Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Mané Swagincha]

Captain Fantastic still got it

 

[Liu Kang]

i always happened to knock down girls that were a year or two ahead of me. last thing they wanted was for everyone to know they were fukkin a younger breh. so nobody knew i was gettin that in. gave me complete immunity to eat p*ssy and stick fingers in buttholes without rep damage, no coli

never put my tongue in there tho

Did you wipe your finger on the girl after or did you make her taste her ass ?

so many times i've had to resist. find myself heading in that direction and had to pretend like i was going somewhere else the whole time like paul pierce

Pierce did all that dribling to finally get where he and Chandler were at first

 

[Liu Kang]

On the real, I kinda automatically go down on the girl, I just... like that.
It tastes so good and it's even better when the holy hole has marinated all day
Your girl convulsing off that tongue game >>>


EDIT : Something weird happened to me a few days ago. I was taking my tea (citrus fruits flavoured) and when I tasted it to know if it wasn't still too hot, well, my spoon tasted exactly like p*ssy
Have something similar ever happend to y'all... (happened to me while eating a french frie at a Mc donalds once)

 

[BOBN]

higuain is having a medical at napoli today

and now real are gonna have some funds to get suarez

ivan gazidis

wenger

both of them being played like hoes across europe

being a lifelong fan of arsenal football club...the biggest of all.

They tried

As per the theory that post 2006 is footballs dark ages, it seems there are fukk all strikers.

Wenger doesnt rate Higuain. Deep down he knows hes a bum, but he was willing to give him a home at the right price. Suarez? yeah hes cool when hes not trying his shyt nutmegs but thats just panic bidding based on the fact theres literally nobody else in the whole world. Football

If the club gave up on this wild goose chase of trying to find a "top striker" and just strengthened midfield and the wing(s) then that will be that.

Realistically I think we should have gone for Daniel Sturridge in Jan and trusted him you know

 

[Liu Kang]

@Bury Da Bwoy ,
Since you're the UK underground music specialist in here, do you know if this song was ever released ? I'm fiendin for the entire track

Hobbs's voice so sexy

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

@Bury Da Bwoy ,
Since you're the UK underground music specialist in here, do you know if this song was ever released ? I'm fiendin for the entire track

Hobbs's voice so sexy

Nah breh im afraid. Unless it got given away for free which sometimes happens. I'll have a look for you 2nite when I get home from work

U rite about mary anne hobbs tho

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

They tried

As per the theory that post 2006 is footballs dark ages, it seems there are fukk all strikers.

Wenger doesnt rate Higuain. Deep down he knows hes a bum, but he was willing to give him a home at the right price. Suarez? yeah hes cool when hes not trying his shyt nutmegs but thats just panic bidding based on the fact theres literally nobody else in the whole world. Football

If the club gave up on this wild goose chase of trying to find a "top striker" and just strengthened midfield and the wing(s) then that will be that.

Realistically I think we should have gone for Daniel Sturridge in Jan and trusted him you know

Its just frustrating watching how easily wenger and co. are getting manipulated and disrespected lol. I didn't even think getting a striker was a top priority. Sorting that mess of a midfield out is. And they couldn't have picked a worse year to look for a striker when every club and their mum are trying to buy one

 

[ThaPrez]

Is Suarez gonna score twice as many goals as either Podolski or Higuain? Do we complain every summer about on the cheap Gervinho type signings? Will he make us better?


Might as well sign him.


Miss me with that Sturridge talk. We already got Theo and Ox who aren’t dissimilar.

 

[concise]

SoccerAmerica - USA-El Salvador match draws 1.2 overnight rating on FOX 07/22/2013



I didn't know this game was on FOX.

Chivas USA and by extension MLS getting fukking murdered on twitter right now after the debacle on Real Sports

questionnaires to all youth players asking their ethnicity

link to the show?

 

[KOTK]

They tried

As per the theory that post 2006 is footballs dark ages, it seems there are fukk all strikers.

Wenger doesnt rate Higuain. Deep down he knows hes a bum, but he was willing to give him a home at the right price. Suarez? yeah hes cool when hes not trying his shyt nutmegs but thats just panic bidding based on the fact theres literally nobody else in the whole world. Football

If the club gave up on this wild goose chase of trying to find a "top striker" and just strengthened midfield and the wing(s) then that will be that.

Realistically I think we should have gone for Daniel Sturridge in Jan and trusted him you know

Sturridge is a solid shout. Suarez I'll be elated. Higuain? Nah. Cavani or Falcao should've been very viable per the club's plans but oil money fukked up the game.

 

[KOTK]

"Your racists are worse than ours."



I'd like to think when most people think of Chelsea now they think Drogba, Lampard, Cech and guys like that. Especially Didi tbh

Clopper Harris, Bates Motel, Cutty from The Wire, and Big Man. You absolute shower of c*nts.

Peace to Frank LeBouef though.

 

[BOBN]

Is Suarez gonna score twice as many goals as either Podolski or Higuain? Do we complain every summer about on the cheap Gervinho type signings? Will he make us better?


Might as well sign him.


Miss me with that Sturridge talk. We already got Theo and Ox who aren’t dissimilar.

Humour me, how is oxlade-chamberlain similar to sturridge? late last season there were rumblings from liverpool fans that sturridges technique was better than suarez. In terms of english football hes a special talent, let him play his natural CF position for a extended period and who knows how good he can become.

Suarez has had one good season in england. The season prior he was a laughing stock for the amount of misses. He guarentees fukk all, doesnt even guarentee you game time.

 

[ThaPrez]

Humour me, how is oxlade-chamberlain similar to sturridge? late last season there were rumblings from liverpool fans that sturridges technique was better than suarez. In terms of english football hes a special talent, let him play his natural CF position for a extended period and who knows how good he can become.

Suarez has had one good season in england. The season prior he was a laughing stock for the amount of misses. He guarentees fukk all, doesnt even guarentee you game time.

Pacey young English talents who may well realise their potential but will need 3 or 4 years of development to get there....

Suarez is more polished and much closer to the finished articles.

I don't care about "rumblings from liverpool fans" thank you very much because:

a) they're usually talking shyte
b) they're talking shyte in this instance... Sturridge technically better than Suarez? I'll let that John Henry twat reply to that for me.

Finally "In terms of English football"..... exactly... fukk English football, get the best players you can in relation to world or european football.

 

[mastermind]

Realistically I think we should have gone for Daniel Sturridge in Jan and trusted him you know

Sorting that mess of a midfield out is. And they couldn't have picked a worse year to look for a striker when every club and their mum are trying to buy one

mess of a midfield? We need a creative type, and thats it.

and dont mention that clown Fellaini.

 

[yoyoyo1]

lol @ the random nasri hate from the crowd