Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Roadie pipeher]

Cats are GOAT a$$holes....and for that fukk em and basically any other pets

 

[dem bath salts]

Cats are cool but you shouldn't have them around young children. Mean little b*stards to the other little b*stards

 

[KOTK]

Hi, I'm Nwankwo Kanu and every time my heart skip-skips a beat, I turn to Molly Water: the original and the best.

 

[Montez]

At 7:30. That's my Striker

 

[KOTK]

Let's play guess the size of the "hotel room" I've stayed in last night, tonight and also will be tomorrow night. Go...
















CONGRATULATIONS!!!! If you guessed 4 sqm-ish, I'd say you're about right.

World: Hurry the fukk up and get to CL O'clock.

 

[yoyoyo1]

lol I'm watching yesterdays highlights and has chicarita got some nerve or what

does that "im leaving" retweet then misses an open net next game he plays

 

[Jutt]

Ran through a rough soccer podcast yesterday with some homies



Not too bad....needs some work though

 

[Sam Peel]

ronaldo is so lucky

 

[dem bath salts]

kicktv pre game

 

[dennis roadman]

I die every time I see it.

Brehs, it's my born day and I'm kinda depressed. Bout to buy a puppy or move to Colombia and find the true meaning of life.

i suspect @KOTK will feel me on this, but finding the meaning of life in foreign countries can be depressing too. not permanently, and i think it's necessary to do tbh, but all the nervous energy about not givin a fukk and seeing new places etc etc can easily become " what the fukk did i just do and why"

shyt im doin it right now. stayin with the one angry ass non-talkin ass brazilian in the whole country, and its been raining too so even the beach is a no-go

so basically we're all fukked, might as well see weird shyt while we're at it enjoy baranquilla breh

 

[naijaboi]

Time to give whoop these Germans for celebrating on our pitch

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Isn't that what Lost in Translation is about?

I've never seen it. I just know it's Bill Murray in some Asian country. I could be totally off base right now

 

[dennis roadman]

Isn't that what Lost in Translation is about?

I've never seen it. I just know it's Bill Murray in some Asian country. I could be totally off base right now

i might watch that movie if i'm in the house tonight. suppose it's supposed to be kinda funny but it might hit home and make me shed some tears

 

[mson]

Barcelona vs Milan

 

[KOTK]

Now listen, let's get one thing straight: in the hours you're here, taking care of my mother, no ganja. Okay?