Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Montez]

That would be amazing honestly.

I need some hard scientific data on the effects of porn on the brain. I feel like we've gotten soft science nonsense and personal anecdotes which may or may not be accurate: "I felt alive after those 90 days bras. Like, more energy, more ferociousness when approaching broads. You know, porn is like being in a downpour on a lonely street. You never see the sunlight, just rain all the time. It's actually like that scene in Trading Places, where Dan Akroyd is outside looking into the restaurant in the santa claus outfit and it's raining, and he's hungry, but he can't eat. It's like that bras...get off that porn brehs, it's for the best."



I have a suspicion that it is likely all mental. Though I'm not sure, because that ED is real

It's both imo.

The mental shame of not watching that shyte makes you proud of yourself, no more running around hiding what you're actually doing

Dudes are more aggressive with women because they aren't at home watching and downloading shyt 8 hours a day.

Now all that shyt about dopamine

 

[Jutt]

Was just talking about it last night. In 20 years were gonna start seeing something like a male menopause. These new brehs sexual organs are in action an unprecedented amount of times. 10 times a day from 13 to 43? Were gonna start seeing dudes testicles just burn out, just say "no more". penises might fall off as we discover theres a finite number of times you can put increased blood rates through them shyts, we just dont know, these new brehs gonna be the first in human history to test the limits. It like the long term dangers of mobile phones, we just dont know.


Ok nice I got it. You international now!

But breh I started listening on headphones and you got one breh talking exclusively in one ear and the other breh in the other. Sounds wild but I admit when two brehs talk at the same time its like a sexual experience

They shouldve never gave you brehs stereo.

We had a shyt load of technical issues this week. I didn't even make it thru the whole show. Either Lukie or myself usually records, but this week Mike did. Don't think he had the settings correct

 

[Capitol]

I think a documentary would be super informative. And I would hope that it wouldn't be trivializing those that featured in it or was putting them on display. Rather a look into another world, no matter how depraved it might turn out to be.

But, porn does do a few bad things that I've noticed.

The thing I've realized most about porn though is that people can never rationalize reasons to keep it around. At least good reasons. I've seen this debate on here and on sohh. The overwhelming majority of people all agreed and brought up coherent reasons as to why it was bad (complacency, unrealistic expectations (which is bad for women as well), saturation, ED for young men, curbed sexual urges etc. etc. etc.) Though I distinctly remember RG being on the other side. His only defense was that "There's nothing wrong with wanting to watch bad bytches brehs "

And I think that is in accord with the main rationalization I hear i.e. since it's everywhere, it's ok, it's normal, everything will be alright, when, at least with my experience and I'm sure others can attest, it's not.

Another problem is that there is no longer really 'soft porn' around. I mean, technically there is, but I don't see people new to porn really stopping at that point, there is always going to be more to look at. I was reading some comments though on an article about porn and some dude brought up the interesting idea thought that young people could begin to think that having a sex tape is the norm. That there will be a huge burst in the number of sex tapes, which is sorta funny to think about, sorta gross, but sorta alarming but then again, people don't give young people enough credit I've found

Porn has made a lot of sexual positions and acts more common. 50 years ago you weren't going to be able to hook up with regular girls and have a good chance at getting head. You were probably never going to convince someone to do anal. Regular bytches are open to all types of shyt now

 

[Jmare007]

I'm watching the Chile/England match for the YWC and was shocked that more than half the England squad that qualified for the Cup isn't playing. The fukk is that about?

I mean, we ain't playing very good so far but has been enough for Egypt and so far England, but dear god...you guys are absolute garbage right now

 

[Montez]

I'm watching the Chile/England match for the YWC and was shocked that more than half the England squad that qualified for the Cup isn't playing. The fukk is that about?

I mean, we ain't playing very good so far but has been enough for Egypt and so far England, but dear god...you guys are absolute garbage right now

Niccas is flexing in Ibiza

The u21s are a bigger draw but they had an idiot running the show. Clubs and a poor youth set up/focus is why much of the eligible squad isn't there imo.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Arry Crack Kane

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

I'm watching the Chile/England match for the YWC and was shocked that more than half the England squad that qualified for the Cup isn't playing. The fukk is that about?

I mean, we ain't playing very good so far but has been enough for Egypt and so far England, but dear god...you guys are absolute garbage right now

Football development is far different, our players a breeded to be runners, your players breeded to have tekkers.

English clubs give zero fukks about English football and whats good for the NT teams. They had only scored 1 goals in 16 years in u20 world Cup football before the Iraq match

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Bobby Martinez is goin to do wonders with Ross Barkley next season

 

[Jmare007]

Football development is far different, our players a breeded to be runners, your players breeded to have tekkers.

English clubs give zero fukks about English football and whats good for the NT teams. They had only scored 1 goals in 16 years in u20 world Cup football before the Iraq match

Got it.

But that formula hasn't gotten you shyt so far so why keep doing it?

 

[EQ.]

So must win against Egypt, Pritchard should start looked impressive when he was on.

 

[EQ.]

Bobby Martinez is goin to do wonders with Ross Barkley next season

Josh Stones

Bobby looking at that youth team/structure like :favre2:

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Got it.

But that formula hasn't gotten you shyt so far so why keep doing it?

Because ol Cacs are goin to Cac.

IMO the problem is when your league is the richest/most popular in the world and the money keeps on comin in and the tv deals keep on gettin bigger then the one before, why change? Also the Premier League have more power than the FA does

This is the kind of thinkin we have. The English League teams have 35 Players represented in the tournament thats like 10 more than the next closest which is Spain, some people in the PL would see that as a success, not the fact that they drew with Iraq in the opening game after being 2-0 up.

Had 31 represented in the u21 tournament and they finished bottom of ther group.


Oh yeah they want to copy Spain formula, when Ze Germans fits more inline with England We have a bunch of idiots incharge of the asylum, atleast with the lunatics they have creative thinkin

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Josh Stones

Bobby looking at that youth team/structure like :favre2:

 

[KingHurst]

you lads are ready for a maracanazo pt 2 today?

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

you lads are ready for a maracanazo pt 2 today?

Buts its only a semi, not the final.