Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[gho3st]

hug lasted a good 15-20 seconds....



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Chelsea fans....

 

[Sam Peel]

jose bounced

 

[Jax]

Real need bale though

 

[QuintessentialBM]

jose bounced

Mad as f**k....

 

[frush11]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23600004

Damn

 

[frush11]

We need another damn striker, real quality CM and atleast one more CB

Fixed

 

[frush11]

I was watching a porn scene from the 70's, and the music sounded very familiar, and then it hit me me. That Les Nubians's 'Makeda' had the same melody. Just found out the song is by Herbie Hancock, wonder if he ever got paid off that. Cause they just looped the melody over and over.

comes in at the 1:44 mark

 

[Christian3o5]

witnessed Ronaldo play in person

 

[SCORCH]

Ronaldo

Has Mata's minutes been shorter under Mourinho this preseason? @SCORCH

Confederation Cup players joined up late and then Mata injured himself before the game last night.

EDIT: Eid Mubarak to the akhis

 

[Gilver]

I tell you brehs, trying to talk to these dumb girls with no craic/bantz whatsoever is infuriating. It's hard to get across how clever and funny you are when you have nothing to work with.

Not like they not interested or anything either, they just have no bantz

Don't know if i can be arsed with the graft anymore tbh.

I can't go to smart girls though, because then i can't get my sleeze on, they want too much romance and being proper at first, cba with that.

 

[Liu Kang]

This super filtered photos are an embarrasement.
We can't have normal photos anymore ? Do they all need to be instragramed the fukk up ?
Lately, I have the feeling that this world is going to a direction I will never go... Was watching a transhumanism documentary and some extremely bright minds (mostly americans in Google, Intel and them) envisaged a near future where we'll all be connected in some type of huge network where everything will be known and shared. Fukkin Diamandis and Kurzweil

 

[Krishan101]

So now Suarez says he's doing everything to "uphold the LFC badge" .... Man is seriously bi-polar

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

So now Suarez says he's doing everything to "uphold the LFC badge" .... Man is seriously bi-polar

He wants the move, so pretend you humble and go massage that bin dipper ego

 

[yoyoyo1]

DC bout to pull a Wigan

I'm not sure how I feel about this


You know what, I love the CCL format now. It's more ruthless and one mistake/bad game can fukk it up (like RSL AND Chivas last year), but they cut the games by half. Then you don't have teams taking it easy playing reserve teams away because they know they can get it done at home. Yesterday Club America and SKC put out their top sides and got it done. Every "big" team has played either a B+ or A side so far. Every game counts and it's only 4 extra games (2 or 3 if results go your way) and provides max incentive to go out there and play 100%.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

This super filtered photos are an embarrasement.
We can't have normal photos anymore ? Do they all need to be instragramed the fukk up ?
Lately, I have the feeling that this world is going to a direction I will never go... Was watching a transhumanism documentary and some extremely bright minds (mostly americans in Google, Intel and them) envisaged a near future where we'll all be connected in some type of huge network where everything will be known and shared. Fukkin Diamandis and Kurzweil

That's been the MO of Silicon Valley and Google for years now. That breh Sergey Brin thinks he's playing god over there, planning AI HAL 9000 prototypes in the google labs and shyt.

That idea of all information being shared is funnily always said by the Rap Genius dudes.