Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

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you brehs going international for your wives?

or keep the cycle going? :noah:
immigrant children and outright foreign women :cook: you can never say never but the english white woman is :dead: to me. and probably anything northern european.
 

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This country is shocking in terms of it's taste in woman. Although charlotte did look quite good for a spell.

I mean tulisa sexiest woman in fhm or w/e the fukk it was(who reads that type of shyte? watch porn ffs)

Most of our women are sheep in the extreme. Cheryl Cole had red hair once and then 90% of women in the country had it, i mean really?:childplease:

Fake tan ffs...we're a fukking shambles tbh. The gems are all too rare. Sad thing is despite the stereotype that our women are shyt, it's much more a fact of making themselves look shyt rather than genetics. It's not as if they're eastern european men.

Take off all the shyt and give them a bit of fashion advice and the gem % would multiply.
yeah, for a stretch every UK broad you would see on TV and in the magazines wore heavy make up and had blonde hair with the Rihanna forhead and very skinny. Like scary skinny.

I did not understand this obsession :snoop:
 

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You're limiting yourself.

Need to find one of them white girls who makes her whiteness work to her advantage.

I saw Emily Blunt will be on graham norton this week or summing in the paper today.

English Rose:to:
:ehh:

Kelly Brook been my favourite white girl for years tbh. Started when I used to watch Big Breakfast getting ready for school. :jawalrus:
 

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Once on a night out i was talking to this girl who said she styled herself on Jordan and she was her hero.

Now i'm honestly not saying this for the lols or anything, i really, really wanted to beat some sense in to her.

I never feel anger coming up from the very core of me while posting on the internet, but i am genuinely angry typing this out and thinking about this girl.
 

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Once on a night out i was talking to this girl who said she styled herself on Jordan and she was her hero.

Now i'm honestly not saying this for the lols or anything, i really, really wanted to beat some sense in to her.

I never feel anger coming up from the very core of me while posting on the internet, but i am genuinely angry typing this out and thinking about this girl.

:dead:

Those types are just :snoop:

And you think too yourself, how the fukk dont they see what i see all thats wrong with Jordan and those of that ilk
 

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:ehh:

Kelly Brook been my favourite white girl for years tbh. Started when I used to watch Big Breakfast getting ready for school. :jawalrus:

Yeah she's a bit of a go to girl in the girls who look like glamour models category.

Mostly because she doesn't dress/do her makeup like a glamour model.



You wanna talk about someone who wanted no part of that good girl image.

Went from Doctor Who's sidekick to playing a whore. :lolbron:

Yeah i watched that show a couple of times when i was channel surfing late night, a lot of her t*ts, so i was in:myman:
 

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Miss Dynamite-Tee-Hee>>>>>Lady Sovereign

Alesha Dixon is a level above.

Looks genuinely stunning sometimes. Shame about the personality:snooze:


Same with Nicole Sherzinger(or w/e), looks stunning, but one of the most annoying/boring personalities ever.
 

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who is the joint Jermaine Defoe broke up with for the whale?

She could get it
 

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Alesha Dixon is a level above.

Looks genuinely stunning sometimes. Shame about the personality:snooze:


Same with Nicole Sherzinger(or w/e), looks stunning, but one of the most annoying/boring personalities ever.

If she had a personality (and changed that name, nobody tryin to cake off that :comeon:) she'd be on Rihanna status worldwide. Now she's just an American Leona Lewis without the nose.
 

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Let's not act like she's touching Leona in the singing stakes.

On another note...

I swear, tonight does not feel like a saturday, feels like a monday or some shyt.

Since i'm off for 2 weeks, and there's football on every night the days have just melted in to one. I've lost all sense of time.

Usually going out drinking would bring me to my senses but obviously i was out yesterday so i don't have a marker for saturday.
 

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French chicks on the average aren't really that pretty they've just got that :noah: aura about them.
Dunno man but the most overrated women in europe are definitely the spanish. Bunch of dirty pale ankh wearing dykes to a man

The most attractive women in europe are coming from behind the iron curtain and its not even close. Dont make scorch post that pic again
 
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