Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

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I'm white lads.

When i hit it from the back, i don't want to hear the slapping of flab :huhldup:

I want to hear the knocking of bones :ahh:
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It's like Nicki minaj with her arse implants, how misguided is her picture of beauty that she would actually desire to look fatter?:wtf:

She's an embarrassment, and frankly a terrible role model for young girls.


They'll be out here eating burgers every day to get that arse. They'll just get fat. And some mug will shag them, which will encourage them to stay fat.
 

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There's an award out here called rear of the year and this girl won it once

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This was years ago. Me and my brehs were on the train when we saw it on the metro (newspaper) and we all started :laff:
 

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this is very plausible, and i actually applaud it. that thread is near gem-less and really pretentious. the thread manifestation of reincar mattafact

i sent her a pm with :obama: in it. she laughed. pretttttty sure she wants my dikk brehs. i'll keep you posted

Tread carefully brother, the internet has many faces :youngsabo:
 

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It's like Nicki minaj with her arse implants, how misguided is her picture of beauty that she would actually desire to look fatter?:wtf:

She's an embarrassment, and frankly a terrible role model for young girls.


They'll be out here eating burgers every day to get that arse. They'll just get fat. And some mug will shag them, which will encourage them to stay fat.

agree with all of this.

a fat ass is natural. not all fat girls have fat asses and some rail thin girls have fatasses. i think we can all agree to that.

so in that case...what's wrong with a naturally plump butt on a woman?
 

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There's an award out here called rear of the year and this girl won it once

TaYWJ.jpg


:upsetfavre:

This was years ago. Me and my brehs were on the train when we saw it on the metro (newspaper) and we all started :laff:
:damn:come on brits
Tread carefully brother, the internet has many faces :youngsabo:

:what:why are you trying to come between us
 

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There's an award out here called rear of the year and this girl won it once

TaYWJ.jpg


:upsetfavre:

This was years ago. Me and my brehs were on the train when we saw it on the metro (newspaper) and we all started :laff:
what is this? :what:


her ass looks like it bites back ffs.

agree with all of this.

a fat ass is natural. not all fat girls have fat asses and some rail thin girls have fatasses. i think we can all agree to that.

so in that case...what's wrong with a naturally plump butt on a woman?

yeah, I would bang out Nicki but her ass being fake does make it weird.

But nothing is wrong with a nice plump ass girl who was born that way. Its soft and nice for laying and pounding.
 

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agree with all of this.

a fat ass is natural. not all fat girls have fat asses and some rail thin girls have fatasses. i think we can all agree to that.

so in that case...what's wrong with a naturally plump butt on a woman?

Nothing, just a bit of light trolling.

I am actually very much toward a bigger arse lover than the average british man.

The way the country went mad for pippa middletons arse was shameful :snoop:
 

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There's an award out here called rear of the year and this girl won it once

TaYWJ.jpg


:upsetfavre:

This was years ago. Me and my brehs were on the train when we saw it on the metro (newspaper) and we all started :laff:

This country is shocking in terms of it's taste in woman. Although charlotte did look quite good for a spell.

I mean tulisa sexiest woman in fhm or w/e the fukk it was(who reads that type of shyte? watch porn ffs)

Most of our women are sheep in the extreme. Cheryl Cole had red hair once and then 90% of women in the country had it, i mean really?:childplease:

Fake tan ffs...we're a fukking shambles tbh. The gems are all too rare. Sad thing is despite the stereotype that our women are shyt, it's much more a fact of making themselves look shyt rather than genetics. It's not as if they're eastern european men.

Take off all the shyt and give them a bit of fashion advice and the gem % would multiply.
 

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Fake tan ffs...we're a fukking shambles tbh. The gems are all too rare. Sad thing is despite the stereotype that our women are shyt, it's much more a fact of making themselves look shyt rather than genetics. It's not as if they're eastern european men.

Take off all the shyt and give them a bit of fashion advice and the gem % would multiply.
this is the popular opinion of the foreign women who cross my path. these slags are tactically inept.

but charlotte church is shyt and its not even close.
 

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The way the country went mad for pippa middletons arse was shameful :snoop:

C/S


but i've gotten used to it...the amount of times i've had the :beli: when my white brehs have been discussing women with the GOAT asses and started talking about broads like kylie minogue


and with that tulisa being the sexiest woman in fhm thing, I think that was a tesco bag full of money under the table or some higher up being blackmailed type of thing because I don't know one person that finds her attractive.
 
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