Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!
I'm getting tired of trimming it lately
I like my shyt 3-5 days old on some Clooney shyt but my beard and moustache grow too fast and 10 days after I look like a proper bum
Same here, after 6/7 days(ewww)
i don't care if this has already been posted.
Roaden Polynice
Superstar
dennis roadman
nuclear war in my bag
chick in the white shirt says she's tired of soccer players 
being run through by the whole 2012 santos squad will do that tbf
being run through by the whole 2012 santos squad will do that tbf
Sam Peel
Banned
Sylvie>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>syd and alex
at least it was a championship squadbeing run through by the whole 2012 santos squad will do that tbf
dennis roadman
nuclear war in my bag
at least it was a championship squad
the other ones talkin bout kaka and one goes "everyone likes kaka huh...he's faithful [to his significant other]"which leads me to my next point, brazilian girls will definitely date down in terms of attractiveness in exchange for faithfulness. there's a whole epidemic of bummy lookin dudes getting with dimes because of this. the ladies' men down there fukked it all up
@Hollister confirm this for me please
Roaden Polynice
Superstar
I was just thinking about it that one of my serious fears but barely ever realized or registering is the prospect of laying with a tranny. 
I know it's Vegas type odds that I ever run into a tranny, and then sleep with the tranny but that shyt freaks me out.
It's so inspired, so devious yet so simple
And I realized that I'm actually sorta bad at spotting trannies. My record when watching the Maury tranny specials leaves much to be desired
There was a story in colorado a few years back about a dude who picked up a broad, took her to a motel and slept with her.
They both fell asleep and he woke in the middle of the night and came to the realization
He took a fire extinguisher to her head while she slept. His statement was that he just kept hitting her until it stopped moving
It's terrible, but I can't judge cos I dunno what I'd do in that situation
Trannies and snakes, my bête-noires
I know it's Vegas type odds that I ever run into a tranny, and then sleep with the tranny but that shyt freaks me out.
It's so inspired, so devious yet so simple
And I realized that I'm actually sorta bad at spotting trannies. My record when watching the Maury tranny specials leaves much to be desired
There was a story in colorado a few years back about a dude who picked up a broad, took her to a motel and slept with her.
They both fell asleep and he woke in the middle of the night and came to the realization
He took a fire extinguisher to her head while she slept. His statement was that he just kept hitting her until it stopped moving
It's terrible, but I can't judge cos I dunno what I'd do in that situation
Trannies and snakes, my bête-noires
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Arrogance.
King Novak of Melbourne, the First of His Name
Woke up in the middle of the night and came to the realization 
I was just thinking about it that one of my serious fears but barely ever realized or registering is the prospect of laying with a tranny.
I know it's Vegas type odds that I ever run into a tranny, and then sleep with the tranny but that shyt freaks me out.
It's so inspired, so devious yet so simple
And I realized that I'm actually sorta bad at spotting trannies. My record when watching the Maury tranny specials leaves much to be desired
There was a story in colorado a few years back about a dude who picked up a broad, took her to a motel and slept with her.
They both fell asleep and he woke in the middle of the night and came to the realization
He took a fire extinguisher to her head while she slept. His statement was that he just kept hitting her until it stopped moving
It's terrible, but I can judge cos I dunno what I'd do in that situation
Trannies and snakes, my bête-noires
Y.O.L.O. Brazil 2014 gonna be popping
On a serious note, voice, feet, and make up are dead give a way imo. Too much make up = over compensating for their lack of womanness. Maybe living in NY has honed these skills but you would know push comes to shove.
dennis roadman
nuclear war in my bag
@penfield what if you met a woman, fell in love, married her, etc etc but found out she was born a boy? a perfectly constructed woman borne from a male's body 
@Montez wait till that Thailand technology arrives on our shores. shyt aint cool breh. i'm all for people deciding what they want to do with their lives and their own genitals and identities and such but there should be a Tranny Code that says that they will be up front about their situation to any possibly suitors
a perfectly constructed woman borne from a male's body @Montez wait till that Thailand technology arrives on our shores. shyt aint cool breh. i'm all for people deciding what they want to do with their lives and their own genitals and identities and such but there should be a Tranny Code that says that they will be up front about their situation to any possibly suitors
I was just thinking about it that one of my serious fears but barely ever realized or registering is the prospect of laying with a tranny.
I know it's Vegas type odds that I ever run into a tranny, and then sleep with the tranny but that shyt freaks me out.
It's so inspired, so devious yet so simple
And I realized that I'm actually sorta bad at spotting trannies. My record when watching the Maury tranny specials leaves much to be desired
There was a story in colorado a few years back about a dude who picked up a broad, took her to a motel and slept with her.
They both fell asleep and he woke in the middle of the night and came to the realization
He took a fire extinguisher to her head while she slept. His statement was that he just kept hitting her until it stopped moving
It's terrible, but I can't judge cos I dunno what I'd do in that situation
Trannies and snakes, my bête-noires
nikka already got the built-in excuse.... Do you breh nobody is going to judge you 
@penfield what if you met a woman, fell in love, married her, etc etc but found out she was born a boy?
@Montez wait till that Thailand technology arrives on our shores. shyt aint cool breh. i'm all for people deciding what they want to do with their lives and their own genitals and identities and such but there should be a Tranny Code that says that they will be up front about their situation to any possibly suitors
that's not a man
no Adam's apple 
Hopefully he can tell a difference between a real vagina and a catcher's mitt before he wifes her.@penfield what if you met a woman, fell in love, married her, etc etc but found out she was born a boy?
@Montez wait till that Thailand technology arrives on our shores. shyt aint cool breh. i'm all for people deciding what they want to do with their lives and their own genitals and identities and such but there should be a Tranny Code that says that they will be up front about their situation to any possibly suitors
