozil never should shoot a penalty again.

 

[Gilver]

Looks like it's up to United to drag English football back in to credibility.

 

[Gilver]

Some of the posters in the True Detective thread have me like "this nikka needs some p*ssy " and that's coming from me


#LongForMan2014

Nah, it's all quite interesting.

Let them be detectives(OOOHHH WORD PLAY) and get no p*ssy, i'll read it, be interested, and still get p*ssy.

Dunno if that applies to you mind, i don't read the thread enough to know if you've sorted yourself out, sorry lad.

 

[Gandolpiffini]

Looks like it's up to United to drag English football back in to credibility.

 

[dennis roadman]

Some of the posters in the True Detective thread have me like "this nikka needs some p*ssy " and that's coming from me


#LongForMan2014

there's one cat in there who has some fair points every now and then, but after something pans out he'll be like "SEE I TOLD YOU ALL ALONG"

but either he's really bad at expressing his thoughts via text or he's a delusional mong because he clearly didn't predict anything substantial

 

[dennis roadman]

nikka what

get some culture mon breaux

 

[Lakers Offseason]

Chokresnal Ozil never should shoot a penalty again.

I don't know why they had Ozil take that penalty kick. The guy is reluctant to shoot on goal and overpasses. He's like Rajon Rondo. Do you want Rondo shooting a pivotal free throw?

 

[Gilver]

Ozil is absolute garbage.

He's not a bottler, he's just shyte.

 

[NSSVO]

I don't know why they had Ozil take that penalty kick. The guy is reluctant to shoot on goal and overpasses. He's like Rajon Rondo. Do you want Rondo shooting a pivotal free throw?

He didn't even look like he wanted to take it.

 

[Grams]

Anybody have the smiley where it's Wenger putting his arms up like but his jacket is like 50 feet long?

Edit this pic

Coulda sworn there was a smiley version

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Yeah I got it. Looks a bit shyt though because it's really small

I'll post I when I get off mobile

 

[Montez]

The Ozil Slander