Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[NSSVO]

Beckham's signed a 1 year deal with Arsenal.

http://blog.foxsoccer.com/post/61056630788/beckham-signs-1-year-contract-with-arsenal

 

[dennis roadman]

Brehs 20 is too late to start my F1 career right? I wanna drop out of school and I think I got the tekks

i'm 27 and i'm starting my career tomorrow. i drive a corolla in my everyday life btw

join me

 

[SmarkMero]

 

[Grams]

i'm 27 and i'm starting my career tomorrow. i drive a corolla in my everyday life btw

join me

You can be Vettel I'm gonna be Webber

 

[Jax]

http://www.marca.com/2013/09/13/futbol/equipos/real_madrid/1379067561.html
He even nutmegged him

 

[EQ.]

It has begun

 

[yoyoyo1]

 

[mastermind]

and the little political pot shot they took at the end too.

 

[yoyoyo1]

it seems that the more soccer is in the news, the bigger backlash its getting.

us/mexico, dc united's healthcare thing.

the amount of blind hatred/ignorance being linked on twitter is

which is funny. because people in britain are tired of "football football football" and its like the online soccer community here thrives on overkill.

 

[phillycavsfan]

My fantasy team's a mess with injuries and such, so I had to cave in and use that wildcard. Made WHOLESALE changes.

Told Walcott to fack off and copped Ozil. Also had to drop Coutinho to bring on Erik Lamela.

 

[Grams]

I can't believe I was careless enough to forget M617 as one of the funniest trolls on the site

oh lawd......when i was fukking a chick with another dude in a threesome for the first and only time. i was getting head while he was hitting it from the back. i was watching how he fukked and couldnt keep my eyes off it and he was hitting it like a jack hammer making her moan so good she had to stop giving me head and put her head in the sheets he just looked at me and laughed and shrugged. it made me go limp because i realized i could never hit like that. he wasnt even that much bigger than me either but just had a better stroke game and i think he was coming in at an angle. 20 minutes later i ended up sticking it in right after him and finished but she was already done and i was deflated

Ayoooo

 

[Grams]

MLS just favorited a tweet in which this guy asked if Mesut Ozil was Gollum from lord of the rings

Of course he bottled it and spelled it Golem

 

[nomoreneveragain]

I just found out some bum ass Midfielder who got traded to the Dynamo ... Makes less money than me, is smashing Alex Morgan

I failed at life

 

[yoyoyo1]

I just found out some bum ass Midfielder who got traded to the Dynamo ... Makes less money than me, is smashing Alex Morgan

I failed at life

 

[dennis roadman]

I can't believe I was careless enough to forget M617 as one of the funniest trolls on the site



Ayoooo

i cant believe i remember this, but a while back he and yogurt were going back and forth over top methods to take the best dikk pics. shyt was