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she kinda recanted at the end from what i remember. she was weird but the most palatable.
I dont think she recanted at all, but her kids didnt want to strangle her or trembled in fear in her presence so I guess she won. :ld:

one of those kids did look like he was in space in one of the segments tho.
 

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I dont think she recanted at all, but her kids didnt want to strangle her or trembled in fear in her presence so I guess she won. :ld:

one of those kids did look like he was in space in one of the segments tho.
the funniest part was when she was like "who gets all the glory for your talent?"

and the kids are like "god? :yeshrug:"

:heh:

the lil golfer girl ethered the fukk outta her dad by winning that tourney where parents weren't allowed

i bet if they did a part 2, she'd be bossin him around the house
 

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she kinda recanted at the end from what i remember. she was weird but the most palatable.

@yoyoyo1 can you find me betting odds on group winners/second place finishers in brazil?
World Cup 2014 - Group A winner
Thu 6/12 8101 Brazil wins Group A -390
4:00PM 8102 Field wins Group A +330
Thu 6/12 8104 Mexico wins Group A +810
4:00PM 8105 Field wins Group A -1160
Thu 6/12 8107 Croatia wins Group A +810
4:00PM 8108 Field wins Group A -1160
Thu 6/12 8110 Cameroon wins Group A +2400
4:00PM 8111 Field wins Group A -3800
World Cup 2014 - Group B winner
Thu 6/12 8121 Spain wins Group B -135
4:00PM 8122 Field wins Group B +115
Thu 6/12 8124 Netherlands wins Group B +220
4:00PM 8125 Field wins Group B -250
Thu 6/12 8127 Chile wins Group B +470
4:00PM 8128 Field wins Group B -590
Thu 6/12 8130 Australia wins Group B +5000
4:00PM 8131 Field wins Group B -9000
World Cup 2014 - Group C winner
Thu 6/12 8141 Colombia wins Group C -155
4:00PM 8142 Field wins Group C +135
Thu 6/12 8144 Japan wins Group C +420
4:00PM 8145 Field wins Group C -500
Thu 6/12 8147 Ivory Coast wins Group C +450
4:00PM 8148 Field wins Group C -550
Thu 6/12 8150 Greece wins Group C +850
4:00PM 8151 Field wins Group C -1200
World Cup 2014 - Group D winner
Thu 6/12 8161 Uruguay wins Group D +170
4:00PM 8162 Field wins Group D -195
Thu 6/12 8164 England wins Group D +220
4:00PM 8165 Field wins Group D -250
Thu 6/12 8167 Italy wins Group D +165
4:00PM 8168 Field wins Group D -185
Thu 6/12 8170 Costa Rica wins Group D +5000
4:00PM 8171 Field wins Group D -9000
World Cup 2014 - Group E winner
Thu 6/12 8181 France wins Group E -140
4:00PM 8182 Field wins Group E +120
Thu 6/12 8184 Switzerland wins Group E +300
4:00PM 8185 Field wins Group E -350
Thu 6/12 8187 Ecuador wins Group E +410
4:00PM 8188 Field wins Group E -485
Thu 6/12 8190 Honduras wins Group E +3000
4:00PM 8191 Field wins Group E -5000
World Cup 2014 - Group F winner
Thu 6/12 8201 Argentina wins Group F -375
4:00PM 8202 Field wins Group F +320
Thu 6/12 8204 Bosnia wins Group F +600
4:00PM 8205 Field wins Group F -800
Thu 6/12 8207 Nigeria wins Group F +850
4:00PM 8208 Field wins Group F -1200
Thu 6/12 8210 Iran wins Group F +4000
4:00PM 8211 Field wins Group F -7000
World Cup 2014 - Group G winner
Thu 6/12 8221 Germany wins Group G -175
4:00PM 8222 Field wins Group G +155
Thu 6/12 8224 Portugal wins Group G +290
4:00PM 8225 Field wins Group G -340
Thu 6/12 8227 USA wins Group G +1100
4:00PM 8228 Field wins Group G -1600
Thu 6/12 8230 Ghana wins Group G +1100
4:00PM 8231 Field wins Group G -1600
World Cup 2014 - Group H winner
Thu 6/12 8241 Belgium wins Group H -165
4:00PM 8242 Field wins Group H +145
Thu 6/12 8244 Russia wins Group H +250
4:00PM 8245 Field wins Group H -290
Thu 6/12 8247 South Korea wins Group H +825
4:00PM 8248 Field wins Group H -1175
Thu 6/12 8250 Algeria wins Group H +3000
4:00PM 8251 Field wins Group H -5000
World Cup 2014 - Group A Qualifier
Thu 6/12 8301 Brazil qualifies from Group A -2550
4:00PM 8302 Brazil does not advance +1625
Thu 6/12 8304 Mexico qualifies from Group A -105
4:00PM 8305 Mexico does not advance -115
Thu 6/12 8307 Croatia qualifies from Group A +105
4:00PM 8308 Croatia does not advance -125
Thu 6/12 8310 Cameroon qualifies from Group A +380
4:00PM 8311 Cameroon does not advance -450
World Cup 2014 - Group B Qualifier
Thu 6/12 8313 Spain qualifies from Group B -500
4:00PM 8314 Spain does not advance +420
Thu 6/12 8315 Netherlands qualifies from Group B -175
4:00PM 8316 Netherlands does not advance +155
Thu 6/12 8318 Chile qualifies from Group B +100
4:00PM 8319 Chile does not advance -120
Thu 6/12 8321 Australia qualifies from Group B +900
4:00PM 8322 Australia does not advance -1275
World Cup 2014 - Group C Qualifier
Thu 6/12 8324 Colombia qualifies from Group C -425
4:00PM 8325 Colombia does not advance +360
Thu 6/12 8327 Japan qualifies from Group C +105
4:00PM 8328 Japan does not advance -125
Thu 6/12 8330 Ivory Coast qualifies from Group C -110
4:00PM 8331 Ivory Coast does not advance -110
Thu 6/12 8333 Greece qualifies from Group C +200
4:00PM 8334 Greece does not advance -230
World Cup 2014 - Group D Qualifier
Thu 6/12 8336 Uruguay qualifies from Group D -250
4:00PM 8337 Uruguay does not advance +220
Thu 6/12 8339 England qualifies from Group D -155
4:00PM 8340 England does not advance +135
Thu 6/12 8342 Italy qualifies from Group D -245
4:00PM 8343 Italy does not advance +215
Thu 6/12 8345 Costa Rica qualifies from Group D +800
4:00PM 8346 Costa Rica does not advance -1150
World Cup 2014 - Group E Qualifier
Thu 6/12 8348 France qualifies from Group E -335
4:00PM 8349 France does not advance +285
Thu 6/12 8351 Switzerland qualifies from Group E -150
4:00PM 8352 Switzerland does not advance +130
Thu 6/12 8354 Ecuador qualifies from Group E -115
4:00PM 8355 Ecuador does not advance -105
Thu 6/12 8357 Honduras qualifies from Group E +550
4:00PM 8358 Honduras does not advance -725
World Cup 2014 - Group F Qualifier
Thu 6/12 8360 Argentina qualifies from Group F -1050
4:00PM 8361 Argentina does not advance +750
Thu 6/12 8363 Bosnia qualifies from Group F -150
4:00PM 8364 Bosnia does not advance +130
Thu 6/12 8366 Nigeria qualifies from Group F +120
4:00PM 8367 Nigeria does not advance -140
Thu 6/12 8369 Iran qualifies from Group F +650
4:00PM 8370 Iran does not advance -900
World Cup 2014 - Group G Qualifier
Thu 6/12 8372 Germany qualifies from Group G -900
4:00PM 8373 Germany does not advance +650
Thu 6/12 8375 Portugal qualifies from Group G -185
4:00PM 8376 Portugal does not advance +165
Thu 6/12 8378 USA qualifies from Group G +210
4:00PM 8379 USA does not advance -250
Thu 6/12 8381 Ghana qualifies from Group G +270
4:00PM 8382 Ghana does not advance -320
World Cup 2014 - Group H Qualifier
Thu 6/12 8384 Belgium qualifies from Group H -480
4:00PM 8385 Belgium does not advance +405
Thu 6/12 8387 Russia qualifies from Group H -250
4:00PM 8388 Russia does not advance +220
Thu 6/12 8390 South Korea qualifies from Group H +165
4:00PM 8391 South Korea does not advance -185
Thu 6/12 8393 Algeria qualifies from Group H +640
4:00PM 8394 Algeria does not advance -880
 

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World Cup 2014 - Group A winner
Thu 6/12 8101 Brazil wins Group A -390
4:00PM 8102 Field wins Group A +330
Thu 6/12 8104 Mexico wins Group A +810
4:00PM 8105 Field wins Group A -1160
Thu 6/12 8107 Croatia wins Group A +810
4:00PM 8108 Field wins Group A -1160
Thu 6/12 8110 Cameroon wins Group A +2400
4:00PM 8111 Field wins Group A -3800
World Cup 2014 - Group B winner
Thu 6/12 8121 Spain wins Group B -135
4:00PM 8122 Field wins Group B +115
Thu 6/12 8124 Netherlands wins Group B +220
4:00PM 8125 Field wins Group B -250
Thu 6/12 8127 Chile wins Group B +470
4:00PM 8128 Field wins Group B -590
Thu 6/12 8130 Australia wins Group B +5000
4:00PM 8131 Field wins Group B -9000
World Cup 2014 - Group C winner
Thu 6/12 8141 Colombia wins Group C -155
4:00PM 8142 Field wins Group C +135
Thu 6/12 8144 Japan wins Group C +420
4:00PM 8145 Field wins Group C -500
Thu 6/12 8147 Ivory Coast wins Group C +450
4:00PM 8148 Field wins Group C -550
Thu 6/12 8150 Greece wins Group C +850
4:00PM 8151 Field wins Group C -1200
World Cup 2014 - Group D winner
Thu 6/12 8161 Uruguay wins Group D +170
4:00PM 8162 Field wins Group D -195
Thu 6/12 8164 England wins Group D +220
4:00PM 8165 Field wins Group D -250
Thu 6/12 8167 Italy wins Group D +165
4:00PM 8168 Field wins Group D -185
Thu 6/12 8170 Costa Rica wins Group D +5000
4:00PM 8171 Field wins Group D -9000
World Cup 2014 - Group E winner
Thu 6/12 8181 France wins Group E -140
4:00PM 8182 Field wins Group E +120
Thu 6/12 8184 Switzerland wins Group E +300
4:00PM 8185 Field wins Group E -350
Thu 6/12 8187 Ecuador wins Group E +410
4:00PM 8188 Field wins Group E -485
Thu 6/12 8190 Honduras wins Group E +3000
4:00PM 8191 Field wins Group E -5000
World Cup 2014 - Group F winner
Thu 6/12 8201 Argentina wins Group F -375
4:00PM 8202 Field wins Group F +320
Thu 6/12 8204 Bosnia wins Group F +600
4:00PM 8205 Field wins Group F -800
Thu 6/12 8207 Nigeria wins Group F +850
4:00PM 8208 Field wins Group F -1200
Thu 6/12 8210 Iran wins Group F +4000
4:00PM 8211 Field wins Group F -7000
World Cup 2014 - Group G winner
Thu 6/12 8221 Germany wins Group G -175
4:00PM 8222 Field wins Group G +155
Thu 6/12 8224 Portugal wins Group G +290
4:00PM 8225 Field wins Group G -340
Thu 6/12 8227 USA wins Group G +1100
4:00PM 8228 Field wins Group G -1600
Thu 6/12 8230 Ghana wins Group G +1100
4:00PM 8231 Field wins Group G -1600
World Cup 2014 - Group H winner
Thu 6/12 8241 Belgium wins Group H -165
4:00PM 8242 Field wins Group H +145
Thu 6/12 8244 Russia wins Group H +250
4:00PM 8245 Field wins Group H -290
Thu 6/12 8247 South Korea wins Group H +825
4:00PM 8248 Field wins Group H -1175
Thu 6/12 8250 Algeria wins Group H +3000
4:00PM 8251 Field wins Group H -5000
World Cup 2014 - Group A Qualifier
Thu 6/12 8301 Brazil qualifies from Group A -2550
4:00PM 8302 Brazil does not advance +1625
Thu 6/12 8304 Mexico qualifies from Group A -105
4:00PM 8305 Mexico does not advance -115
Thu 6/12 8307 Croatia qualifies from Group A +105
4:00PM 8308 Croatia does not advance -125
Thu 6/12 8310 Cameroon qualifies from Group A +380
4:00PM 8311 Cameroon does not advance -450
World Cup 2014 - Group B Qualifier
Thu 6/12 8313 Spain qualifies from Group B -500
4:00PM 8314 Spain does not advance +420
Thu 6/12 8315 Netherlands qualifies from Group B -175
4:00PM 8316 Netherlands does not advance +155
Thu 6/12 8318 Chile qualifies from Group B +100
4:00PM 8319 Chile does not advance -120
Thu 6/12 8321 Australia qualifies from Group B +900
4:00PM 8322 Australia does not advance -1275
World Cup 2014 - Group C Qualifier
Thu 6/12 8324 Colombia qualifies from Group C -425
4:00PM 8325 Colombia does not advance +360
Thu 6/12 8327 Japan qualifies from Group C +105
4:00PM 8328 Japan does not advance -125
Thu 6/12 8330 Ivory Coast qualifies from Group C -110
4:00PM 8331 Ivory Coast does not advance -110
Thu 6/12 8333 Greece qualifies from Group C +200
4:00PM 8334 Greece does not advance -230
World Cup 2014 - Group D Qualifier
Thu 6/12 8336 Uruguay qualifies from Group D -250
4:00PM 8337 Uruguay does not advance +220
Thu 6/12 8339 England qualifies from Group D -155
4:00PM 8340 England does not advance +135
Thu 6/12 8342 Italy qualifies from Group D -245
4:00PM 8343 Italy does not advance +215
Thu 6/12 8345 Costa Rica qualifies from Group D +800
4:00PM 8346 Costa Rica does not advance -1150
World Cup 2014 - Group E Qualifier
Thu 6/12 8348 France qualifies from Group E -335
4:00PM 8349 France does not advance +285
Thu 6/12 8351 Switzerland qualifies from Group E -150
4:00PM 8352 Switzerland does not advance +130
Thu 6/12 8354 Ecuador qualifies from Group E -115
4:00PM 8355 Ecuador does not advance -105
Thu 6/12 8357 Honduras qualifies from Group E +550
4:00PM 8358 Honduras does not advance -725
World Cup 2014 - Group F Qualifier
Thu 6/12 8360 Argentina qualifies from Group F -1050
4:00PM 8361 Argentina does not advance +750
Thu 6/12 8363 Bosnia qualifies from Group F -150
4:00PM 8364 Bosnia does not advance +130
Thu 6/12 8366 Nigeria qualifies from Group F +120
4:00PM 8367 Nigeria does not advance -140
Thu 6/12 8369 Iran qualifies from Group F +650
4:00PM 8370 Iran does not advance -900
World Cup 2014 - Group G Qualifier
Thu 6/12 8372 Germany qualifies from Group G -900
4:00PM 8373 Germany does not advance +650
Thu 6/12 8375 Portugal qualifies from Group G -185
4:00PM 8376 Portugal does not advance +165
Thu 6/12 8378 USA qualifies from Group G +210
4:00PM 8379 USA does not advance -250
Thu 6/12 8381 Ghana qualifies from Group G +270
4:00PM 8382 Ghana does not advance -320
World Cup 2014 - Group H Qualifier
Thu 6/12 8384 Belgium qualifies from Group H -480
4:00PM 8385 Belgium does not advance +405
Thu 6/12 8387 Russia qualifies from Group H -250
4:00PM 8388 Russia does not advance +220
Thu 6/12 8390 South Korea qualifies from Group H +165
4:00PM 8391 South Korea does not advance -185
Thu 6/12 8393 Algeria qualifies from Group H +640
4:00PM 8394 Algeria does not advance -880
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@yoyoyo1 :patrice: mind explaining these? i'm a complete novice and it's not even for money, i'm trying to show some brehs the odds of nigeria winning or at least making it out of the group stage
 

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the funniest part was when she was like "who gets all the glory for your talent?"

and the kids are like "god? :yeshrug:"

:heh:

the lil golfer girl ethered the fukk outta her dad by winning that tourney where parents weren't allowed

i bet if they did a part 2, she'd be bossin him around the house
those kids seemed like they werent real people. it was strange.

One of the kids sat there like:dwillhuh:, just completely lost when she went on one of the God rants. :heh:

I have never seen a hippy Christian mom tho. her segments were really interesting.


The girl did look like a boss during that sit down segment later on. She was sitting htere like:mjpls: through most of it.
 

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@yoyoyo1 :patrice: mind explaining these? i'm a complete novice and it's not even for money, i'm trying to show some brehs the odds of nigeria winning or at least making it out of the group stage


World Cup 2014 - Group F Qualifier

Argentina qualifies from Group F -1050
Argentina does not advance +750

Bosnia qualifies from Group F -150
Bosnia does not advance +130

Nigeria qualifies from Group F +120
Nigeria does not advance -140

Iran qualifies from Group F +650
Iran does not advance -900


-1050 is basically betting 1050 dollars to win 100 that Argentina qualifies... basically its certain
-900 is betting 900 dollars to win 100 dollar that Iran doesn't qualify.. this is certain too

Bosnia and Nigeria will fight it out for second spot, with Bosnia being the slight favorite to advance.

Bosnia - bet 150 to win 100 so they qualify. (aka, favorites)
Nigeria - bet 100 to win 120 so they qualify. (underdogs)

I'm guessing they think Argies will win all 3 matches, Iran will lose all 3, and it comes down to Bosnia/Nigeria to see who gets 2nd.

That being said Nigeria is just +103 to beat Iran, thought they'd be more of a favorite.
 

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World Cup 2014 - Group F Qualifier

Argentina qualifies from Group F -1050
Argentina does not advance +750

Bosnia qualifies from Group F -150
Bosnia does not advance +130

Nigeria qualifies from Group F +120
Nigeria does not advance -140

Iran qualifies from Group F +650
Iran does not advance -900


-1050 is basically betting 1050 dollars to win 100 that Argentina qualifies... basically its certain
-900 is betting 900 dollars to win 100 dollar that Iran doesn't qualify.. this is certain too

Bosnia and Nigeria will fight it out for second spot, with Bosnia being the slight favorite to advance.

Bosnia - bet 150 to win 100 so they qualify. (aka, favorites)
Nigeria - bet 100 to win 120 so they qualify. (underdogs)

I'm guessing they think Argies will win all 3 matches, Iran will lose all 3, and it comes down to Bosnia/Nigeria to see who gets 2nd.

That being said Nigeria is just +103 to beat Iran, thought they'd be more of a favorite.
damn i need nigeria to have a chance to make this a solid sales pitch. looks like betting odds will only hurt here

gonna go with plan b, their possibility is to watch 1f v 1e, a france/argetina match is pretty appealing, at least nominally
 

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those kids seemed like they werent real people. it was strange.

One of the kids sat there like:dwillhuh:, just completely lost when she went on one of the God rants. :heh:

I have never seen a hippy Christian mom tho. her segments were really interesting.


The girl did look like a boss during that sit down segment later on. She was sitting htere like:mjpls: through most of it.
im willing to bet she found her god hanging out with timothy leary. they didnt have the scope to go into her actual beliefs, but my interest was piqued. she didnt come off as evangelical christian, but she was still overbearing like them, if that makes sense
 

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Finished the Trophy Kids. Never has a documentary so succinctly captured a group of people who have such utter disdain for their own lives.

My favorite were the tennis kids. The whole time they were looking at the camera like "This bytch :skip:"

They were in the phase that you go through growing up where you consciously become aware of the fact that a lot of what your parents tell you (not all of it) is/was utter bullshyt.

Most awkward segments was with the football kid and his dad. You can tell that nikka listened to too much Drake, every single conversation he had tears welling up and his dad wasn't even really saying anything all that hurtful. I could see it being slightly intimidating but some things he said were some softballs. I hope his boo doesn't watch :avbehh:

Most egregious was the golf dad. I enjoyed how HBO kept the film rolling but accentuated his groans and cussing under his breath, then his whole spiel about making the kid believe in your dream. Is that shyt real life? It's one thing if you're so caught up in having your child succeed that you fail to recognize the absurdity of what you're doing, but to be cognizant of what you're doing while you're doing it just makes him seem overwhelmingly cretinous.

The slimy frosted tips breh got his comeuppance with his son only achieving D2. Enough said really, though it was slightly disheartening to see that that was alright with him, one last ditch effort at being shown in an OK light.
 

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im willing to bet she found her god hanging out with timothy leary. they didnt have the scope to go into her actual beliefs, but my interest was piqued. she didnt come off as evangelical christian, but she was still overbearing like them, if that makes sense
I feel like she is a Mormon.

Finished the Trophy Kids. Never has a documentary so succinctly captured a group of people who have such utter disdain for their own lives.

My favorite were the tennis kids. The whole time they were looking at the camera like "This bytch :skip:"

They were in the phase that you go through growing up where you consciously become aware of the fact that a lot of what your parents tell you (not all of it) is/was utter bullshyt.

Most awkward segments was with the football kid and his dad. You can tell that nikka listened to too much Drake, every single conversation he had tears welling up and his dad wasn't even really saying anything all that hurtful. I could see it being slightly intimidating but some things he said were some softballs. I hope his boo doesn't watch :avbehh:

Most egregious was the golf dad. I enjoyed how HBO kept the film rolling but accentuated his groans and cussing under his breath, then his whole spiel about making the kid believe in your dream. Is that shyt real life? It's one thing if you're so caught up in having your child succeed that you fail to recognize the absurdity of what you're doing, but to be cognizant of what you're doing while you're doing it just makes him seem overwhelmingly cretinous.

The slimy frosted tips breh got his comeuppance with his son only achieving D2. Enough said really, though it was slightly disheartening to see that that was alright with him, one last ditch effort at being shown in an OK light.
that boy is charmin soft and didnt want to play football, but his dad needed to recognize that and fall back. That light skin Terry Cloth boy isnt even that good. He looked so damn slow and stiff on that field.

Frosty tip dad was a nutjob. He seemed seedy too. I bet he made a lot of money off the housing crisis.

I think those two illustrated the problem with parents like that. There kids arent that good, yet they keep pushing them as if that extra bit of yelling and fear is going to turn them into Tiger or Kobe. Its not breh.

And the golf dad just seemed like a loser.

Also a bit interested that the other parent wasnt in the picture for none of the stories, except Drake fan.
Did this breh really point to himself? :banderas:



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