Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[dennis roadman]

Exactly. The idea was to undermine all the hard work and knowledge exposed in the "quick gems for dealing with women" thread

http://www.the-coli.com/locker-room/10146-quick-lil-gems-dealing-women-thread-13.html#.T9y1isXhcnU

The women of lipstick alley obviously read the thread and its truth in order to shut down such a movement they send a spy to inflitrate the coli. The spy was tasked with the duty of destabilizing the movement by appearing to move her gluteals in rhythmic motion and as the video shows they sent an expert

The amount of proposals, dikk pics and misquoted poetry flooding her inbox is enough ammunition to end a few e-careers.....if only till they get a new alias.

this is very plausible, and i actually applaud it. that thread is near gem-less and really pretentious. the thread manifestation of reincar mattafact

i sent her a pm with in it. she laughed. pretttttty sure she wants my dikk brehs. i'll keep you posted

 

[BOBN]

I've never really looked at 'simping' stuff before but bloody hell, it's no joke is it.

"where you live?"

SMH.

Tbf thats a legitimate question There is head to be had

 

[dennis roadman]

Tbf thats a legitimate question There is head to be had

coates gonna be kickin himself when we found out ol' girl is from carlisle

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

coates gonna be kickin himself when we found out ol' girl is from carlisle

Probably the sister of one of the African toilet attendants he converses with on his nights out

 

[SCORCH]

No chance they have arse like that in Carlisle.

Coates seeing nothing but

Unlucky bruv

 

[Scottie Drippin]

That's still the most unfortunate photograph I've ever seen. I mean, you can show me pictures of of starving Cambodian children and I'll still donate to Kesha's cause.

 

[dennis roadman]

No chance they have arse like that in Carlisle.

Coates seeing nothing but

Unlucky bruv

damn coates. are you really living in ass squalor?

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

That's still the most unfortunate photograph I've ever seen. I mean, you can show me pictures of of starving Cambodian children and I'll still donate to Kesha's cause.

 

[mastermind]

No chance they have arse like that in Carlisle.

Coates seeing nothing but

Unlucky bruv

That's still the most unfortunate photograph I've ever seen. I mean, you can show me pictures of of starving Cambodian children and I'll still donate to Kesha's cause.

the Save the Ass fund


her ass looks so malnourished

 

[Scottie Drippin]

 

[Gilver]

damn coates. are you really living in ass squalor?

They all look decent when bent over infront of you

Plus i wouldn't want to walk down the street with a girl that has a noticeably huge arse.

We don't prize that sort of thing.

 

[dennis roadman]

They all look decent when bent over infront of you

Plus i wouldn't want to walk down the street with a girl that has a noticeably huge arse.

We don't prize that sort of thing.

what.

 

[mastermind]

They all look decent when bent over infront of you

Plus i wouldn't want to walk down the street with a girl that has a noticeably huge arse.

We don't prize that sort of thing.

 

[dennis roadman]

They all look decent when bent over infront of you

Plus i wouldn't want to walk down the street with a girl that has a noticeably huge arse.

We don't prize that sort of thing.

http://i.imgur.com/D3lON.gif

 

[Gilver]

I'm white lads.

When i hit it from the back, i don't want to hear the slapping of flab

I want to hear the knocking of bones