Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[SCORCH]

Think somebody on Soccer Saturday mentioned Townsend signed a new deal worth about 16k pw and Merson was like "who the hell is his agent "

 

[yoyoyo1]

Spurs can bring in whoever the fukk they want but they won't ever be more than a headless chicken team relying on one guy to do something crazy and create.

 

[yoyoyo1]

today is on some alternate reality shyt though, I'd have been all over Fio/Juve but I said fukk it and woke up late blanking out about this NY/Houston game

that shield is a possibility

 

[Roaden Polynice]

I don't even get the point of those pick-up girl prank videos.

They're not even that funny. "Dude, let's go and ask a bunch of random girls on the street if they want to have sex!!"

"Let's go talk to people with a hard-on, it's funny, because it's a penis hahaha"

fukk outta here with that

And I realized while watching those Vine compilations, most of those videos are just the lowest, laziest, base humor that anyone can think of, and it sorta goes along with those prank pick up videos

 

[yoyoyo1]

so you're saying 6 second clips should have more gravitas?


Villa's fans are great. If the situation was reversed Spurs fans would be booing and quiet.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

so you're saying 6 second clips should have more gravitas?

Not more gravitas, they're just not funny when they're trying to be, that's all. And I noticed a lot of them rely on boring racist jokes and stereotypes. Sorta like if TLR had a skit show.

Good goal

 

[Gandolpiffini]

Soldado finally

 

[gho3st]

Andros "shoot on sight" Townsend

 

[Gandolpiffini]

Andros "shoot on sight" Townsend

cant cross for shyt

 

[mastermind]

Andros "shoot on sight" Townsend

cant cross for shyt

taking Bale's place I see

 

[gho3st]

cant cross for shyt

nah he can cross. He just like to shoot more

 

[Roaden Polynice]

I don't get Townsend.

He's simultaneously shyt and dangerous.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

I don't get Townsend.

He's simultaneously shyt and dangerous.

Hes this weeks poster child of Englands got Talent


I like him tho, I fukks with the direct style

 

[yoyoyo1]

coli users remind me of MLS nerds, they try too hard to get offended about things and create wins out of nothing

*15 year old indonesian isnt impressed with MLS and writes about it on his blogspot*
*gets shared by all the try-hard MLS fans and legitimately discussed for a day*

*some attractive white chick is posted*
*she's nothing, check out this 5/10 black girl dressed in traditional african garb, what a queen *


*breaks down MLS All-Star game and what it means for the league's image in a 10,000 word piece*
*finds one vaguely racist comment and writes why them CACs are mad in a 10,000 word piece*

 

[turek44]