Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Ohms Law]

Yea but there's neaux weigh I'm positing it here for the wolves to feast on

Does she Post provocative pics though

 

[Ohms Law]

My job 80% time is people wining and dining me to spend money with them. shyt becomes a curse at some point.


RvP

Are you a male escort ?

 

[Montez]

Are you a male escort ?

My client has been fukking me these last two months, so I feel that way.

 

[Grams]

Does she Post provocative pics though

Nope but the way she dressed during class WHOOOOOOOOAH LAWD them tight dresses b myyyyyyy goodness. Breh I'ma have to slide her my number on some g shyt

 

[Roadie pipeher]

i'm listening to this rkelly album.. old man definitely hitting 2nd childhood. i shouldn't have listened at looking at that tracklist.

 

[mastermind]

Are you a male escort ?

lol

 

[Montez]

i'm listening to this rkelly album.. old man definitely hitting 2nd childhood. i shouldn't have listened at looking at that tracklist.

+1

 

[Grams]

I'm thinking about it no simp but beauty really is in the eye of the beholder. That might be one of truest quotes if not the truest quote in world history. One man's "most beautiful girl ever seen" could be the next manz @Ohms Law you would prob think she not even all that

 

[yoyoyo1]

@Grams, you should take that balotelli blue eyes thing and run with it.

most people know about him so it should be fairly easy

 

[Premeditated]

that shyt looks tragic as fukk

that shyt don't even look right on darkskin people

ethnic Italians don't even have blue eyes if that's what he was going for.

This is worse than nappy headed euro Negros players conking their hair. His black girlfriend needs to tell him to take it off. But then again, she does wear weave so...

 

[yoyoyo1]

You can't not give Mario a pass on this though. His whole life has been on that " and what nikka" philosophy.

 

[Premeditated]

of course I give him a pass. He is coming around little by little.

 

[Grams]

@yoyoyo1 check my new post in the bleach thread

 

[yoyoyo1]

TFC sign this guy "Gilberto" from Internacional as a DP. Never heard of him TBH. This is probably a good sign they actually did some homework..

lol @ this tho

 

[phillycavsfan]

MLS silly season in full effect.

- Steve Zakuani to the Timbers
- Conor Doyle to DC United
- Dallas and Seattle swap Adam Moffat and Kenny Cooper
- Bobby Convey to RBNY
- Seattle's already added Stefan Frei, Tristan Bowen, and Chad Marshall.

Meanwhile the Union just sit still, waving their dikks in the air.