Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Microfracture]

you know mata means "kills" in spanish (although it also means forest or woods)?

a lineup of "goon, rape, kill" sounds pretty popular in northern england

 

[Vilified not verified]

The llyods tsb premier league? Never heard of it.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

It's only natural. W. London whites should have the right of way.

Just how i like to remind the infidels

you know mata means "kills" in spanish (although it also means forest or woods)?

a lineup of "goon, rape, kill" sounds pretty popular in northern england

 

[dennis roadman]

mata also means bush come to think of it

so it could be "goon, rape, [throw in the] bush"

northern barbarians

 

[SCORCH]

I wonder what @BOBN makes of this Mata stuff.

 

[Liu Kang]

Mata is comfortably better than all of those players imo.

Not saying otherwise, don't worry.
But Mata is not a winger which is what PSG need.

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

The only thing Mourinho would sell us is the ebola virus, so this whole Mata business can only mean either two things (or both)...mourinho doesn't rate mata or doesn't rate man u anymore.

 

[SCORCH]

Not saying otherwise, don't worry.
But Mata is not a winger which is what PSG need.

I still think they'd alter their formation to fit him in. He can play on the left too btw, he played there for Valencia and for most his first season at Chelsea under AVB.

 

[Hater]

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

mata also means bush come to think of it

so it could be "goon, rape, [throw in the] bush"

northern barbarians

Thy Norf remembers

 

[Montez]

The only thing Mourinho would sell us is the ebola virus, so this whole Mata business can only mean either two things (or both)...mourinho doesn't rate mata or doesn't rate man u anymore.

Rooney to Chelsea in July?

Or FFP

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

Rooney to Chelsea in July?

Or FFP

Yeah I figured as much too.

I'm just praying to white and black jesus that man u sell him to PSG, Real or someone else to teach them to cut that wasteman sh1t out.

It's like teams want Man U to come back to life. You're supposed to sh1t on a man (team) when they're down. Not help them up chelsea straight hustling backwards.

 

[SCORCH]

Guillem Balague @GuillemBalague
All agreed. Juan Mata will be a Manchester United player. 45 million euros. All will be announced very soon

Kiss of death

 

[dennis roadman]

Yeah I figured as much too.

I'm just praying to white and black jesus that man u sell him to PSG, Real or someone else to teach them to cut that wasteman sh1t out.

It's like teams want Man U to come back to life. You're supposed to sh1t on a man (team) when they're down. Not help them up chelsea straight hustling backwards.

mata is great at shining under fraudulent and interim managers

perfect for united

 

[yoyoyo1]

using an ineffectual forward that cant even chase balls down in fletcher for the 2nd leg

keeping the best creative midfielder out of the starting lineup in giacherini

this match is gonna be fun