Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!
Tbh breh, theres not many pieces needed. I liked that we got Fernandinho to help anchor the midfield and Navas on the wing. Thats some major speed between those two. If we can get a quality striker i think we'll be fine.
dennis roadman
nuclear war in my bag
*Entire post may be highly exaggerated
Honestly man the way porn and overall deterioration of mental health correlates is no joke. We really need some type of documentary that explores how weird these nikkas become once they delve in too deep. There isn't anything wrong with loading up some porn every now and then. Every day? Still might not be wrong, but once you start delving into their personal lives, tricking yourself into becoming attached, listening to the thoughts, political beliefs, and the inner workings of a bytch that takes dikks two at a time down her throat for a living and laughing at the jokes she makes like she is speaking directly to you there is a problem. Once I discovered streaming porn I never turned back. fukk an imagination. The hold the porn game got on nikkas aint no joke
i dont get how functioning grown men can be like "oh yeah she did ass blasters 8 with johnny twofukks a few years back. she never does anal anymore though, she said she likes it too much and she's afraid she'll wake her mom up when she dreams about it at night"
how and why the fukk yall know that
Roaden Polynice
Superstar
*Entire post may be highly exaggerated
Honestly man the way porn and overall deterioration of mental health correlates is no joke. We really need some type of documentary that explores how weird these nikkas become once they delve in too deep. There isn't anything wrong with loading up some porn every now and then. Every day? Still might not be wrong, but once you start delving into their personal lives, tricking yourself into becoming attached, listening to the thoughts, political beliefs, and the inner workings of a bytch that takes dikks two at a time down her throat for a living and laughing at the jokes she makes like she is speaking directly to you there is a problem. Once I discovered streaming porn I never turned back. fukk an imagination. The hold the porn game got on nikkas aint no joke
That would be amazing honestly.
I need some hard scientific data on the effects of porn on the brain. I feel like we've gotten soft science nonsense and personal anecdotes which may or may not be accurate: "I felt alive after those 90 days bras. Like, more energy, more ferociousness when approaching broads. You know, porn is like being in a downpour on a lonely street. You never see the sunlight, just rain all the time. It's actually like that scene in Trading Places, where Dan Akroyd is outside looking into the restaurant in the santa claus outfit and it's raining, and he's hungry, but he can't eat. It's like that bras...get off that porn brehs, it's for the best."
I have a suspicion that it is likely all mental. Though I'm not sure, because that ED is real
30 million for Fernandinho while Spurs only paid 17 million for Paulinho.
Napoli tryin to cash in on cavani too...if City was in for Higuain, they'd be payin 200K wages instead of 150 Arsenal is rumored to have agreed upon.
Tevez only goin for 10 million
i dont get how functioning grown men can be like "oh yeah she did ass blasters 8 with johnny twofukks a few years back. she never does anal anymore though, she said she likes it too much and she's afraid she'll wake her mom up when she dreams about it at night"
YO the way they just casually say shyt like that blows my mind. How. Why. What the fukk is wrong with your brain that makes it declare something like that as vital information?
Guidetti our only hope. Any striker we bid on they ask for some ridiculous price. FFP is a conspiracy. Man U got Thiago for how much? If we bid on Thiago they'd up the price or he wouldn't come.
We freed up some bread with the Tevez sale. Few other guys may walk as well, so im not really stressed yet. Thiago to United deal is in question last I heard, so we could theoretically swoop in. We'd probably have to throw about 25 at him to get him to come
and we have plenty of midfielders too, but he'd be a good look.I dont think theyre gonna sit by and not replace Carlos....time will tell though.
That would be amazing honestly.
I need some hard scientific data on the effects of porn on the brain. I feel like we've gotten soft science nonsense and personal anecdotes which may or may not be accurate: "I felt alive after those 90 days bras. Like, more energy, more ferociousness when approaching broads. You know, porn is like being in a downpour on a lonely street. You never see the sunlight, just rain all the time. It's actually like that scene in Trading Places, where Dan Akroyd is outside looking into the restaurant in the santa claus outfit and it's raining, and he's hungry, but he can't eat. It's like that bras...get off that porn brehs, it's for the best."
I have a suspicion that it is likely all mental. Though I'm not sure, because that ED is real
A lot of that sounds like shyt people made up to feel better about themselves. Whatever they need to say to themselves to make it through those 90 days I guess. I need some real scientist to study these motherfukkers that dress up in gimp suits and masturbate to guido porn. Surely there is something wrong with them
dennis roadman
nuclear war in my bag
That would be amazing honestly.
I need some hard scientific data on the effects of porn on the brain. I feel like we've gotten soft science nonsense and personal anecdotes which may or may not be accurate: "I felt alive after those 90 days bras. Like, more energy, more ferociousness when approaching broads. You know, porn is like being in a downpour on a lonely street. You never see the sunlight, just rain all the time. It's actually like that scene in Trading Places, where Dan Akroyd is outside looking into the restaurant in the santa claus outfit and it's raining, and he's hungry, but he can't eat. It's like that bras...get off that porn brehs, it's for the best."
I have a suspicion that it is likely all mental. Though I'm not sure, because that ED is real
on some real shyt, i cut my porn intake by 95% a few months back and i have felt a lot better in general. course it probably has something (a lot) to do with my being clean too
i can say that getting high and busting a nut was a great feeling, so even the cutting down has been abetted by that. also i realized that getting high by yourself and jerking off were very similar to me - both things done completely alone and like my own little secret that gave me a buzz just in being able to execute it properly without anyone knowing (presumably at least 
)never once had ED issues
but i would like to see some real scientific data behind it too. i do think porn definitely makes you complacent when it comes to women. it's like how batman made it out of bane's prison - if he knew he had that rope (porn to go home and jerk off to if you strike out that night), he would have never jumped with that much willpower (steeling nerves and risking embarrassment by talking to strange women). whether or not you expect women to be like porn stars and do all the nasty shyt and be able to bend their legs in 8 directions is entirely mental. any rational person realizes that it's an act that takes behind the scenes prep for that to happen (usually )
Roaden Polynice
Superstar
on some real shyt, i cut my porn intake by 95% a few months back and i have felt a lot better in general. course it probably has something (a lot) to do with my being clean too
never once had ED issues
I think a documentary would be super informative. And I would hope that it wouldn't be trivializing those that featured in it or was putting them on display. Rather a look into another world, no matter how depraved it might turn out to be.
But, porn does do a few bad things that I've noticed.
The thing I've realized most about porn though is that people can never rationalize reasons to keep it around. At least good reasons. I've seen this debate on here and on sohh. The overwhelming majority of people all agreed and brought up coherent reasons as to why it was bad (complacency, unrealistic expectations (which is bad for women as well), saturation, ED for young men, curbed sexual urges etc. etc. etc.) Though I distinctly remember RG being on the other side. His only defense was that "There's nothing wrong with wanting to watch bad bytches brehs
" And I think that is in accord with the main rationalization I hear i.e. since it's everywhere, it's ok, it's normal, everything will be alright, when, at least with my experience and I'm sure others can attest, it's not.
Another problem is that there is no longer really 'soft porn' around. I mean, technically there is, but I don't see people new to porn really stopping at that point, there is always going to be more to look at. I was reading some comments though on an article about porn and some dude brought up the interesting idea thought that young people could begin to think that having a sex tape is the norm. That there will be a huge burst in the number of sex tapes, which is sorta funny to think about, sorta gross, but sorta alarming
but then again, people don't give young people enough credit I've found 
Was just talking about it last night. In 20 years were gonna start seeing something like a male menopause. These new brehs sexual organs are in action an unprecedented amount of times. 10 times a day from 13 to 43? Were gonna start seeing dudes testicles just burn out, just say "no more". penises might fall off as we discover theres a finite number of times you can put increased blood rates through them shyts, we just dont know, these new brehs gonna be the first in human history to test the limits. It like the long term dangers of mobile phones, we just dont know.
But breh I started listening on headphones and you got one breh talking exclusively in one ear and the other breh in the other. Sounds wild but I admit when two brehs talk at the same time its like a sexual experience
They shouldve never gave you brehs stereo.
Ok nice I got it. You international now!
But breh I started listening on headphones and you got one breh talking exclusively in one ear and the other breh in the other. Sounds wild but I admit when two brehs talk at the same time its like a sexual experience
They shouldve never gave you brehs stereo.
Gandolpiffini
Banned
Spurs need a pretty size able clear out this summer so bye bye to Hudd and Parker most likely. If this paulhino deal goes through I can see us going 4-3-3
mastermind
Rest In Power Kobe
i dont get how functioning grown men can be like "oh yeah she did ass blasters 8 with johnny twofukks a few years back. she never does anal anymore though, she said she likes it too much and she's afraid she'll wake her mom up when she dreams about it at night"
the rare times I venture into JBO and BGOL to read this stuff. I always make these faces
I really dont care about their lives outside of getting a money shot, and I REALLY DONT CARE about what the male porn stars are doing either.:deandre:
