Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[mastermind]

i cant believe i remember this, but a while back he and yogurt were going back and forth over top methods to take the best dikk pics. shyt was

 

[Premeditated]

I can't believe I was careless enough to forget M617 as one of the funniest trolls on the site



Ayoooo

I haven't seen dude posts for months, don't tell me in got ban.


btw, check the other goat gay troll I have in my sig.

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

I can't believe I was careless enough to forget M617 as one of the funniest trolls on the site



Ayoooo

You don't see quality troll posting these days. Him and BuckeyeFever have me rolling with their posts.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

I was just thinking about the Mayweather fight, and how Canelo is fighting a dude 13 years older than him.

Imagine fighting an old nikka 13 years older than you

Mayweather gotta win

 

[concise]

I just found out some bum ass Midfielder who got traded to the Dynamo ... Makes less money than me, is smashing Alex Morgan

I failed at life

Carrasco, just heard it during the game.

I did not even know there were trades in this league.

And I remember seeing this tweet the other day



and nobody knew what the hell was going on til he showed up the other night playing for Toronto.

I originally thought he was about to kill himself.

 

[mastermind]

Carrasco, just heard it during the game.

I did not even know there were trades in this league.

And I remember seeing this tweet the other day



and nobody knew what the hell was going on til he showed up the other night playing for Toronto.

I originally thought he was about to kill himself.

 

[phillycavsfan]

Those struggle backflips from Oba Martins are looking more every time I see him score.

 

[concise]

Sounders set up a flamethrower behind the nets to go off when they score?

 

[yoyoyo1]

Seattle


you all hear the GOAT chris lilley is back in november?

 

[dennis roadman]

Seattle


you all hear the GOAT chris lilley is back in november?

link?

 

[yoyoyo1]

link?

http://www.theguardian.com/culture/australia-culture-blog/2013/sep/10/chris-lilley-ja-mie

best article ive read on it so far, the rest are just blurbs

 

[dennis roadman]

i wonder if any of his other characters will show up.

time for him to start using split screens, i wanna see jonah and daniel square off, or one of them harass ja'mie

 

[EQ.]

Spurs & hull bouta ball hard 2moro brehs, just had chinese and the fortune cookie said as much #mysteriesfromtheorient

 

[QuintessentialBM]

SATURDAY
7:45 am EST: Manchester United v. Crystal Palace (Old Trafford) *NBCSN
10:00 am EST: Sunderland v. Arsenal (Stadium of Light) *NBCSN
10:00 am EST: Aston Villa v. Newcastle United (Villa Park) *Premier League Extra Time
10:00 am EST: Fulham v. West Brom (Craven Cottage) *Premier League Extra Time
10:00 am EST: Hull City v. Cardiff City (KC Stadium) *Premier League Extra Time
10:00 am EST: Tottenham v. Norwich City (White Hart Lane) *Premier League Extra Time
10:00 am EST: Stoke City v. Manchester City (Britannia Stadium) *Premier League Extra Time
12:30 pm EST: Everton v. Chelsea (Goodison Park) *NBC
SUNDAY
11:00am EST: Southampton v. West Ham (St. Mary’s Stadium) *NBCSN
MONDAY
3:00pm: Swansea v. Liverpool (Liberty Stadium) *NBCSN

 

[Capitol]

I don't think I have checked in with you brehs since I started college. Haven't been able to follow soccer much either so how did Moyes win the transfer window?